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  1. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #63 Can’t afford a fridge because she purchased too many followers

    Biggest shout out to @notgifted for the post that was voted for thread title! 🏆
  2. kearns legal letter

    The Kearns #62 The Kearnts travel Aus with their favourite athlete, Knox misses out on a grand final seat

    Here we go, new thread. I’m not sure who to thank for the title - @Filter Free February I’ll let you award the Grand Final tickets for this one. Link to previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/the-kearns-61-project-glow-is-just-for-show-like-that-dog-a-week-ago.49767/page-54#post-23497280
  3. S

    The Kearns #61 Project Glow Is Just for Show, Like That Dog a Week Ago

    New thread you creeps. Carry on! Thank you @Sashafierce for our new thread title! I’m off to buy you a new designer dog, should only take a day or so. Her name is Luka.
  4. S

    The Kearns #60 Knox Is Very Tall and other lies we tell ourselves - a book, by Sarah Kearns

    Congratulations to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the new thread title, and special mention to @Heresmycode for nominating this gem for thread title! We’ll crowd fund you a membership to Project Glow 2. Your other prize is an engraved medal that you must wear and promote at the most inappropriate...
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    The Kearns #59 Literally have all the gear, but no idea, plus no friends to share his beer

    Well done to @kaysie303 on the winning thread title! Thread 58 saw the creation of a new nickname for Brad, Mr Top of His Industry. Folks, he’s done it all and is single handedly running the aged care sector in Australia. The home renovations have continued, with the toilet block office being...
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    Kearns #58 If you're looking for the crook she'll be in her nook, reading a book. Does anyone give a fook?

    Welcome to thread #58 for the Kearns / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Thanks to @Thatsmeinthecorner for the new thread title. I’ll buy you a drink when the new toilet bar opens up to celebrate!! Brad has returned to Instagram and he brings with him his shit renos. We’ve had...
  7. S

    The Kearns #57 Silence on the Gram, Project Glow was a scam, thanks for supporting our fam

    Congrats to @gawjussssfabric for the thread title. We’ll crowd fund you a membership for the next Project Glow, dropping Term 4 2025, to make some cash in time for Christmas. The last thread flew by, we saw the Kearns spend an obscene amount of money to stay at SeaWorld resort with her parents...
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    The Kearns #56 Deez grifter Kearnts are rollin' in cash, buyin' the Tags and all things flash

    New thread, my first time making a new thread so shout out if I’ve done it wrong. Congratulations to @StateOfMind for the thread title. We’ve seen Sarah launch Project Glow, then forget about it. It’s probably down in the RSL Foyer with all the other discarded Kearns toys. Sarah has...
  9. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #55 Just say NO to Project Glow, the Kearns don’t deserve your hard earned dough!

    Okay i’m being speedy here as we have a new friend joining us in the swamp! 👀 a warm welcome to @mandal85 Everyone carry on ✨ PS we went with this thread title due to it screwing up Sarah’s SEO even more (not like she knows what that is, lol). Thank you @nosuchthingasgirlcolours Someone...
  10. phonies

    The Kearns #54 In Vegas enjoying a tipple, celebrating the removal of Sarah’s third nipple

    Congratulations @NipNops you’re this thread’s winner! Your prize is a hospital bandage as a wedding dress, mesh shoes, a free joke vowel renewal, a photoshoot without filters, unwashed shorts with crotch sweat, a badly filmed video of Curry scoring basketball goals, a Bubba Gump deluxe...
  11. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #53 from the swamp to the strip, these Kearnts make us sick

    Congratulations @how.now.brown.cow ! I’m too tired to think of anything funny, carry on 😂
  12. phonies

    The Kearns #52 Roses are red, the Kearns are fakers, privacy is over and done with, here’s the kids faces

    Hello aunties. Roses are red, violets are blue, Snarking on the Kearnts is a sport And we’ll never be through! The last thread saw Sez dessert her privacy era, and we saw photos of all the kids faces and captions or lengthy chats about their personalities. Their personalities are SO different...
  13. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #51 Skittle blackjack to a little cruise spice, Brad thinks sex with Sez is so nice

    Thank you to our wonderful @phonies for another perfect thread title. You’ve won a game changing pear, a mini basketball, a 930pm pizza and a ad. We love being loved by you. Sorry. I mean. Your company is so nice. We’re back to showing faces too and devices. Lasted as long as Brads army...
  14. phonies

    The Kearns #50 Media Mogul Extraordinaire, whatever babes, just fix ya hair!

