The Captain isn’t
keen on my thread round-ups but he gets his nightie in a twist quite easily so for the Scrunchies who do appreciate it...
The adventures into ‘cooking’ continue - this includes frying shop-bought burgers until they have boiled (and look like curled up hockey pucks) in a
pound of onions; chilli (with sweetcorn in it
) and
warm salad that
@Pixie7 had a
delightful description of.
There was more begged takeaway -
curry for 8 from the restaurant that allowed her to break Covid rules by
dining out for her friend’s birthday when it was supposed to be eating with your own household only.
Talking of Covid rule breaking,
@NinaStar90 was vexed by the lack of care and attention shown to the
carrots when Big Loz and Oddbod went for
Sunday lunch at someone’s home. The
plate pattern looked familiar which led us to wonder if the randy Birdseye had invited them over
She took Oddbod (Chaz) on a trip to Bethnal Green for more
free food (clearly shoving more carbs down her gaping maw is considered an essential trip
) which we were first alerted to courtesy of our new member
@Benhameensmummy who pointed out the inconsistencies from her OK column that claimed she had lost her appetite.
@MunHun shared with us some of the contents of the seminal text “Secrets of an Essex Girl” by Yungel Goodger:
one,
two,
three, with the interesting revelation she thinks boob jobs should be covered up so as not to
look cheap and tacky.
Her literary career continues in earnest with her online
OK column which was
nice. Only joking - it was a bag of shite. She did reveal she now considers herself a five star chef
and she’s not been paying her parking tickets.
As always we were blessed with some poetry, this time courtesy of
@Facehugger via Grandad.
Piss off Poirot, the Scrunchies are in town and
sleuthing hard!
@Pearshaped another newbie found some similarities between
our Lozza and a glamorous pig but
@Katie8ee may have just
done a @mandypandy99 and revealed the name of yungel V2.0 (i.e. Big Loz’s offspring)
Lauliè! (Mash up of Lauren and Charlie, how romantic).
This was uncovered via Instagram as they want to monetise the baybeh as soon as it exits Lauren’s dropped kebab. Shame it won’t be baby
Khigwell Rose - it has such a classy ring to it. Very soon after this was picked up by the lazy journos at the
Daily Mail - Tattlers do all the leg work for them! We want our cut
for the post lockdown mass Scrunchie gathering coming to a field in Essex very soon: the balloons and polyester jumpsuits are not going to buy themselves!
Then came the amazing discovery that
@Carrington31 had called it
way back in January
@Pom Bear did us proud with
Top Chef Loz,
Loz the walking cannelloni, an early edition of her next
bestseller, and Oddbod finding the reason for her
toilet blockage to name but a few.