The Ingham Family Gossip Forum

Congratulations to @Littlelubaby TLDR - Big Frank reappeared on Lazy's face along with his entire family - The leak of the new address was ignored. Shame, I was hoping for an 'If ah wan' buy a new 'ouse wit' pylons, ahl buy a new 'ouse wit' pylons' style rant. - Isla celebrated her 9th...

Congratulations to @ChrissyPoo TLDR - I suppose the biggest bit of news is about the house which Lazy says would never be found one the internet. Massive shoutout to @Xcx for spilling the (coffee) beans. - Money doesn't buy class but it does buy a 9 7 bedroom £700k marble monstrosity...

Congratulations @Neck lace TLDR - The Inghams are hoping to move this week, although the new house doesn't yet seem to be finished and the floor needs to be laid. It's Easter weekend so we'll see. - More bragging about the new house because they have an island in the kitchen and gr-ah-night...

Congratulations @Berto TLDR - The Inghams have finally released their gender reveal and confirmed what we already knew. Baby 'Bubs' 🤮 is a girl. - Lazy admitted to eating fish during her pregnancy, despite reminding us every five minutes that the whole family is vegetarian. - Nutrition this...

Lots of incredible title suggestions but this one by @Cinders91 got the most votes TLDR - In case you haven't heard, Lazy is 21 weeks pregnant with her 5th (Creepy's 6th) child. She announced on Mother's Day. Due date is 28th July. - Lazy has been 'fainting' in shops so has been taking one...

Congratulations @Joris Bobson TLDR - The Inghams have chosen to house number 3. The people buying the Inghams' house were hoping to move in within two weeks but that time is nearly up. - More clickbait about kids (and the dog) being unwell. Prinny yet again only getting proper attention...

Top voted title @Malcolm Conkers

Congratulations @Itsnotmeitsyou TLDR - No Valentines gifts from Creepy to Lazy or vice versa. - Lazy finally noticed Jace rolling his eyes and spoke to a doctor on 111. Luckily the doctor thinks Jace is ok. Creepy said he would take Jace to the GP the next day but we've heard nothing since. -...

Congratulations @LaurenS TLDR - Year 10 student Isabelle, who should be doing GCSE level work in preparation for her exams next year has been copying diagrams designed for year 8 schoolwork off BBC Bitesize. She also seems to think Jane Eyre is pronounced 'Jane Ear' Dear, oh dear 🤦‍♀️ Get...

Congratulations @moimoi TLDR - The LEA are onto the Inghams about the homeschooling and Lazy is panicking about the progress report. I don't think 'Yo fooo, Iv taught my kids a very very lot this year' is going to cut it! - Esme's bedroom makeover is finally finished after about 27381 days of...

Congratulations @AVeryLot TLDR - Lazy showed us a revolutionary new hack. Break spaghetti in half to put it in the pan. Yeah, humans have been doing that for decades love. - Lazy has been shopping for non-essential items, once again breaking lockdown rules. Yesterday she took Esme and tried to...

Thread number #147 thanks to @Neck lace (My first time creating, so hope I've done it right! Sorry, I had to amend it a little to fit) "Fancies himself as a fitty; loves a bit of bitty; can't even spell 'pity'." Would someone like to recap? Creating the new thread has taken it out of me. Must...

New thread! Anger-low Saxons, teaching fractions, Lazy's on't sofa making ebay transactions Special thanks to @thegreencow for the winning title Anybody wish to give us a recap?

Amazing thread suggestions from both @ANYway and @thegreencow Recap - Isabelle wearing revealing clothing around Chris, her cleavage being prominent in thumbnails. Big Frank (cold sore) is becoming the star of the show and made his biggest appearance yet. Apparently they're moving to a new...

Thread is well over so continue here. hopefully someone will add a recap! (suggestion may not have won overall but it seemed to have a high number of votes so will do 🤣)

Congratulations @Neck lace I had to edit the title slightly to fit but here it is in all it's glory. TLDR - Poor Prinny is becoming more and more neglected. She's being locked and manhandled out of rooms and in the garden at every opportunity. - The Inghams have a new TV. Hopefully Jason...

Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers TLDR - Lazy continues to moan about postal delays, despite well publicised warnings many weeks ago that Royal Mail were expecting 200 million extra parcels this month. - Despite ever changing covid restrictions and being in a Tier 3 area, the Inghams are...

Thread title from top voted post @Onthefence since there was no thread suggestions in first 4 pages of top liked post. (Edited to fit) Original post “It's a good job they quit school since opening advent calendars is a full time job for them now”

Congratulations @Joris Bobson Happy December everyone!!! 🎄 TLDR - Instead of thoughtfully buying present for her children, Lazy has been begging businesses for freebies I wonder how the kids will feel when they're older and realise their parents didn't love them enough to spend money on...

Congratulations @BD10Massive, the whole title didn't fit but here it is in all it's glory. TLDR - Home renovations are complete for now with the dinning table having moved into the kitchen. - A year and a half on from the easter egg snatching incident, Lazy is still snatching chocolate from...

Congratulations @xxme2uxx01 TLDR - The Inghams got home and the kids seem happier than they have been in months - Prinny is home - Lazy is selling £42 floor loungers (you have to buy your own pillows though) - The Inghams are gearing up to renovate the house - Lazy's cold sores are raging...

Congratulations to @moimoi TLDR - The amazing travel vloggers continue to get historical facts wrong - Lazy is baffled that Blue Ribands are not called Blue Ribbons - Lazy continues to lie about Jace's clothing size. He must be the only 20 month old that ever to still fit into 6-9 month...

Congratulations @FoksiOska TLDR - Tattlers correctly guessed the Inghams' route home via Disneyland Paris - Lazy needs geography lessons because apparently Switzerland is over the border from Spain - Lazy is still flogging Baby and Me tat - Creepy and Lazy are still arguing with kids on...

Whilst Creepy is busy uploading the vlog, I will make a new thread. Congratulations @funkyfurry and thanks to @BD10Massive for putting it forward as a title suggestion. TLDR - The Inghams made excuse after excuse, delaying their departure from Portugal for several days, obviously out of fear...

Congratulations @All da toys TLDR - Nannar and Leah have left Portugal and returned home, but not before Lazy fitted in a few shopping trips. - After a short break to go on holiday, Big Frank and family have returned to take pride of place on Lazy's face - There will be renovations happening...