The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[Kalesmoothie]

CONGRATULATIONS the OG @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title, tweaked slightly to fit. Original title “Thread 32 Kearnts Family, jacks of all trades, masters of none. It is all fun and games til the flood waters come.” with 52 votes!

You win a trip to the easter show, a flooded back lawn, a wonky home made $10000 skatepark, mouldy air conditioner vents and a coke allergy!

Same tit different day with these grifting losers. BigSez suddenly has hives but that could be just from the school holidays. Brandley was dubbed artistically gifted. Bobley came back but hasn’t been seen since.

Happy for one of our elite wordsmiths to do a full recrap!

Happy Easter!

 

[notgifted]

Can’t wait to see how long this pathetic skate ramp lasts, got to wet the wood a phrase Brad wouldn’t be too familiar with

 

[emmygluewho]

Remember last year at The Easter Show!? These obnoxious flogs had that monstrous cart with The Umbrella!? Just charging through everyone!?

The inbred kids got 269 show bags, each.

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

CONGRATULATIONS the OG @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title, tweaked slightly to fit. Original title “Thread 32 Kearnts Family, jacks of all trades, masters of none. It is all fun and games til the flood waters come.” with 52 votes!

You win a trip to the easter show, a flooded back lawn, a wonky home made $10000 skatepark, mouldy air conditioner vents and a coke allergy!

Same tit different day with these grifting losers. BigSez suddenly has hives but that could be just from the school holidays. Brandley was dubbed artistically gifted. Bobley came back but hasn’t been seen since.

Happy for one of our elite wordsmiths to do a full recrap!

Happy Easter!

Omg! How lucky am I! I’ll make a ad to share this amazing gift! (Not sponsored just love it!)
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Can’t wait to see how long this pathetic skate ramp lasts, got to wet the wood a phrase Brad wouldn’t be too familiar with

Lol. We should make T-shirt’s with this, just got to wet the wood!

 

[jumble]

I wonder if she is serving her kids nutritious dinner up with Flora spread on white bread like they have for breakfast.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The only reason she’s cooking dinner is their usual takeaway options are probably shut

 

[canijustsay]

I wonder if she is serving her kids nutritious dinner up with Flora spread on white bread like they have for breakfast.

And the MSG laden lunch box snacks… pringles, twisties, shapes & jumpys

 

[notgifted]

Omg! How lucky am I! I’ll make a ad to share this amazing gift! (Not sponsored just love it!)
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Lol. We should make T-shirt’s with this, just got to wet the wood!

I’ll get the Cricut out

 

[MrsZee83]

Gosh their neighbours are *right there*….they will no doubt hear all these swamp people lurching around on this loud rickety wooden piece of crap. If you look closely and past Sezzies massive nostrils and chompy snaggle tooth, you can see the neighbours house *right there*

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Wish Teddy hadn’t explained why the wood had to be wet. Now I’ll never know

 

[DoomScroller]

Remember last year at The Easter Show!? These obnoxious flogs had that monstrous cart with The Umbrella!? Just charging through everyone!?

The inbred kids got 269 show bags, each.

Oh yes… the 269 Showbags. The poor Kearns kids always miss out on things don’t they… so hard done by.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

How long do we reckon that hat is going to stay there then? Until the sister cleans the house?

 

[waitingandwondering]

How long do we reckon that hat is going to stay there then? Until the sister cleans the house?
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Unless he wears it outside and discards it like the kind and caring child that he is…..and the rain gets it!!!!

 

[livin_the_nuffy_life]

Thread title 🤌

 

[spacetrash]

Can’t wait to see how long this pathetic skate ramp lasts, got to wet the wood a phrase Brad wouldn’t be too familiar with

BAHAHAHA!!! I bet it's a lights off and pitch black situation when anything goes on.

Everything about this ramp just makes me lol so much. Especially when Sez calls him clever, how belittling. $10k could have got someone a new set of nostril that aren't horse-like. Instead the man child secured multiple weekends avoiding interacting with his wife and children.

 

[mummasoc]

BAHAHAHA!!! I bet it's a lights off and pitch black situation when anything goes on.

Everything about this ramp just makes me lol so much. Especially when Sez calls him clever, how belittling. $10k could have got someone a new set of nostril that aren't horse-like. Instead the man child secured multiple weekends avoiding interacting with his wife and children.

Or some much needed dental work and speech therapy

 

[MrsZee83]

Everyone needs to email
[email protected]

And put in a complaint or expression of concern regarding the monstrosity of a ramp they are building and the noise it will create. I’d love to watch them have to remove it plank by plank
Stupid entitled swamp people.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Does anyone else find this a bit weird?
The gym sharing Sezzys story.

 

[Crockjock]

Does anyone else find this a bit weird?
The gym sharing Sezzys story.

Ewww gross! But she did tag them.

 

[leeeeleeee]

Does anyone else find this a bit weird?
The gym sharing Sezzys story.

DOES SHE THOUGH… or was that make believe.