    Hello Aunties, I love this community so much! Thanks for following all the way to thread 50. This engagement supports all of our families. Congrats @StateOfMind on the thread title! The prize is some performative activism on the subject of your choice, claiming a fundraiser as your child’s own...
  15. Michy02

    The Kearns #49 Brad is the smallest man who ever lived, Sez doesn’t know what consent and privacy is

    The Kearns #49 Brad is the smallest man who ever lived, Sez doesn’t know what consent and privacy is Congrats to @phonies for the thread title! A pic of Brad on his unicycle I found 🤪
  16. phonies

    The Kearns #48 She goes by Sarah, Sez or Sar but to us Tattle aunties she’s Beaky with the bad hair

    Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes! Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age...
  17. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #47 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns watching, waiting, commiserating

    Thank you @StateOfMind for the last minute thread title! We were too busy previous thread discussing their bullshit we didn’t have time for thread titles 😂 Let’s see… Thread 46 brought us a sudden Blink182 obsession (nod to the thread title), a hypocritical podcast from Maggie Dent featuring...
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    The Kearns #46 Mirror mirror on the wall, where’s the project Sez promised us all?

    Hellooooo my loves, welcome to thread #46 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns. Congrats to @nosuchthingasgirlcolours for the winning thread title. You’ve won a fuzzy Ed Sheeran hat, a Red Hot Chili Peppers tee and a Pink hoody aka Sez doesn’t need them...
  19. Bobley_the_1st

    The Kearns #45 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns- how to lose friends and influence nobody

    New thread time! We got a winner!! --- Thank you to @therealmacaw for the winning title Project Glow by Sarah Kearns - how to lose friends and influence nobody, your prize is a 24 hour session with Sez on how to get your glow and a discount of 30% for your ongoing membership in club glow! recap...
  20. phonies

    The Kearns #44 Boys given every toy under the sun, while Sez preaches Diet Culture 101

    HNY Tattle aunties! Welcome to the new thread for Brad Kearns, Sarah Kearns, DaDMuM, Mrs DaDMuM and their teeth. Thanks to @screenfreelookatme for the thread title. Your suggestion had more votes than Sezzy’s average engagement. Well done! Your prize is a trip to Sydney to get whatever you...
  21. phonies

    The Kearns #43 Elf content couldn't be finer, have you looked up your leaky vagina?

    Hi Swampettes We are feeling festive as we enter the new thread about The Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns / DaDMuM / Mrs DaDMuM. Today's present in the adult advent calendar is an elf you can stick anywhere. So clench your pelvic floor and get your flaps ready... Christmas personality Sez...
  22. Kalesmoothie

    The Kearns #42 Sez’s giant thighs cant keep up w/ her lies about her size- the result of hard work, guys!

    Congratulations to our title MVP @phonies 👋🏼 tweaked slightly to fit (I can spell, my name isn’t Sarah Ann Kearns 😉) Continue… “Sez’s giant thighs can’t keep up with her lies about her size which is the result of hard work, guys!”
  23. phonies

    The Kearns #41 Sez can't do anything because she's as dumb as a stone and Brad's an inbred garden gnome

    Hello and welcome to a another thread to deservedly snark on the Kearns / DaDMuM / Mrs Dad Mum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns aka the swamp-dwelling ogre and donkey turned flamingos thanks to their glow up, marriage counselling and secret projects. Speaking of secret projects, we still haven't...
  24. S

    Kearns #40 Brad’s got his gym honey and office dunny, but big boat’s for sale coz they’ve got no money

    Welcome to thread 40 for the Kearns family / Dadmum /Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @phonies for the winning thread title! There were a heap, so I just picked one that fit 🤙 Hmm recap. Still trouble in swamp land due to Brad’s affair with his gym babe and Sarah falling...
  25. S

    Kearns #39 Affair rumours won’t die down, Brad sits in his toilet office looking like a clown 🤡

    Hello swamp rats and welcome to thread #39 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns. Congrats to me for the winning thread title 🥳🎉👏🏻. Were there better options? Absolutely. But it feels right. Mediocrity is what we’re all about in the swamp. My recap is that...