It took me a while as I’ve been having to soundproof the basement for when I head out to a restaurant tomorrow and leave the captives unguarded.You are the best Fritzel. Re-cap Queenx
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Isn't that what Melin did, Lauren's Essex businessman pal/dealer?
Proper YMCA pic
An advert for Chaz's sink cleaner 
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Time to catch up
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I look forward to reading your thread updates..thanks for all the effort
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Excellent read again
xxI look forward to reading your thread updates..thanks for all the effort
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Bless you Pom, it's so good you're back on form
Thank you very muchBless you Pom, it's so good you're back on form
xxSorry on the late reply..had to make this lol
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I am DYINGOnly 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheetsThis raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alienchic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
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@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shitsand he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
Also thanks Clickbait, best recaps always!
"because she has no friends and can't afford a taxi"Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
View attachment 532864
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shits
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
@Clickbait RIP me I am dying! This is absolutely hilarious as always. I just love your recaps because they cover so much and it always gives me such a real laugh. @Pom Bear that picture of Charlie is by far one of my favourites it captures his essence I feel
. What a lovely little laugh to wake up to!!!I'm not a trashy zeleb/chav/Ned/hole so I have no knowledge of what one uses highly flammable environment destroying ""lanterns" to symbolise, so I googled it.It seems that originally they are used in certain cultures to symbolise a soul leaving the earth. However in the past year they have become popular to use during Gender Reveal parties in certain parts of America due to a Pinterest Post. ( I hope you can hear my eyes rolling into the back of my head)
It is not illegal to launch these things but it is advised by council/randomly some baby charities etc that they should be launched on private land with plenty of space. I'm presuming under an awning in someone's back yard in the middle of a housing estate in Guilford doesn't quite meet that requirement.
Also Good Morning lovelies!!!!
I think you should start writing. The first book about Plunge and Clunge will sell out, I can guarantee.Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
View attachment 532864
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shits
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
@Blowup80 will be your translator. She could highlight all the difficult words ( as above) at the back of it and explain what they are to the likes of Chaz who can only about to start reading about Biff and Chip
Wow what a party! Pizza in boxes, Pringles in tubes, Lozza perfecting the ping-pong shuffle via her bloated mouth not her unreliable clunge and she's wearing the PETA approved fur - disgusting hag.
Slice of toast for me, slice for the dog, then she still gets bit of mine.
Those lanterns piss me off just because they set them off on a Disney film doesn't mean it's ok to pollute the air, trash fields or woodland and sometimes animals. Stood there in her real fur coat 4 sizes too small looking like an appropriate adult for Charles cos he needs guidance round flames.
Those lanterns piss me off just because they set them off on a Disney film doesn't mean it's ok to pollute the air, trash fields or woodland and sometimes animals. Stood there in her real fur coat 4 sizes too small looking like an appropriate adult for Charles cos he needs guidance round flames.
All class that lot.
Shock horror. The sloth is already out and about today off in her car somewhere. It’s not even noon. Perhaps the Pit keeper has come in for a clean. Hopefully he changes the sheets.
Absolutely mind blowing! I hadn't pictured him as each VP character b4 - it works superbly @Pom Bear - you are well back to your best and cleverest!
Is this trainer cleaning guy the same one that cleaned mark Wright's trainers?
I wonder if big loz over posted (video'd the WHOLE balloon popping reveal saga
) cos she knew it would be seen by Mark 
Yes, I just bought mark back up lauren! Sounds like Charles speaks to you exactly the way he did
I wonder if big loz over posted (video'd the WHOLE balloon popping reveal saga
) cos she knew it would be seen by Mark Yes, I just bought mark back up lauren! Sounds like Charles speaks to you exactly the way he did
Someone asked if he BEATS her. Wtf? Probably the other way round.Is this trainer cleaning guy the same one that cleaned mark Wright's trainers?
I wonder if big loz over posted (video'd the WHOLE balloon popping reveal saga
Yes, I just bought mark back up lauren! Sounds like Charles speaks to you exactly the way he did
Another piss boiler she is,WTF releasing those lanterns.
doesn’t the ugky fucker know they can kills owls etc.Evil bleeping ugly bleep witch.
doesn’t the ugky fucker know they can kills owls etc.Evil bleeping ugly bleep witch.'Does he beat you' - just too funny! He criticises something small then appaz he becomes a wife-beater... wow the brain-deadness of her 'fans'...
I thought the sale of them had been banned because of the threat of fires and to wildlife. These people are seriously stupid and never think of anyone else.Another piss boiler she is,WTF releasing those lanterns.
Everyone up in arms because he said she can't read. The beard tells everyone I'm deaf. I'm not but I can't hear as good as I used too. All the dog walking with earphones in that has done that!
She's out buying her stash 
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