Sounds comfortable that. Like you giving yourself a nice squishy hug. If I didn't have pert tits I'd try itShe can't find them when she lays down, one goes East & one goes West & they disappear under her armpits for the night
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Errr why is Loz eating horses testicles? Don't get me started on
the whole carrots!!
the whole carrots!!
I just lay on my side and hang mine over the edge of the mattress, they don't get in the way then. Don't you let the Captain know you've got pert ones, you'll set him off!Sounds comfortable that. Like you giving yourself a nice squishy hug. If I didn't have pert tits I'd try it
We're more bothered about why she was round yours for dinner!Errr why is Loz eating horses testicles? Don't get me started on
the whole carrots!!
I'm too knackered to be set off right now, that bleeping covid jab I had this afternoon is kicking in, I feel like crap.I just lay on my side and hang mine over the edge of the mattress, they don't get in the way then. Don't you let the Captain know you've got pert ones, you'll set him off!
WHAT??? My Mother wouldn't cook such an abysmal meal, especially them carrots.We're more bothered about why she was round yours for dinner!
Same plates, chicken dinner.........we think she's been out for lunch Chez Captain's Mum's!!!
You'll be ok, get some paracetamol down you and get to bed 
Hope it passes! My crappiness kicked in 3 days later and still lingering after nearly 2 weeks. Was so smug at first thinking a tender arm was it. Good night's sleep should see you right
Specsavers!!! NOT the same plates, however where was this meal cooked? Loz doesn't have round plates for a start!Same plates, chicken dinner.........we think she's been out for lunch Chez Captain's Mum's!!!
Want to add that I'd still have it even with the crappy feeling afterwards!Hope it passes! My crappiness kicked in 3 days later and still lingering after nearly 2 weeks. Was so smug at first thinking a tender arm was it. Good night's sleep should see you right
We don't know, that's why we were all speculating she'd been to yours
Bless you
it will pass, and far better than the alternative. I think I had Covid just as it was first being recognised, I've never felt so ill. 6 of us at work were poorly for weeks, we'd think it had gone then it would come back again. We just thought it was flu or something. I've never had pain like it, even when I had swine flu, I still struggle breathing sometimes now & have an inhaler. If I feel off with the jab, I know it can't be any worse than that 
She’s back available on Only Fans now... must be despo for the cash as that’s a few times today 
I need to get back off furlough as too much time on my hands clearly
I need to get back off furlough as too much time on my hands clearly Oh dear. I know I laugh but how sad for that baby, it's mother being on there when pregnantShe’s back available on Only Fans now... must be despo for the cash as that’s a few times today
and selling mucky underwear too 
Ok my lovelies have some nighttime reading for you all. More droning on about herself I particularly like her reference to her love of leather (there’s a photo of her promoting peta in the book) 
Also how she speaks about fake boobs
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Thank youSo good.... i had an insomnia episode last night and was drained , I knew i should of added toilet roll X
xx.I think the sweetcorn was a great idea...I love how you added that
xxSorry to hear how you felt last night, hope you have since had a better day and night
xx
That was exactly me today too. Had dinner after 9. Really missed that hour we lost this time round.How are we you lot of smashers? The spring forward time change had me all jet lagged so I had a four hour nap today
You can always tell when she's breaking lockdown as she goes all quiet.
“If you have a boob job, then cover up rather than showing them off - it looks really cheap and tacky”Ok my lovelies have some nighttime reading for you all. More droning on about herself I particularly like her reference to her love of leather (there’s a photo of her promoting peta in the book)
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I know she really does herself no favours at all.“If you have a boob job, then cover up rather than showing them off - it looks really cheap and tacky”
Ok my lovelies have some nighttime reading for you all. More droning on about herself I particularly like her reference to her love of leather (there’s a photo of her promoting peta in the book)
Man she’s a hypocrite
Ohhhh. Already posted“If you have a boob job, then cover up rather than showing them off - it looks really cheap and tacky”
I googled Lauren Goodger boobs and one of the pics was an “upskirt” that apparently showed her with no knickers on What I do for you Scrunchies
What I do for you Scrunchies Medal and counselling for Click baitI googled Lauren Goodger boobs and one of the pics was an “upskirt” that apparently showed her with no knickers on
I’m still not over those carrots. I’m the one who needs counselling!
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