The Kearns #22 Miserable husband, but happy wife, the toothy crew are on the move, hashtag swamplyfe

[Michy02]

Kearns #22 Miserable husband, but happy wife, the toothy crew are on the move, hashtag swamplyfe

Congratulations to @b!tch_eating_crackers !

You win a week stay at the new Kearns Kastle by the swamp BYO stuffed toy, strawberries and $100 non refundable cleaning deposit. Enjoy!

 

[beigebabe]

Has there ever been a moment in time when this toe rag of a human hasn’t looked like the biggest flog? He is the poster boy for small man syndrome.

 

[Severus Snark]

Welcome to thread #22!

Big Sez and Brandley are on the move! After the worst kept secret half-house sale ever Sezzy couldn’t help but show off her new dig with a not so cryptic humble brag. Tattle detectives took all of 2 minutes to nail the location of their new purchase, based upon Sezzys own post and the fact that we all know how the internet works, but that was a total invasion of privacy on Tattlers behalf apparently….
To the collective delight of all thread participants not only did the Cenny Coast’s most influential couple buy a perplexingly arranged collective of toilets masquerading as a house in a patch of swamp, they paid top dollar for the privilege.
Hero Dad™️ Brandley continues to be the only person in the world with a job, and now he lives on the water and spends all his time being a sick cant pushing kids off the skate park to do flips he has no time for a big boat, so that’s going up for sale. The $1.8M house swamp debt has nothing to do with it.
Teddy the spooky toddlah turned 4, Finny nearly broke his tail bone being a hero like his Dad, and Knoxxy had 15 presents suitable for a 3 year old wrapped and piled up for Xmas his birthday, but hey #shopsmall amirite Sezzy!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Thanks for the new thread @Michy02 and for the thread title @b!tch_eating_crackers. It was tough competition this week!

I’ll die of shock if any of Knox’s presents are from a small business. Prove me wrong Sezzy.

 

[wowsezzy]

Welcome to thread #22!

Big Sez and Brandley are on the move! After the worst kept secret half-house sale ever Sezzy couldn’t help but show off her new dig with a not so cryptic humble brag. Tattle detectives took all of 2 minutes to nail the location of their new purchase, based upon Sezzys own post and the fact that we all know how the internet works, but that was a total invasion of privacy on Tattlers behalf apparently….
To the collective delight of all thread participants not only did the Cenny Coast’s most influential couple buy a perplexingly arranged collective of toilets masquerading as a house in a patch of swamp, they paid top dollar for the privilege.
Hero Dad™️ Brandley continues to be the only person in the world with a job, and now he lives on the water and spends all his time being a sick cant pushing kids off the skate park to do flips he has no time for a big boat, so that’s going up for sale. The $1.8M house swamp debt has nothing to do with it.
Teddy the spooky toddlah turned 4, Finny nearly broke his tail bone being a hero like his Dad, and Knoxxy had 15 presents suitable for a 3 year old wrapped and piled up for Xmas his birthday, but hey #shopsmall amirite Sezzy!

This has to be the best tldr of all time

Thanks for the new thread @Michy02 and for the thread title @b!tch_eating_crackers. It was tough competition this week!

I’ll die of shock if any of Knox’s presents are from a small business. Prove me wrong Sezzy.

Let’s not hold Our breath.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Welcome to thread #22!

Big Sez and Brandley are on the move! After the worst kept secret half-house sale ever Sezzy couldn’t help but show off her new dig with a not so cryptic humble brag. Tattle detectives took all of 2 minutes to nail the location of their new purchase, based upon Sezzys own post and the fact that we all know how the internet works, but that was a total invasion of privacy on Tattlers behalf apparently….
To the collective delight of all thread participants not only did the Cenny Coast’s most influential couple buy a perplexingly arranged collective of toilets masquerading as a house in a patch of swamp, they paid top dollar for the privilege.
Hero Dad™️ Brandley continues to be the only person in the world with a job, and now he lives on the water and spends all his time being a sick cant pushing kids off the skate park to do flips he has no time for a big boat, so that’s going up for sale. The $1.8M house swamp debt has nothing to do with it.
Teddy the spooky toddlah turned 4, Finny nearly broke his tail bone being a hero like his Dad, and Knoxxy had 15 presents suitable for a 3 year old wrapped and piled up for Xmas his birthday, but hey #shopsmall amirite Sezzy!

