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  1. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #14 Estranged family crawling, lawn care the new calling, s*x dungeon content appalling

    Welcome to our 14th thread for the Kearns, the family we all love to dish on. Congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers on the winning thread title. Why don't you book a Cairns vacation after a few weekends away, and maybe order yourself some magical cutlery whilst you're there. Thread 13 saw us...
  2. Bobley_the_1st

    Kearns #13 Brad quit his job he couldn’t hack it. More time for Sez to fill her cup in a poo brown shacket

    Kearns 13: Brad quit his job, guess he couldn’t hack it. More time for Sezzy to fill her cup in a pooh brown shacket. Slightly adjusted to fit, another winner from @Severus Snark ! Treat yourself to a night away and a new outfit from AJE In thread 12 we saw the rise and fall of Braddles...
  3. Michy02

    The Kearns #12 Brad has a job, Sezzy is a slob, Nanna cleans the bog, do they still have a dog?

    The Kearns 12: Brad has a job, Sezzy is a slob, Nanna cleans the bog, do they still have a dog Congratulations to @Severus Snark for the thread title! Take off your shacket, make a cup of bone broth, throw some M&Ms at your todlahh, close the shears on your dog and bird and fire up the iPhone...
  4. Severus Snark

    The Kearns #11 Its been a bit quiet on the old home front, rest assured Brad’s changing the world and she’

    Congratulations on the fantastic title b!tch_eating_crackers, unfortunately the end of the title was cut 🤦🏼‍♀️ “It’s been a bit quiet on the old home front, rest assured Brad’s changing the world and she’s still a…. Since returning from the rare and much needed weekend away, Sarah has been...
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    The Kearns #10 Pool on the way, the bird won’t stay. Sez lives her best life, Brad feels up another man’s wife

    Welcome to thread #10 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Congrats to @Severus Snark for the winning thread title! Your prize is a kid-free weekend away to fill your cup! Be sure to pack your best brown shacket. Exciting news for the thread ahead: Sarah...
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    The Kearns #9 3 pool times, 30 minute commute, 70,000 fans, 100 live views doesn't compute

    Welcome to thread #9 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Huge congratulations to @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title. Buy an overpriced Aje dress and take a weekend off to just be you 👏🏻 Welcome to all the newcomers since the last thread!! We’ll...
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    The Kearns #8 Potato peeling woes, social distancing toes and a poo trench...it’s a bit on the nose

    Hello everybody! Welcome to thread #8 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum. Thank you to @b!tch_eating_crackers for supporting this thread with our winning thread title! I’ve thrown in a poll for fun. We seem to have a lot of new members 👀
  8. Filter Free February

    The Kearns #7 core memories unlocked, pity we’re all blocked

    I’ve done it because my last one I stuffed up. Unlike the Kearns Twits I’m trying to do better.
  9. Filter Free February

    The Kearns #6 Mum loves her brown top, dads a rollerblading flop, the kids wouldn’t be caught dead in a big W shop

    I can’t find a thread 6 so started this one. It’s my first time so I hope I’m not treading on toes or stuffing it up. Recap. Beaky and the midget continue to force Knox to wear pink unicorns. She’s now magically GF. Brad is MIA. Lulu has a new dog bed. It’s all about Finny sk8r boi. More brown...
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    The Kearns #5 Brad in a broom closet, Sarah spent the pool deposit, Lulu watch you back, Bob got the sack

    Gah. Hit save before I finished 🤦🏻‍♀️ Welcome to thread #5 for the Kearns family / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum! Winning thread title from @tonedeaftitties 👏🏻. I see you. Be brave and book a private pilates class to celebrate. Butchered length to fit. Original masterpiece...
  11. S

    The Kearns #4 Aged Care King, Parenting Queen, between them though, not a brain cell to be seen

    Welcome to thread #4 for DadMum/Brad and Sarah Kearns! Big thank you to @SmallDickEnergy for our winning thread title! Be sure to destroy some of your partner’s most prized possessions to celebrate! 🎉 Link to the wiki is here: https://tattle.life/wiki/the-kearns/ Thank you for supporting...
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    Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns #3 Bibbedy Bobley Who?

    Welcome to another thread for the central coast’s favourite grifters Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Winning thread title by @christmas sausage. Be sure to buy yourself some diamond earrings to celebrate! Honourable mention to @saaahhhhreal for “Knoxy loves pink, Brad kearns...
  13. Broken Veneers

    The Kearns #2 fingers on the block button not on the pulse

    New thread for Brad Kearns - DadMum - and Sarah Kearns
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    DadMum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns

    New thread for Instagram/Facebook influencers DadMum aka Brad Kearns and Sarah Kearns. Apologies to everyone on the Aussie Influencer thread that had to listen to us post so much about them 🤣