Lornaluxe #19 Hiya happy Wednesday how are you doing

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@LadyLockdown for the intro.

Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a)

- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working. Apparently on a sabbatical at the moment allowing them to travel freely.

She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 tit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...

When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same tit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same tit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.

Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".

Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..

As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.

After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.

Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!

She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.

Morally, an all time low.

She’s had her cheeks filled and claims not to have had her lips done but they’re bigger and there’s also a big red mark in one of them.
It took us ages to get to thread number 19 because she’s so bleeping dull.
 
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Zzzzzzzz.....um what? Oh, oh hiiiiii. I had fallen asleep watching her GRWM. Jeez she’s a snore. Also - hey LL, please use the proper foundation color for your skin and B-L-E-N-D.
It’s so much luxe-er.
 
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Thanks @Hereforthepictures!
I’m sure her multiple outfit changes on Christmas Day will get us to thread 20 😁
So far, she’s wearing her flammable pjs in the morning, the quilted blouse for Christmas lunch, 1 or 2 boucles at some other point... how will she ever be off the floor of the SECOND bedroom?
Can’t wait to see what else from her collection she’s wearing in 1 day....
Silly tart 😂
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Agreed! She can’t remember what she has already informed us that she is wearing! She’ll be too busy with champagne, some cocktail she dreamt about the other day and of course the WA etc etc!
Think she also said they were going to wear their Christmas jumpers too!! And when will she fit in her dog walking attire?! Wasn’t it casual for the morning? 🤷‍♀️
 
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The state of her face is unreal. I shall use these images in my mental health workshops. It’s shocking and the fact she can’t see it is incredibly worrying.

Does she REALLY not see the disconnect between the stills and the GRWM- literally a walking anti-filler campaign.


She is to fillers what Danielle Westbrook was to Burberry!
Her eyes look like piss holes in the snow.

imagine what this looks like in real life, no filters and no make up!

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I think she was also up late blocking. I watched her stories a couple of times from my business account when I couldn’t be bothered to switch but didn’t follow her on there and just seen I’ve been blocked!
She must literally go through every one of her story viewers and block anyone vaguely suspect
 
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Agreed! She can’t remember what she has already informed us that she is wearing! She’ll be too busy with champagne, some cocktail she dreamt about the other day and of course the WA etc etc!
Think she also said they were going to wear their Christmas jumpers too!! And when will she fit in her dog walking attire?! Wasn’t it casual for the morning? 🤷‍♀️
You're right - she did say they were wearing the matching sweatshirts and also some tripe about what she wears to walk the dog... and whilst I doubt she ever walks Boo I can believe she'd do it for a photo op.
Christmas Day is gonna be a riot with all the dress changes and pouty poses.
Same tit, different day.
 
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Heya!

Mod edit: thread title needs to flow and not be messy else affects other people looking for a thread in the forum :)

@LadyLockdown for the intro.

Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a)

- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working. Apparently on a sabbatical at the moment allowing them to travel freely.

She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 tit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...

When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same tit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same tit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.

Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".

Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..

As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.

After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.

Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!

She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.

Morally, an all time low.

She’s had her cheeks filled and claims not to have had her lips done but they’re bigger and there’s also a big red mark in one of them.
It took us ages to get to thread number 19 because she’s so bleeping dull.
Dis intro never fails to make me lol however many times I read it 🤦🏼‍♀️

Omg her FACE! It’s puffier than a quilted Aria sleeve 🥺
 
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Ohhh I meant to say when we do the new thread I’ve seen on some others they’ve put the bit for newbies into a spoiler tab so everyone else who’s already read it 10 times already doesn’t have to scroll by it. But never mind next time! Thanks for the new thread @Hereforthepictures 🙌
 
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Her face is disgusting after those fillers, she’s really fucked herself there
 
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I just cannot understand one bit why brands would want to associate with her? Or why girls are so far up her arse (even when there isn't a give away). My friends all fawn over yawna and it drives me insane.
 
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Please take a look at this. The proportions look all wrong to me. I think the head looks too big for the body on this; it's as if the head has been super-imposed onto the body. Also, legs! I can see one leg- what's happened to the other one? Even if she had her left leg bent backwards, that could not possibly be her knee, because that would mean that her left knee was on a level with her right thigh......WTAF? I'm not even going to get started about the arms because, quite frankly, I've lost the will and I cannot be *rsed. She takes no care for content, photo's, etc., but still, the fawning fools won't care, they'll just go for it. CRAZY

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14, 12, 10 days till Christmas ask me anything. Honestly nobody does Q&A’s as much as this woman.
 
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The state of her face is unreal. I shall use these images in my mental health workshops. It’s shocking and the fact she can’t see it is incredibly worrying.

Does she REALLY not see the disconnect between the stills and the GRWM- literally a walking anti-filler campaign.


She is to fillers what Danielle Westbrook was to Burberry!
Her eyes look like piss holes in the snow.

imagine what this looks like in real life, no filters and no make up!

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That’s going to give me nightmares tonight 😖

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I can't 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Edited - Just noticed you can her upper lip hair on second photo 😂😂😂
She looks like a clown 🤡

She was rambling about having glass skin on stories or something. She’s lost the plot
Glass skin..? 🤣 she clearly has no idea what that is!

WHAT IS GLASS SKIN?
Straight out of Korea, Glass Skin refers to a smooth and flawless complexion that reflects light like a piece of glass.
 
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