Previously, on keeping up with the luxes...
Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In Greece we had the unveiling of tens of thousands of pounds worth of boastful gifts including a vintage Rolex that she’s peddling as brand new. Not forgetting the £3,600 Chanel jumper and £1,000 Chanel clomper trainers she bought on the way to Venice.
She’s attracted the attention of a couple of lawyers who appear to have created an Instagram account which highlights all of her misdemeanours, but be careful as she will go a-blocking anyone who dares follow it.
To this end she’s now mentioning the odd “ad” or “gifted” but not really anywhere near what she should.
She’s currently obsessed with a website called Sonder that lets you book overpriced nouveau riche apartments in London with awful decor. We know the first stay was gifted and she flapped it at the end of the stay and declared it an ad because she’d been given one night’s free stay. Yeah right. At the moment she’s back in London in an equally bland apartment which is being paid for by everyone’s favourite idiot, Frisby at In the Shite. Of course she’s only ever eating out at Cecconis but will happily order in every night from London’s nicest restaurants for the novelty. Of course, why wouldn’t you want to eat it out of bio degradable packing for the same price rather than pay the same for the full service
We expect to see some more more Splurging while she’s in London, despite the fact that one human couldn’t possibly need any more stuff while their two bed room flat in the back end of bleeping nowhere hasn’t even got radiators in most of the rooms.
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She is still pretending there’s work going on at her house and we’re all baffled by the lies being told about this, but it means she’s continuing her weird stays in London at the expense of god knows who - it’s definitely not her, she wouldn’t pay for anything if she didn’t have to.
Lorna’s car got broken into in an NCP on the SAME DATE as it did 2 years ago and she expects us to believe this rally happened and she’s not merely fishing for a new car because hers is old. She’s put a lot of emphasis on this.
She’s still catfishing with the filters as ever.
OMG I pressed the wrong button and the title deleted!
Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In Greece we had the unveiling of tens of thousands of pounds worth of boastful gifts including a vintage Rolex that she’s peddling as brand new. Not forgetting the £3,600 Chanel jumper and £1,000 Chanel clomper trainers she bought on the way to Venice.
She’s attracted the attention of a couple of lawyers who appear to have created an Instagram account which highlights all of her misdemeanours, but be careful as she will go a-blocking anyone who dares follow it.
To this end she’s now mentioning the odd “ad” or “gifted” but not really anywhere near what she should.
She’s currently obsessed with a website called Sonder that lets you book overpriced nouveau riche apartments in London with awful decor. We know the first stay was gifted and she flapped it at the end of the stay and declared it an ad because she’d been given one night’s free stay. Yeah right. At the moment she’s back in London in an equally bland apartment which is being paid for by everyone’s favourite idiot, Frisby at In the Shite. Of course she’s only ever eating out at Cecconis but will happily order in every night from London’s nicest restaurants for the novelty. Of course, why wouldn’t you want to eat it out of bio degradable packing for the same price rather than pay the same for the full service
We expect to see some more more Splurging while she’s in London, despite the fact that one human couldn’t possibly need any more stuff while their two bed room flat in the back end of bleeping nowhere hasn’t even got radiators in most of the rooms.
Last episode:
She is still pretending there’s work going on at her house and we’re all baffled by the lies being told about this, but it means she’s continuing her weird stays in London at the expense of god knows who - it’s definitely not her, she wouldn’t pay for anything if she didn’t have to.
Lorna’s car got broken into in an NCP on the SAME DATE as it did 2 years ago and she expects us to believe this rally happened and she’s not merely fishing for a new car because hers is old. She’s put a lot of emphasis on this.
She’s still catfishing with the filters as ever.
OMG I pressed the wrong button and the title deleted!
whats was the title haha
Happy for errors to be edited next time
