Lorna Luxe #18 Above the Law-na.

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Credit to @AllAboutTheMayhem for the thread title. (me, thanks) and @Its_Me & @LadyLockdown for the intro.

Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess)

- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working. Apparently on a sabbatical at the moment allowing them to travel freely.

She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 tit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...

When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same tit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same tit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.

Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".

Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..

As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.

After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.

Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!

She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.

Morally, an all time low.

She still looks like she got dressed in the dark and is enthusiastically waiting to get her lips even bigger at some point in December. Can’t wait! Oh and the fringe is gone.
 
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Heya!

Credit to @AllAboutTheMayhem for the thread title. (me, thanks) and @Its_Me & @LadyLockdown for the intro.

Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess)

- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working. Apparently on a sabbatical at the moment allowing them to travel freely.

She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 tit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...

When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same tit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same tit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.

Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".

Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..

As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.

After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.

Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!

She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.

Morally, an all time low.
She still looks like she got dressed in the dark and is enthusiastically waiting to get her lips even bigger at some point in December. Can’t wait!
Amazing, title, poll and summary :LOL:

Thanks for all of the above @AllAboutTheMayhem :)
 
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Thanks. Probs could have managed more options if I weren’t multi-tasking. ( burning food) 🤣
Nah it's brilliant and there will be many more poll opportunities. We need to start thinking about them early - she gives so much material. I think I'm going to start a poll moodboard... :LOL:
 
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Wow, truly a creative visionary.

Also - I bleeping love Loewe but why’s she bought that belt? What’s the point? It won’t get worn! She’s not cool enough to pull off any Loewe!

Also also - gagging for her to pronounce Loewe.
She’s got those pictures off of Shutterstock!
Also, would an HH neighbour please step forward. 🤣
 
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She’s got those pictures off of Shutterstock!
Also, would an HH neighbour please step forward. 🤣
Brilliant poll, summary and thread title! I don’t say much on here but read every day!
I wish someone from HH was on here and could give us ALL the tea ☕ on them both! I’m surprised she’s not off to Dubai with the rest of the ‘influencing’ world 🌎 (I’m MAD at the amount of people there, will they get fined when they return to the UK? I have so many questions about people who have gone against the guidelines and travelled there... and I’m still in shock at Yawn-a and her stupid stint in london) 😂actually.. no, I can’t imagine her there... there’s no WA or Cecconis is there 😒
 
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Thank you Mamma, @Its_Me and Auntie for usual brilliance! Additional mention for the outstanding poll options. Had to wait to vote until I'd recovered from an extreme fit of hysteria! Nice One, Mamma. 😂 😂
 
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Wow, truly a creative visionary.

Also - I bleeping love Loewe but why’s she bought that belt? What’s the point? It won’t get worn! She’s not cool enough to pull off any Loewe!

Also also - gagging for her to pronounce Loewe.
Her pronunciation of Loewe would be as bad as her hideous makeup!
 
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I expect Lorna has spent the day block booking penthouse flats and hotel rooms in london for December.
Yay thank you for the new thread and round up.

Do you think the pipes will burst at HH oh also the fridge breaks, and yes the toilets blocked. Full of her tit 😂😂
 
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Thanks for making the new thread! Love the round up as per but LOVED that poll 😂 I genuinely wanted to vote for all 4.

She’s spending so much time deleting Twitter followers! Comparing @Ohmydays screenshot a few hours earlier to mine just now. And this isn’t a quick job, she’s checking every profile:
What's most hilarious is she's probably trying to work out who some of us are or something stupid when as far as I'm aware most of us don't follow her on Twitter or anywhere anyway but yanno, as long as she's enjoying herself. :LOL:
 
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Thanks for making the new thread! Love the round up as per but LOVED that poll 😂 I genuinely wanted to vote for all 4.

She’s spending so much time deleting Twitter followers! Comparing @Ohmydays screenshot a few hours earlier to mine just now. And this isn’t a quick job, she’s checking every profile:
What’s the point in that - very few tattlers on there anyway?!!
 
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Ahhh there’s a new Instagram! 😂 it isn’t me either! They’re popping up everywhere. I wonder who it is?

I was just looking at ITS comments on a photo of her, someone criticised her lockdown law breaking, and being nosey I wanted to see who has liked it and I came across this account!!!
 

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Thanks for making the new thread! Love the round up as per but LOVED that poll 😂 I genuinely wanted to vote for all 4.

She’s spending so much time deleting Twitter followers! Comparing @Ohmydays screenshot a few hours earlier to mine just now. And this isn’t a quick job, she’s checking every profile:
Heaven knows how much time she's spending policing her internet community; sounds like she's turned into an obsessive zealot. Still, she's going to have plenty of time on her hands whilst she's locked up in Tier 3 restrictions.
 
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