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Hello Tattle aunties, dull women and anyone who is so old to use an Apple Watch and cover their belly when they go out sometimes! Welcome to Thread #48 and thank you to @grifter for the inspiration behind the title. Your prize is a decluttered garage, lowering the consent age to whatever age...

Thank you @StateOfMind for the last minute thread title! We were too busy previous thread discussing their bullshit we didn’t have time for thread titles 😂 Let’s see… Thread 46 brought us a sudden Blink182 obsession (nod to the thread title), a hypocritical podcast from Maggie Dent featuring...

Hellooooo my loves, welcome to thread #46 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns. Congrats to @nosuchthingasgirlcolours for the winning thread title. You’ve won a fuzzy Ed Sheeran hat, a Red Hot Chili Peppers tee and a Pink hoody aka Sez doesn’t need them...

New thread time! We got a winner!! --- Thank you to @therealmacaw for the winning title Project Glow by Sarah Kearns - how to lose friends and influence nobody, your prize is a 24 hour session with Sez on how to get your glow and a discount of 30% for your ongoing membership in club glow! recap...

HNY Tattle aunties! Welcome to the new thread for Brad Kearns, Sarah Kearns, DaDMuM, Mrs DaDMuM and their teeth. Thanks to @screenfreelookatme for the thread title. Your suggestion had more votes than Sezzy’s average engagement. Well done! Your prize is a trip to Sydney to get whatever you...

Hi Swampettes We are feeling festive as we enter the new thread about The Kearns / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns / DaDMuM / Mrs DaDMuM. Today's present in the adult advent calendar is an elf you can stick anywhere. So clench your pelvic floor and get your flaps ready... Christmas personality Sez...

Congratulations to our title MVP @phonies 👋🏼 tweaked slightly to fit (I can spell, my name isn’t Sarah Ann Kearns 😉) Continue… “Sez’s giant thighs can’t keep up with her lies about her size which is the result of hard work, guys!”

Hello and welcome to a another thread to deservedly snark on the Kearns / DaDMuM / Mrs Dad Mum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns aka the swamp-dwelling ogre and donkey turned flamingos thanks to their glow up, marriage counselling and secret projects. Speaking of secret projects, we still haven't...

Welcome to thread 40 for the Kearns family / Dadmum /Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @phonies for the winning thread title! There were a heap, so I just picked one that fit 🤙 Hmm recap. Still trouble in swamp land due to Brad’s affair with his gym babe and Sarah falling...

Hello swamp rats and welcome to thread #39 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Sarah Kearns / Brad Kearns. Congrats to me for the winning thread title 🥳🎉👏🏻. Were there better options? Absolutely. But it feels right. Mediocrity is what we’re all about in the swamp. My recap is that...

Hi Swampettes, welcome to the new thread! We have a Brad Kearns (short) version of the winning thread suggestion: The Kearns #38 the curly girl is no more, content is a bore, gang signs are so hardcore & skate ark is still against the law. The other suggestion was something about kids and them...

Hello creeps and welcome to thread 37 for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title (shortened to fit). You win a $15k second hand skate ark, lightly used. Just check with your council that it’s okay before you install it...

Congratulations @moulindickehead you’ve won yourself a ticket to a non-gender specific movie of your choice, complete with cup of lollies bigger than your head and some stuffed toy merch to play with for 5 minutes then throw into the crappy void known as the RSL foyer with your other, impulse...

New thread for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns! Carry on creeps 🤙 Winning thread title taken from @RedFrog2’s epic poem (slightly tweaked). I can think of anything to recap. Brad has unfortunately been popping up more than usual lately 😂

Winning thread goes to @Lord Of The Lies ! Shortened slightly to fit - original: ‘Scrimping and saving' but the spending's still strong, will the Dreamers world collapse before too long? Congratulations!!! you win an overpriced piece of shit $120 spongebob mini backpack, matching $120...

Winning suggestion this round was, me!! Brad is a skaterboi, Sez likes to play with her toy, Brads isn’t big enough for her. A whopping 58 of you liked it, 59 if I put my hand up! What did I win, some self satisfaction, some new filters and a lovely brown suit! I’ll grab my pear and satisfy my...

CONGRATULATIONS the OG @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title, tweaked slightly to fit. Original title “Thread 32 Kearnts Family, jacks of all trades, masters of none. It is all fun and games til the flood waters come.” with 52 votes! You win a trip to the easter show, a flooded back...

Big congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the suggestion The Kearns #31 No GHD or loved up post for her birth, the only thing getting laid at that swamp is turf, a massive 80 likes!! Hey, you can have a ad, 3 tonnes of turf and a party at the swamp! recap…in a nutshell the last thread went by...

The Kearns #30 Big boy Brad at his big boy job, Sez on the gram still being a flog. Both knobs! Congrats to me for the thread suggestion 🥴🤭🎉

Well done to @SmallDickEnergy for our new thread title The Kearns #29 Brandley is always working late, so Big Sez has to masturbate. You win a John Deere mower, and a years worth of sex toys in a nicely packed lunchbox for your efforts. I’ll pop it in the post. whats been happening in swamp...

Thanks to @tonedeaftitties for our new thread The Kearns # 28Sez is promiscuous with her jean-popping knees, Brad #thriftydad is Maggie Dent’s main squeeze!! We will get onto a gift bag and a pair of lovely well worn jeans --- Recap!! Schools goes back tomorrow, lucky for sez as she has...

Yay for new threads, and a big congrats to @Reggie21 for this cracker Sez is boring, Brandley’s dumb. We want deets on the fight with mum. Convincing victory with over 60 likes!! Take your stadium of fans down to buy a new tractor you legend!! Recap from thread 26. Christmas time has come and...

Hello there you creeps and welcome to thread 26 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @Severus Snark for our winning thread title, obviously shortened to fit. Copied in full below for your entertainment. I’ve been singing it all day! You’ve won a...

Hello there you creeps and welcome to thread 25 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Thank you @Caseybecker for our winning thread title. I’ve got half a hacked off Balsalm Hill Christmas tree coming your way! Well fam, we made it all the way to the swamp...

Welcome to thread #24 for the Kearns family / Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns. Congrats to @Severus Snark for the winning thread title. There’s a cash prize, but you gotta be following Sarah to win it, so I’ve forfeit on your behalf. This is it! This is the thread. It should...