The Kearns #33 Brad is a skaterboi, Sez likes to play with her toy, Brads isn’t big enough for her.

[Bobley_the_1st]

Winning suggestion this round was, me!! Brad is a skaterboi, Sez likes to play with her toy, Brads isn’t big enough for her. A whopping 58 of you liked it, 59 if I put my hand up!
What did I win, some self satisfaction, some new filters and a lovely brown suit!
I’ll grab my pear and satisfy my self some more later!!

 

[GeorgieBox]

@Bobley_the_1st take a bow!!!

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

Let’s start with a recap. 32 took off slowly as we watched the paint and water dry on old skate city, the newest addition to swamp town. What started as a modest ramp was Kearnted up to a $15k mega monstrosity in the name of a 7 year olds birthday.
What’s a budget!? Don’t ask anyone from swamp town, they aren’t sure.
Sez talked about sex baby, maybe, we didn’t see her with a fake vagina, but she did sell her soul to advertise her love pear within the story of her seven year old celebration.
Sez again wowed us in brown.
Has she been to the gym? Has her sister disappeared? Is her mum back for good?! We have no idea. Sez lies too much to keep up with.
Anyhow, Mother’s Day is coming faster than Brad at a strip joint so let’s sit back and tattle it up.

 

[MrsZee83]

Great title and equally great recap!

can I just say it looks like she borrowed Peter’s (from the Brady Bunch) favourite disco outfit.

even with all that makeup. Still a hideous beast.
Go get your husband some fuel you lazy fat arse. He needs to mow your crappy lawn.

 

[canijustsay]

Wow. What a goodie bag

 

[itsbeenaminute]

Hey Sezzy didn't you and the slimy little midget get an invite to Steph Luck's party????

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

Make up really does wonders…doesn’t matter, she is still a bleep

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Thank you for the new thread and the great thread title @Bobley_the_1st! Hoping for some exciting Mother’s Day ads.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

Make up really does wonders…doesn’t matter, she is still a bleep

I feel like she would look a lot better without that huge gap between the brows & actually having a proper shape to them.

 

[girlfromdownunder]

Hey Sezzy didn't you and the slimy little midget get an invite to Steph Luck's party????

Oh was coming here to say the same thing, very telling.

 

[jsummo]

Wow. What a goodie bag

It really is just “here’s a minuscule discount off our overpriced services”

what a joke

 

[waitingandwondering]

Make up really does wonders…doesn’t matter, she is still a bleep

Makeup and filters…..

 

[canijustsay]

Makeup and filters…..

A light ring and someone to take the right angles

 

[Lord Of The Lies]

Oh was coming here to say the same thing, very telling.

Ohhh this it too good!
Just a quiet night in with Handsy McHanderson and her Pear

 

[MrsZee83]

Make up really does wonders…doesn’t matter, she is still a bleep

Wow. That makeup artist is pretty damn talented! She contoured the ogres nostrils to make them look a tiny bit smaller. I’ve heard of nose contouring, but actual nostrils. WOW
#thepowerofmakeup

 

[Chompers Chompers Chomper]

I feel like she would look a lot better without that huge gap between the brows & actually having a proper shape to them.

If she was maintaining them herself with no beauty experience, I'd cut her some slack. But the fact she pays someone to do this to her astounds me. Such a poor brow artist. I know regrowing brows can take ages, but you can use tint to give shape while they grow back!

I'm happy to snark on this part of her appearance as it is completely within her control. Do better!

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

Oh was coming here to say the same thing, very telling.

Their wedding is in 3 weeks, I’m sure the Kearnts won’t be there, which is even more telling!

 

[notgifted]

Their wedding is in 3 weeks, I’m sure the Kearnts won’t be there, which is even more telling!

I’ll bet a new skateboard for Finny Bop that they are absolutely not invited !

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Wow. What a goodie bag

I think it’s fine considering tickets were $25. Seems like a reasonable night. But not the sort of goodie bag I’d be boasting about after the fact. What does that achieve anyway? Surely you post a sneak peak before to try and entice people?

 

[girlfromdownunder]

I think it’s fine considering tickets were $25. Seems like a reasonable night. But not the sort of goodie bag I’d be boasting about after the fact. What does that achieve anyway? Surely you post a sneak peak before to try and entice people?

Didn’t she say yesterday they were worth over $200 or something like that