Amazing recap

 

[Drivemebonkers]

Welcome to thread #22!

Big Sez and Brandley are on the move! After the worst kept secret half-house sale ever Sezzy couldn’t help but show off her new dig with a not so cryptic humble brag. Tattle detectives took all of 2 minutes to nail the location of their new purchase, based upon Sezzys own post and the fact that we all know how the internet works, but that was a total invasion of privacy on Tattlers behalf apparently….
To the collective delight of all thread participants not only did the Cenny Coast’s most influential couple buy a perplexingly arranged collective of toilets masquerading as a house in a patch of swamp, they paid top dollar for the privilege.
Hero Dad™️ Brandley continues to be the only person in the world with a job, and now he lives on the water and spends all his time being a sick cant pushing kids off the skate park to do flips he has no time for a big boat, so that’s going up for sale. The $1.8M house swamp debt has nothing to do with it.
Teddy the spooky toddlah turned 4, Finny nearly broke his tail bone being a hero like his Dad, and Knoxxy had 15 presents suitable for a 3 year old wrapped and piled up for Xmas his birthday, but hey #shopsmall amirite Sezzy!

This recap

Wonder if Brad will come out of hiding to post for Knox's birthday?
Also found the other tshirt. $40! For a bleeping kids tshirt.

 

[avex]

I haven't read the last few pages of the previous thread but - a Lightning McQueen gift bag?? That Crayola colouring thing is aimed at toddlers. I have two kids, one each just either side of his age, so I don't care about the stuffed toys etc as my kids still love them too (especially bloody squishmallows) but those two things really stood out to me as not being age appropriate at all. Lightning McQueen isn't cool past the age of four.

 

[canijustsay]

She’s buying all the LA Lakers things because then she can justify a Dream court…. Knoxy likes basketball amirite….

 

[DoomScroller]

I can’t wait to see where this thread takes us… they are always such a journey!

Key moments that will definitely happen

- Over the top birthday for Knox
- Meltdown over packing and how much crap they actually do have (keep an eye on FB marketplace)
- more flips and tricks (without safety gear)
- Lulu gets a bath and some proper grooming (hint, hint Sezza)

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Has there ever been a moment in time when this toe rag of a human hasn’t looked like the biggest flog? He is the poster boy for small man syndrome.

I don't think I've ever been more repulsed by someone. That bleeping face he pulls in every photo (and you just know he thinks it's his hot model face) literally makes my skin crawl.

 

[Expresso Martini]

What a time to log back into Tattle - took a little break and came back to the Kearnts buying a swamp! They never fail to me make me laugh. At them, not with them.

 

[mustuseafilter]

Good to see the Kearns family will be attending tonight.

 

[notgifted]

As if they’ll go to a vigil, god this witch makes me mad

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Good to see the Kearns family will be attending tonight.

So performative. She has nights away from the kids constantly to FiLl HeR cUp, but no way would she go to this. Shares it to make it look like she cares, but she doesn’t.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

So performative. She has nights away from the kids constantly to FiLl HeR cUp, but no way would she go to this. Shares it to make it look like she cares, but she doesn’t.

duck that's literally the first thought I had when I saw this and sometimes I wonder if I'm being too harsh, but to come here and see multiple people state what I'm thinking just reaffirms she is a lying tit who will do/say/post anything for engagement and freebies.

 

[102greenbank]

She doesn’t seem to engage with the Aboriginal community at all other than the occasional sharing of a post. It would be cool if she looked into the indigenous heritage of her new house… she could even do some posts about traditional names for the waterways and the animals and plants that live there but I doubt she will.

How did she even come to be friends with the Ahorora insta page? Are they even friends in real life? Or just online?

 

[Stay Classy]

Good to see the Kearns family will be attending tonight.

We can’t go because it’s Knoxxxxxyyyyy’s birthday! We have to celebrate at Macca’s cause he’s the first boy in the world to turn 9 🫠

 

[102greenbank]

SHE’S TAKING KNOX ON A MUMMY SON DATE TO CINDERELLA THE MUSICAL!!!! Knox is going to be MAD for real though it’s sad she’s putting this femi-son agenda ahead of his actual likes and interests. He seems more sporty than musical.

 

[jsummo]

Another late night on a school night. But also, minimum $200 on tickets.