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  1. Thissinglemama #111 You wish you had a stalker, you leather faced porker ๐Ÿท

    Well done @ChubClubThug you win the pile of smashed Disney dinner plates but first you need to claim on your insurance to get them ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ The big filthy six toed narcissistic gremlin is gaslighting galore (she doesn't like cheese don't you know, but sheโ€™ll test cheese cake because sheโ€™ll do...
  2. Thissinglemama #110 Puffy nipples, big fat muff, always looking like a scruff

    Well done @Womblewoo for the quite apt thread title. Iโ€™ll get back to you about your winning prize once Iโ€™ve had a root around Aimlessโ€™s skip, sorry, house. Unless you want a kitten? Thereโ€™s a few of them, take your pick. Ready to go now ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป EDITED TO ADD: Newbies to the thread, please read...
  3. Thissinglemama #109 Kalma is coming for you courtesy of the trowls

    @mumz You are our winner ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ Your prize is a ยฃ4k All Inclusive holiday with a dodgy kettle, 4 bags of Lays and a 4-pastry brekkie daily (no boozies tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
  4. Thissinglemama #108 Whinge and moan, she should’ve stayed at home!

    @Johnson1901 You are our winner!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ You win a 2l bottle of lemon Fanta (that's 25% vodka), 17 packs of Milka cakes (enough for 24hrs of snacking), and a one-to-one Holiday Makeup Tutorial from R-Shaimless (to get the hot sweaty mess look just right) ๐Ÿค—
  5. Thissinglemama #107 4 tits, mouldy bits and mountains of wipes for the

    @K4040 You are our winner ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ You win a bland-paint voucher for B&Q and a 50p coupon for DUncle Gregory to decorate a room of your choice. MUST BE A MAJOR INCONVENIENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MATTER. And your body weight in chocolate - to be consumed in 24hrs. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ
  6. Thissinglemama #106 Compulsive spender, compulsive eater, compulsive liar, compulsive

    I've taken the executive decision for another doubke win today - because @Mrsturnerreturns made a brilliant comment, and @Womblewoo suggested it should be a thread title, and THAT comment got more votes than any thread suggestion... And i feel we can show @Mrsturnerreturns the love she...
  7. Thissinglemama #105 Bringing down trolls, she's got a crime number! Meanwhile H's dinner's a plate of cucumber

    @ZedsDead ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณ You win a week day of Aimless nosh... probably will last you a month ๐Ÿซฃ โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ
  8. Thissinglemama #104 All aboard concord nose- fake anxiety/illness welcome! Get on a train you stupid witch ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @Leighanne02 and @ChubClubThug are joint winners!! A superb effort to sum up the uselessness that is Aimless Crowded-Butthole ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณ
  9. Thissinglemama #103 You reap what you sow, here comes the popo

    Congratulations @Trapped_soul you win a years supply of white beef ๐Ÿ˜‚ What a week itโ€™s been for the crowded butthole, the karma train is definitely on its way! Whoeverโ€™s bringing her down, about time ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
  10. Thissingleamama #102 Caught on TV, doing what she does best, stuffing her face and looking a mess

    @Faith61 You are our winner - Tesco finest sirloin pork joint on it's way to you (with the obligatory Kylie, spicy rice and fluff) Enjoy ๐Ÿฅณ
  11. Thissinglemama #101 Just another Munchausens Monday

    @mumz You are our winner winner, wobbly chicken dinner!! ๐Ÿฅณ You win a dodgy drumstick ๐Ÿ— and a night in with "friends" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  12. Thissinglemama #100 She wouldn’t lie straight in bed, welcome to crowded buttholes ๐Ÿ’ฏth thread

    @K4040 You have the honour of naming the 100th thread of our beloved and worshipped Miss Aimless Crowded Butthole!!!
  13. Thissinglemama #99 Roses are red, Aimless is a scruff, her neck is fat and so is her muff

    @ChubClubThug You are our last pre-100 winnnnnnnnnnnner ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ You win a cooking class from ol' shirl, a classic frubalicious and two free interior design sessions with Aimless!! ๐Ÿ†
  14. Thissinglemama #98 Attention seeker to core, what a bore, repetitive content... snore, H can always have more

    @This Is Not An Ad You win a bottle of malbec (if there's any left), and a lifetime supply of banana hair food, that doubles as humus if you're peckish ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ *had to edit for character limit*
  15. Thissinglemama #97 I’m going on a dick hunt, gonna catch a big one, I’m not scared, but he should be

    @Trapped_soul you are spoiling us with these thread titles ๐Ÿ˜‚ You win a half-sucked mini egg, a used-once pussy suit, and a tkmaxx voucher for hairburst ๐Ÿฅณ
  16. Thissinglemama #96 You’re not independent House you live in, dad bought it, Car you’re driving, dad bought it

    @Trapped_soul If you're quick, you win pudding and cust... oh sorry, she's inhaled it โ˜น๏ธ Minor edit for character length ๐Ÿฅฐ
  17. Thissinglemama #95 2 ugly sisters who can’t get misters and mummy in the hat who raised the 2 brats

    Congrats to @Trapped_soul for another great thread title Iโ€™ll send aimless around to your house to cook you a three course takeaway
  18. Thissinglemama #94 She’s got Munchausens by proxy, Aimee wants to make everyone’s Christmas poxy

    @K4040 You Are Our Winnerrrrrrrrrrr You get a week's ski pass to Donny Dome, the obligatory Kylie, and All The Snacks ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
  19. Thissinglemama #93 Jingle bells A smells,cats all left alone,oh what fun adults will have with booze & phones

    Great thread suggestion from @Trapped_soul ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป very festive ๐ŸŽ„ As youโ€™re the Xmas winner, you get the other part of Aimlessโ€™s trifle ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„ I had to edit the title to fit โค๏ธ
  20. Thissinglemama #92 R Char’N’Shirl giving tiktok a whirl, Eh-meh still D2’s bunnyboiler ex-girl

    @ginaG29 you win a ski trip to sunny notts, a ski suit from 1973 and all the hairburst gummies you can eat ๐Ÿฅณ
  21. Thissinglemama #91 Tragedy when you got no soul & you lose control with no1 beside you, you're goin' nowhere

    Well done @Trapped_soul ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Iโ€™ve managed to get aimless to take the Paddington oodie off and she said you can have it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Had to slightly edit the title to fit but itโ€™s still a cracker!! Will we reach the 100 mark by Xmas???
  22. Thissinglemama #90 Forget Widow Twankey ..she's more Black Widow Skanky

    @Curlywurly82 We celebrate you ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿฅณ ๐Ÿ†
  23. Thissinglemama #89 Nothing was done in malice it was all caused by Alice

    @Tp76 our fabulous winner ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
  24. Thissinglemama #88 Aimee wanted a watermelon high, instead some of the followers went bye bye bye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

    @K4040 you are our winner ๐Ÿฅณ You win our love and support, and appreciation of your talent for thread titles โค๏ธ
  25. Thissinglemama #87 Welcome to Aimee’s house filled with “love”, but hold your nose, stinks to heavens above ๐Ÿฑ

    @K4040 Winner winner, shit nandos dinner ๐Ÿ˜‰ Minor edit for character limit x