The Kearns #35 A epic fail, the ol' skate ark, as big of a fail as your insta check mark

[screenfreelookatme]

New thread for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns! Carry on creeps

Winning thread title taken from @RedFrog2’s epic poem (slightly tweaked).

I can think of anything to recap. Brad has unfortunately been popping up more than usual lately

 

[notgifted]

Thank you for the new thread.

The only thing I can think of to recap was the last thread was AKA - always used in the wrong context, Sezzie has no idea how to use it, same as A & An, poor things get chucked around willy nilly

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

I’ll do a recap…it was a tit time, had by all. We started with Sez threatening to leave socials due to the bullying and harassment of people like us…but compared herself to Stan grant….sez got upset that she has been told to share when she is promoting a sponsor or brand she works with, even if she is just talking about it, cause why should she have to tell us when she gets money from a company….
We haven’t seen the grass, skate park, big boat, Loki….but hey, these guys are too busy keeping up with friends?!
Sez went to a book launch to fill her cup, where she dressed like a bogan from Boganville.
Tbh, we managed 1000 posts on sheer bullshit.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣

 

[emmygluewho]

If Brad is already going!? Can't they/he invite 2 friends to go with him!?

Oh wait...
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There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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BAHAHAHA.

 

[notgifted]

If Brad is already going!? Can't they/he invite 2 friends to go with him!?

Oh wait...
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BAHAHAHA.

Hahaha, friends? You are really a comedian
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Do we reckon Coffey’s have dumped their arses yet?

 

[grifter]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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Owning that house isn’t like winning the lottery love. That photo honestly makes it look like the local community hall you can hire out for your great Aunt’s 80th morning tea. Inspiring 🫠
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Owning that house isn’t like winning the lottery love. That photo honestly makes it look like the local community hall you can hire out for your great Aunt’s 80th morning tea. Inspiring 🫠

Oh and I’m sure it goes without saying, but that loved up message is

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

What’s he done to have to suck up so much

 

[Broken Veneers]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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Surely Sez would just buy a an ticket online

 

[itsbeenaminute]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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Lol big Sez get fucked. As if being married to your misogynistic midget brother is comparable to winning the lotto.
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Hahaha, friends? You are really a comedian
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Do we reckon Coffey’s have dumped their arses yet?

Yep the last remaining influenzers mates are now gone. Even those new absolute bogan trash central coast "friends" are nowhere to been seen.

 

[canijustsay]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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this stinks of back pedalling and sucking up.

he was probably had tickets to go with someone else… working 16hrs a day…late nights…
Probably got a “side hustle”

 

[dreams3268]

I didn’t take that as I’m he was going to the show, I took it as he was going out somewhere next Tuesday and Sarah forgot to tell him she bought tickets to the show for next Tuesday, so he won’t be able to go to the show because he’s going somewhere else

 

[notgifted]

I didn’t take that as I’m he was going to the show, I took it as he was going out somewhere next Tuesday and Sarah forgot to tell him she bought tickets to the show for next Tuesday, so he won’t be able to go to the show because he’s going somewhere else View attachment 2241594

Yeah, maybe a work trip or something aka he’s made a friendship with some hot little woman his own size, he’s got big plans to be balls deep in her all through the night Tuesday, so Sez, better sell those tickets hey.

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

I didn’t take that as I’m he was going to the show, I took it as he was going out somewhere next Tuesday and Sarah forgot to tell him she bought tickets to the show for next Tuesday, so he won’t be able to go to the show because he’s going somewhere else View attachment 2241594

Everything these Kearnts do annoys me but two things stood out:

1. He just announces that he’s away and that’s it? Surely as a married couple, particularly parents, you run it by the other person first. Not as in to ask permission, but more of just a “hey do we have anything planned/do you mind holding down the fort while I go” kinda thing.

2. Who the duck forgets about a $270 gift?!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I didn’t take that as I’m he was going to the show, I took it as he was going out somewhere next Tuesday and Sarah forgot to tell him she bought tickets to the show for next Tuesday, so he won’t be able to go to the show because he’s going somewhere else View attachment 2241594

Oh you’re right! I thought she was telling it as like a “cute” story. The Brad bit of this is irrelevant and she’s rambling as usual. It’s Thursday and he says he’s gone next Tuesday? Yikes. Communication goals.

 

[Swamp Life]

There are no words for the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now 🫣
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Also, why was Brad out and about near a newsagent to get a lotto ticket. Shouldn’t he be chained to his toilet desk 16 hours a day revolutionising aged care

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

I feel ill

 

[FreddyFrog]

Feel super proud that a snippet of my poem (arkified lol) made it to a thread title

I'm so embarrassed for Sez that she hasn't really improved in her content creating. It really is so lame and sad. Go do a videography online short course or somethin', sweetcheeks.

Also.... I'm officially going to put "Brad getting a vasectomy" on my kearns bingo card.

Can you even begin to imagine the bullshit posting they will both do. 'Ode to my testes" (he) and "oh hark, no more children" (hers).
A Freaking GOLDFIELD of content for them both.

 

[notgifted]

I feel ill

You know what I’m sick of? Those terrible photos, honestly, how many times can they keep using those same pics, someone gift them a new photo shoot stat! Get the girl a new dress for fucks sake.

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA thanks for that, I needed a laugh tonight

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It’s just the same recycled drivel as always. 🥱