Many thanks to @annabelle_bronstein & @AllAboutTheMayhem for the combined thread title. NUMBER TEN!!!!
Where we're at;
No doubt I'll miss something as there was so much but in a nutshell, Luxe and OMR have been on 2jollies paid for by ITS holidays since lockdown measures were eased. Poor Boo the dog gets carted off to who knows where but his owners don't appear to care as long as they're clinking glasses of Rosé 24/7, bombarding us with the latest in "Luxe" flammable dresses and flashing obscene amounts of cash to get their way and take more hideously filtered photos in times of a pandemic / crisis.
On the return tothe 2 bed flat in Horsham Luxe Manor the suddenly arrival of NOISY painters (!) resulted Mr & Mrs Luxe hastily departing to the decidedly un-Luxe and not-known-for-being-particularly-quiet area of Borough Market. But who cares cos it's in London and it has floors she can sit on but this time in the kitchen. What a novelty for us tattlers, so used to watching her face warp against the bland beige-ness of her 2nd bedroom, now we get to watch the magical filter at work against the back drop of kitchen units... YAY for us!
Amidst all of this, @Suxy_ starts an instagram page, gets threatened by Drippy Frisby who "knows people" and anyone who follows Suxy gets blocked by Loopy Lou who has apparently gone to London to sit on the floor and block anyone who remotely opposes her delusion. Same ol' same ol' and what a wonderful way to spend your time.
Presently having "friends" over for Rosé and Pizza who stay all of 5 minutes before leaving because let's face it, who could bear longer than 5 minutes with someone obsessing over blocking people and filtering her face to another dimension.
Meanwhile, OMR spends most of his time in one of the many toilets with the vagina candle waiting for their next trip abroad (Italy) next week no doubt praying for "touch night"
TBC....
Where we're at;
No doubt I'll miss something as there was so much but in a nutshell, Luxe and OMR have been on 2
On the return to
Amidst all of this, @Suxy_ starts an instagram page, gets threatened by Drippy Frisby who "knows people" and anyone who follows Suxy gets blocked by Loopy Lou who has apparently gone to London to sit on the floor and block anyone who remotely opposes her delusion. Same ol' same ol' and what a wonderful way to spend your time.
Presently having "friends" over for Rosé and Pizza who stay all of 5 minutes before leaving because let's face it, who could bear longer than 5 minutes with someone obsessing over blocking people and filtering her face to another dimension.
Meanwhile, OMR spends most of his time in one of the many toilets with the vagina candle waiting for their next trip abroad (Italy) next week no doubt praying for "touch night"
TBC....
