I was thinking the same thing myself, there goes my pot noodleIf that's what it's done to her facial ones imagine her undercarriage
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Oh goody, lets have some FUN! if this happens.
I've done my best to inform THE SUN and OK magazine of this fact.
Crazy puppy!! I love that!!I know you crazy puppy I was doing an impression of our Lozza.
She will be fuming we have changed the name to Lolly for our own amusement!
Ssshh... don't mention noodles! I'm in massive debt to the tune of 3 cases!!! He may forget if we don't mention!!More like 'pop goes the noodle'
No need to panic sweetheart,Ssshh... don't mention noodles! I'm in massive debt to the tune of 3 cases!!! He may forget if we don't mention!!
You do know Wonga went tits up a while back...
Couldn't have put it better myself...does she seriously think anyone with half a brain cell will believe that? Try harder Moleman it's embarrassing
Fish flaps???!!! Haaaaaaa!! I'm done! Love you people, what I'd give to meet you all for a few scoops and lots of banter
Aaah, that's why I'm having no luck then!! Good retort though smartarseYou do know Wonga went tits up a while back...
Cannot Cope! Lauren, your lips look like a baboons arse because theyโre full of filler. Itโs not the โlituw gewโs fault.
I just poured a glass of wine well it is a Bank Holiday weekend and 15 degrees out so thought meh its happening! I am being productive and doing laundry as well tho. Cats are arguing over who gets to sleep in what cat house I don't know how you all cope with children that can talk 
So what's the situation in all of our respective places? I assume where Lauren is you are allowed to go and sit in people's gardens? Up here you can meet up outdoors with so many people from so many households (I have no idea of the numbers as I don't frequent with humans)
I'm feeling nice today I have had a super productive day so far so part of me wishes I could just send her a wardrobe makeover.
So what's the situation in all of our respective places? I assume where Lauren is you are allowed to go and sit in people's gardens? Up here you can meet up outdoors with so many people from so many households (I have no idea of the numbers as I don't frequent with humans
)I'm feeling nice today I have had a super productive day so far so part of me wishes I could just send her a wardrobe makeover.
I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhowI just poured a glass of wine well it is a Bank Holiday weekend and 15 degrees out so thought meh its happening! I am being productive and doing laundry as well tho. Cats are arguing over who gets to sleep in what cat house I don't know how you all cope with children that can talk
So what's the situation in all of our respective places? I assume where Lauren is you are allowed to go and sit in people's gardens? Up here you can meet up outdoors with so many people from so many households (I have no idea of the numbers as I don't frequent with humans
I'm feeling nice today I have had a super productive day so far so part of me wishes I could just send her a wardrobe makeover.
Well that buggers my weekend up.I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhow
Wot about Lielau babe. We cud still make it sfisticaed wiv one of them french fings on it. Fink it would be bewful for a gel.
Sorry to be a brag but.... I've just been to the pub for a couple as ours in Jersey opened yesterday without having to order food! Bliss. Hope the dickheads don't ruin it for us though- I'll personally hunt them down!I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhow
I always forget you are actually in Jersey I remember when we were locked in and you were like yaaaa just been pub. My Mum when she was alive Jersey was one of her favourite places to go she loved that placeSorry to be a brag but.... I've just been to the pub for a couple as ours in Jersey opened yesterday without having to order food! Bliss. Hope the dickheads don't ruin it for us though- I'll personally hunt them down!
she wasn't even old! I don't know why I presume Jersey is like a lot of the places up here that people like to retire to it. Maybe it's all popping off 
Bewful photos they can gaze at
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Bet they are just print outsBewful photos they can gaze at
or even better cut out a magazineJersey is incredible! Best move we ever made for quality of life etc. Glad your lovely mum loved it here; it's always assumed it's a retirement place but so many younger professionals are relocating here for the quality of life- and that the pubs are back open!!! I'm looking forward to summer and the 2 minute walk to the beach when I finish work..I always forget you are actually in Jersey I remember when we were locked in and you were like yaaaa just been pub. My Mum when she was alive Jersey was one of her favourite places to go she loved that place
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