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    Kearns #39 Affair rumours won’t die down, Brad sits in his toilet office looking like a clown 🤡

    Hello swamp rats and welcome to thread #39 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns. Congrats to me for the winning thread title 🥳🎉👏🏻. Were there better options? Absolutely. But it feels right. Mediocrity is what we’re all about in the swamp. My recap is that...
  2. phonies

    The Kearns #38 the curly girl is no more, the content is a bore & the skate ark is still against the law

    Hi Swampettes, welcome to the new thread! We have a Brad Kearns (short) version of the winning thread suggestion: The Kearns #38 the curly girl is no more, content is a bore, gang signs are so hardcore & skate ark is still against the law. The other suggestion was something about kids and them...
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    The Kearns #37 rumours swirling about Brad’s little gym romp, things not so rosy at the muddy swamp

    Hello creeps and welcome to thread 37 for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title (shortened to fit). You win a $15k second hand skate ark, lightly used. Just check with your council that it’s okay before you install it...
  4. Severus Snark

    The Kearns #36 I just Kearnt

    Congratulations @moulindickehead you’ve won yourself a ticket to a non-gender specific movie of your choice, complete with cup of lollies bigger than your head and some stuffed toy merch to play with for 5 minutes then throw into the crappy void known as the RSL foyer with your other, impulse...
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    The Kearns #35 A epic fail, the ol' skate ark, as big of a fail as your insta check mark

    New thread for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns! Carry on creeps 🤙 Winning thread title taken from @RedFrog2’s epic poem (slightly tweaked). I can think of anything to recap. Brad has unfortunately been popping up more than usual lately 😂
  6. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #34 “Scrimping” but spendings still strong, will the Dreamers world collapse before too long?

    Winning thread goes to @Lord Of The Lies ! Shortened slightly to fit - original: ‘Scrimping and saving' but the spending's still strong, will the Dreamers world collapse before too long? Congratulations!!! you win an overpriced piece of shit $120 spongebob mini backpack, matching $120...
  7. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #33 Brad is a skaterboi, Sez likes to play with her toy, Brads isn’t big enough for her.

    Winning suggestion this round was, me!! Brad is a skaterboi, Sez likes to play with her toy, Brads isn’t big enough for her. A whopping 58 of you liked it, 59 if I put my hand up! What did I win, some self satisfaction, some new filters and a lovely brown suit! I’ll grab my pear and satisfy my...
  8. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

    CONGRATULATIONS the OG @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title, tweaked slightly to fit. Original title “Thread 32 Kearnts Family, jacks of all trades, masters of none. It is all fun and games til the flood waters come.” with 52 votes! You win a trip to the easter show, a flooded back...
  9. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #31 No GHD or loved up post for her birth, the only thing getting laid at that swamp is turf

    Big congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the suggestion The Kearns #31 No GHD or loved up post for her birth, the only thing getting laid at that swamp is turf, a massive 80 likes!! Hey, you can have a ad, 3 tonnes of turf and a party at the swamp! recap…in a nutshell the last thread went by...
  10. Michy02

    The Kearns #30 Big boy Brad at his big boy job, Sez on the gram still being a flog. Both knobs!

    The Kearns #30 Big boy Brad at his big boy job, Sez on the gram still being a flog. Both knobs! Congrats to me for the thread suggestion 🥴🤭🎉
  11. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #29 Brandley is always working late, so Big Sez has to masturbate

    Well done to @SmallDickEnergy for our new thread title The Kearns #29 Brandley is always working late, so Big Sez has to masturbate. You win a John Deere mower, and a years worth of sex toys in a nicely packed lunchbox for your efforts. I’ll pop it in the post. whats been happening in swamp...
  12. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #28 Sez is promiscuous with her jean-popping knees, Brad #thriftydad is Maggie Dent’s main….

    Thanks to @tonedeaftitties for our new thread The Kearns # 28Sez is promiscuous with her jean-popping knees, Brad #thriftydad is Maggie Dent’s main squeeze!! We will get onto a gift bag and a pair of lovely well worn jeans --- Recap!! Schools goes back tomorrow, lucky for sez as she has...
  13. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #27 Sez is boring, Brandley’s dumb. We want deets on the fight with mum.

