What the duck was that? enjoy the mushrooms sweetheart.No. It was post 901 on page 46 of the last Lozza thread.I've got mushrooms to cook, back later
Yes, ME, that's my job.
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Itās ok. Itās insoluble fibre. It will come out of your derriĆØre almost intact and āimmaculateā as Loz would normally say.My corn on the cob was over done and mushy. I feel disappointed and slightly disgusted with myself. Which seems to fit this thread nicely
Poor cow died to be fried to death with onions and chucked in a tit bap.
Was going say earlier when the ingredients were posted that surely she should have had some onions left over from all this home cooking sheās been doing but now I realise why she doesnāt. Can someone tell her Charles might like some burger with his Bun Onions.
We are The Food Police
Pulling up a chair
But also I canāt get over the big needle fingers!!! Does she think people donāt have eyes
But also I canāt get over the big needle fingers!!! Does she think people donāt have eyes
And then claims she doesnāt make herself skinnier
Sheāll be blaming it on he Her stron ormones making her weight fluctuate soon.
Without wanting to derail or lower the tone too far... if it comes out of my derriĆØre in something approaching a timely manner Iāll be happy... (also I had strawberries for pudding to be on the safe side. In honour of Big Lozza it was on a scone with clotted cream)
By the sounds of it, I think you need not worry about the corn being tardy Mr F!! In the words of my lovely old Grandad ( who didn't give a sod about tone lowering):
If you want to tit with ease.
Place your elbows on your knees.
Give a grunt and a squeeze.
And it comes out like melted cheese.
No. We have heard from good source on here that itās true!!
If it's in the Daily Mail, it's shite.
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here you go!
Whyās she just showing one burger when she cooked all four! Thatās a massive tea; two burgers in buns, big corn on the cob and all those wedges
Yeah we know what sort of bribes you like! Where's that pizza guy picture from the end of the last thread?
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Just the sight of all those onions Iād be up all night with heartburn 
her culinary skills are a joke
her culinary skills are a jokeI agree! 2 burgers on white baps and all those onions she'll have had terrible indigestion especially being preggers. Or does she eat so much shite it doesn't affect her anymore?Just the sight of all those onions Iād be up all night with heartburn
Would be on the loo all night
the junk they consume is unbelievable! We all like a bit now and again. No wonder she cannot get out of bed it must make her feel so sluggish !And donāt forget her bones are breaking so badWould be on the loo all night
Charlie boys at work so sheāll be conjuring up something for his tea tonight whilst lolling about in bed
Unlike that perky woman I posted earlier, no way could loz emulate her.Would be on the loo all night
Happy Saturday Scrunchettes! What larks shall today bring? Presumably will be more knicker shots followed by a food tutorial how lucky are we!
I see our Charlie is off out making the coin for Baby La'RosƩ. So the big question is... Does Charles not drive? as he's always eyefucking himself enroute to work or is he just following the Big Loz example of filming and driving?
Anyone got any fantastic Saturday plans?
I see our Charlie is off out making the coin for Baby La'RosƩ. So the big question is... Does Charles not drive? as he's always eyefucking himself enroute to work or is he just following the Big Loz example of filming and driving?
Anyone got any fantastic Saturday plans?
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