The Kearns Gossip Forum

Welcome to thread #24 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @Severus Snark for the winning thread title. There’s a cash prize, but you gotta be following Sarah to win it, so I’ve forfeit on your behalf. This is it! This is the thread. It should...

Welcome to thread #23 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Thanks to @Severus Snark for our new thread title! Shortened for length: Ads galore, her content is a bore, she’s losing followers by the score. Sez thought we’d all be jealous, but her dream house...

Kearns #22 Miserable husband, but happy wife, the toothy crew are on the move, hashtag swamplyfe Congratulations to @b!tch_eating_crackers ! You win a week stay at the new Kearns Kastle by the swamp 🐌🐊🐸 BYO stuffed toy, strawberries and $100 non refundable cleaning deposit. Enjoy!

Welcome to thread 21 for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns! Thank you @SmallDickEnergy for the new thread title. Aje gift voucher headed your way! Fair warning, it’s only valid on brown items. It’s offical! The half house is sold!! How long now until Sarah tells us all of her...

Congrats to @Reggie21 for our new thread title! Your prize is a used Sun shirt, a big boat, little boat and a card board box!

Welcome to thread 19 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @Reggie21 for the brilliant thread title. I’ve shortened it to fit, but the original is here: “No pool? Let’s move!” shouted the ogre to the mouse. “But what will we do,” he squeaked “if...

Welcome to thread #18 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @Severus Snark for the thread title. Shortened to fit: Pool was a fail, now the house is for sale. Crap ads from the car always fucking tank, so Brads back to work to impress the bank...

Woo to me for Thread 17s title. I think I might look up some sex therapists, but myself a new dining table and look for a free cruise, anyone care to join me?! Recap you say? Well, the kearns have been unusually quiet, maybe due to their busy lives? Poor wittle Brad, back to the 9 - 5, but...

Woo hoo number 16, BIG TEETH, SMALL MAN. WE HAVE TWO BOATS BUT WE WANT A VAN!! Thank you to @Reggie21 for our winning title! You know what, you need to fill your cup, refurbish your house with some tasteful furniture, and start a collection of 90s memorabilia! So, what have the kearns be...

Congrats to @Kalesmoothie for our new title. You have earned a trip to Cairns, a new phone and some king single beds. Take the night off, see a show with your mum. You have earned it. Recap from 14. The kearns planned their time away to Cairns, fobbing pets off to family and training places...

Welcome to our 14th thread for the Kearns, the family we all love to dish on. Congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers on the winning thread title. Why don't you book a Cairns vacation after a few weekends away, and maybe order yourself some magical cutlery whilst you're there. Thread 13 saw us...

Kearns 13: Brad quit his job, guess he couldn’t hack it. More time for Sezzy to fill her cup in a pooh brown shacket. Slightly adjusted to fit, another winner from @Severus Snark ! Treat yourself to a night away and a new outfit from AJE In thread 12 we saw the rise and fall of Braddles...

The Kearns 12: Brad has a job, Sezzy is a slob, Nanna cleans the bog, do they still have a dog Congratulations to @Severus Snark for the thread title! Take off your shacket, make a cup of bone broth, throw some M&Ms at your todlahh, close the shears on your dog and bird and fire up the iPhone...

Congratulations on the fantastic title b!tch_eating_crackers, unfortunately the end of the title was cut 🤦🏼‍♀️ “It’s been a bit quiet on the old home front, rest assured Brad’s changing the world and she’s still a…. Since returning from the rare and much needed weekend away, Sarah has been...

Welcome to thread #10 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Congrats to @Severus Snark for the winning thread title! Your prize is a kid-free weekend away to fill your cup! Be sure to pack your best brown shacket. Exciting news for the thread ahead: Sarah...

Welcome to thread #9 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Huge congratulations to @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title. Buy an overpriced Aje dress and take a weekend off to just be you 👏🏻 Welcome to all the newcomers since the last thread!! We’ll...

Hello everybody! Welcome to thread #8 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @b!tch_eating_crackers for supporting this thread with our winning thread title! I’ve thrown in a poll for fun. We seem to have a lot of new members 👀

I’ve done it because my last one I stuffed up. Unlike the Kearns Twits I’m trying to do better.

I can’t find a thread 6 so started this one. It’s my first time so I hope I’m not treading on toes or stuffing it up. Recap. Beaky and the midget continue to force Knox to wear pink unicorns. She’s now magically GF. Brad is MIA. Lulu has a new dog bed. It’s all about Finny sk8r boi. More brown...

Gah. Hit save before I finished 🤦🏻‍♀️ Welcome to thread #5 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Winning thread title from @tonedeaftitties 👏🏻. I see you. Be brave and book a private pilates class to celebrate. Butchered length to fit. Original masterpiece...

Welcome to thread #4 for DadMum/Brad and Sarah Kearns! Big thank you to @SmallDickEnergy for our winning thread title! Be sure to destroy some of your partner’s most prized possessions to celebrate! 🎉 Link to the wiki is here: https://tattle.life/wiki/the-kearns/ Thank you for supporting...

Welcome to another thread for the central coast’s favourite grifters Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Winning thread title by @christmas sausage. Be sure to buy yourself some diamond earrings to celebrate! Honourable mention to @saaahhhhreal for “Knoxy loves pink, Brad kearns...

New thread for Brad Kearns - DadMum - and Sarah Kearns

New thread for Instagram/Facebook influencers DadMum aka Brad Kearns and Sarah Kearns. Apologies to everyone on the Aussie Influencer thread that had to listen to us post so much about them 🤣