    Yay for new threads, and a big congrats to @Reggie21 for this cracker Sez is boring, Brandley’s dumb. We want deets on the fight with mum. Convincing victory with over 60 likes!! Take your stadium of fans down to buy a new tractor you legend!! Recap from thread 26. Christmas time has come and...
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    The Kearns #26 Watch our reel, catch an eel, look we have a cockatiel! See our swamp, seeeeee our swamp!

    Hello there you creeps and welcome to thread 26 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @Severus Snark for our winning thread title, obviously shortened to fit. Copied in full below for your entertainment. I’ve been singing it all day! You’ve won a...
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    The Kearns #25 A beautiful swamp to renew their "vowels", and a surplus of toilets to empty their bowels.

    Hello there you creeps and welcome to thread 25 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Thank you @Caseybecker for our winning thread title. I’ve got half a hacked off Balsalm Hill Christmas tree coming your way! Well fam, we made it all the way to the swamp...
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    The Kearns #24 Bogans on cruise, content a snooze. #swamplyfe soon on screen, 16 toilets Sez won’t clean

    Welcome to thread #24 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @Severus Snark for the winning thread title. There’s a cash prize, but you gotta be following Sarah to win it, so I’ve forfeit on your behalf. This is it! This is the thread. It should...
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    The Kearns #23 Sez thought we’d all be jealous, but her dream house sux, amirite fellas?

    Welcome to thread #23 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Thanks to @Severus Snark for our new thread title! Shortened for length: Ads galore, her content is a bore, she’s losing followers by the score. Sez thought we’d all be jealous, but her dream house...
  18. Michy02

    The Kearns #22 Miserable husband, but happy wife, the toothy crew are on the move, hashtag swamplyfe

    Kearns #22 Miserable husband, but happy wife, the toothy crew are on the move, hashtag swamplyfe Congratulations to @b!tch_eating_crackers ! You win a week stay at the new Kearns Kastle by the swamp 🐌🐊🐸 BYO stuffed toy, strawberries and $100 non refundable cleaning deposit. Enjoy!
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    Kearns #21 Sarah can’t wait to tell us the news; we’re all repulsed by Brandley’s shoes

    Welcome to thread 21 for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns! Thank you @SmallDickEnergy for the new thread title. Aje gift voucher headed your way! Fair warning, it’s only valid on brown items. It’s offical! The half house is sold!! How long now until Sarah tells us all of her...
  20. Bobley_the_1st

    Kearns #20 Spotted in the wild wearing lots of brown. She can’t use a filter when she’s papped in town.

    Congrats to @Reggie21 for our new thread title! Your prize is a used Sun shirt, a big boat, little boat and a card board box!
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    Kearns #19 “No pool? Let’s move!” shouted the ogre to the mouse

    Welcome to thread 19 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @Reggie21 for the brilliant thread title. I’ve shortened it to fit, but the original is here: “No pool? Let’s move!” shouted the ogre to the mouse. “But what will we do,” he squeaked “if...
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    The Kearns #18 Pool was a fail, now house is for sale

    Welcome to thread #18 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @Severus Snark for the thread title. Shortened to fit: Pool was a fail, now the house is for sale. Crap ads from the car always fucking tank, so Brads back to work to impress the bank...
  23. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #17 sez went viral, but now it is time for their downward spiral

    Woo to me for Thread 17s title. I think I might look up some sex therapists, but myself a new dining table and look for a free cruise, anyone care to join me?! Recap you say? Well, the kearns have been unusually quiet, maybe due to their busy lives? Poor wittle Brad, back to the 9 - 5, but...
  24. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #16 big teeth, small man. we have two boats but we want a van

    Woo hoo number 16, BIG TEETH, SMALL MAN. WE HAVE TWO BOATS BUT WE WANT A VAN!! Thank you to @Reggie21 for our winning title! You know what, you need to fill your cup, refurbish your house with some tasteful furniture, and start a collection of 90s memorabilia! So, what have the kearns be...
  25. Bobley_the_1st

    Kearns #15 Cairns holiday a fail, engagement is stale, content is zero but brad still thinks he’s a hero

    Congrats to @Kalesmoothie for our new title. You have earned a trip to Cairns, a new phone and some king single beds. Take the night off, see a show with your mum. You have earned it. Recap from 14. The kearns planned their time away to Cairns, fobbing pets off to family and training places...