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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

    Some absolute genius nominated the words of a squig for thread title but I can't find them to give them their prize of a day trip to Hastings. Ah well. In the last thread Jack dabbled in a little bit of politics slagging off the government with the edgy use of a swear, and did Catherine...
  2. Jack Monroe #403 It’s hard to believe anything Jack Monroe says anymore

    Well done to @People-huv-tae-know for the thread title! Words from a blue tick on Twitter. In the last thread, Jack’s recent claims of attempted ‘identity theft’ were further discussed. Hold my tumble drier fluff and light a tin can candle - there’s only a bladdy publishing date for Thrifty...
  3. Jack Monroe #402 Which police squad will be tasked to investigate Jack being signed up to a mailing list?

    Welcome to thread #402. Congratulations to @Shimmering, who suggested the most voted thread title (slightly amended because it was too long) based on words from a squig. Your prize is an investigating police squad all of your own! Jack was wisely silent for most of the previous thread, but alas...
  4. Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?

    Well done to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a year’s subscription to DIVA. It’s all gone a bit tits up for DIVA, who tried to defend Jack yesterday but were faced with backlash. Jack has been observing a couple of days’ silence after the queen’s funeral - perhaps she’s been...
  5. Jack Monroe #400 The utter narcissism of this obscure cook

    Title by @Mrs Peel Please read the pink wiki if new. Please respect the forum rules etc. Recap - Jack has gone very quiet….
  6. Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

    Welcome to another new thread, three ninety-nine and we’re feeling fine 😎 Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the thread title nomination, and to a squig for the very apt words. You each win an officer and a gentleman, ooh err! Honourable mentions to @Brian Butterfield and @Valiofthedolls for...
  7. Jack Monroe #398 A subscription to JackazonPrime+

    Welcome Frau to thread 398. Please do send recapos for anything I've missed. Thanks to @WaffleKent for nominating the title courtesy of a squig's words. Last thread, Jack decided to accuse her detractors of wanting her to STOP BREATHING (citation needed). Nigella broke her silence to give her...
  8. Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi

    Winning thread provided by squid nominated by @DisgruntledGoat - your prize a first edition of Jacks first album “that’s not my fanny” due for release December 2022 soon. please can someone do a recap New members please read the wiki which you will find if you press the pink button at the top...
  9. Jack Monroe #396 She’s gonna break her spine if she pats herself on the back any harder

    Title nominated by @Smeghead, words by @LavaFlake. You both win front row seats to the Tom Waits Tribute Gig starting now on Twitter. In the last thread we saw the limited extent of Jack's relationship with ONS regarding the VBI exposed (one meeting, once) and a recording of the talk in...
  10. Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

    Well done @Marmalade Atkins for the thread title! Your prize is any kind of happy place after seeing Jack’s feet (and the rest) for the eleventeenth time. Words said by Jack. On one of those nights. Here is a recap by @Menopausal Stormtrooper: It was busy, busy, busy on the last thread. We...
  11. Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

    Thread title nomination courtesy of the abominably named @MoistenedGussets, originating from the increasingly aware Comments Club. I know the thread is very active currently, so if this is incorrect send gulag-os It’s all pinging off on Twitter like a Soviet era RBMK nuclear power plant. This...
  12. Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

    Another day, another 🧵 Well on Twitter she snipped and she sniped and her followers went down As usual, a (delete as appropriate) Jaccident/ convenient sudden illness happened right before her work events But she powered through with one of her disgusting concoctions taking the credit...
  13. Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

    Winning thread title, words from a squig supplied by me 🙇‍♀️ nominated by @LeftoverCoffee. Congratulations your prize is the remaining chicken 🐔 bacon 🥓 black pudding 🩸 prune 💩 carrot 🥕 and celery 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pie - named in your honour In the last thread Jack: Wanted to throw a pie at the new...
  14. Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs

    Welcome to thread three ninety one! Congratulations to @bladiesla and a very optimistic bookshop for the title, you win one of the few remaining unsold copies of GFFBD! In the last thread Jack went to Dublin, and has just paid her respects to herself The Queen. Please feel free to add more...
  15. Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

    Congratulations to @Slop n slide for nominating @jenny2603 's words for the thread title! You both win a used sofa and some PJ bottoms bought from a festival (missing the label). Jack spent the night on the sofa because she has given up her room to SB, who lost his room to storage for the house...
  16. Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

    Toot Toot. Hello to another Jack Monroe thread. All newbies welcome, please have a read over the wiki (pink button above) to get yourself acquainted with the darling of the left, Poverty Princess herself. Hello, and by huge demand of @SendReceive 's Squig post, we have our thread title, thank...
  17. Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

    Thread title nominated by a squig , highlighted by @usefullyuseless and screenshot by @Justacatindisguise Slightly amended the local police name for....errmmm...decency Vague recap : Night time drama where she argued the police definitely are watching her @s, if not on the haunted bird app...
  18. Jack Monroe #387 Her insufferable narcissistic festival of tripe she keeps advertising

    Thanks to @reCAPTCHA for thread title idea and @MaineCoonMama for suggesting it. No prizes I'm afraid. After all the sausage shennagins you should all take a minute to think about what you've done. (Title originally said Shite but I winged it and used another word - do you really not understand...
  19. Jack Monroe #386 A bodyguard for a book festival is just so Jack

    Happy Saturday, Dear Tender ones. Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob nominating @Smeghead 's post for winning the thread title competition. You win a mildly moist fireman's jacket, an arm each. Musty! RECAP: -Jack says she is getting a bodyguard because being called out on Twitter is the...
  20. Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

    Toot toot! My tender hearts, we are entering the "It's coming," era of Jack pretending to fulfil her Patreon responsibilities. Credit to @Django for the thread title. Your prize is an assymetric haircut. That's right, ASSymetric, whether you want one or not. Jack is self-soothing by...
  21. Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

    Welcome to thread #384. What a week, eh? (Captain, it's only Thursday) Congratulations to @auntylil, who nominated the winning thread title from a squig post. You win Jack's spare floral boiler suit. I'd give it a long boil wash before wearing if I were you. Please keep title thread...
  22. Jack Monroe #383 Thrashing in a trap of their own making

    Bing Bong, it's another day in the mad, bad world of Jack Monroe. Congrats to @WaffleKent for nominating the winning thread title from a squig post. You win the rest of the pickled radishes! Zingy! (Can we keep title noms past post 500 please, I'm going all Jon Bercow and asking for order...
  23. Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)

    Hello again to thread-a-day Jackie, it's all a bit mad, eh, pals?! Thread title by @Lurker1985! and recommended by @JombleWomble. You both win a day off from the chaos. Be free! Recap- Jack is continuing to lie, that's all I got. Please help with recaps. Newbies please have a look at the...
  24. Jack Monroe #381 It's all Courtney Love's fault that everyone is being sued again.

    Welcome Dear Tender Ones. I've been cheeky with the thread title, technically @Boyo wins with their Courtney Love ref, but it was quite early on in the thread, so I've added it to @Valiofthedolls second place winner that's later on. You both win a gas mask to save you from Jack's gaslighting...
  25. Jack Monroe #380 Hunger Hurts 2: Solar Lantern Boogaloo

    Welcome back to another late night with Mx Monroe. Toot Toot! Congrats to @ChaosCEO winning thread title competition with @elepal nominating you. You both get a totally sincere apology off Jack. Atone! Jack went real nasty towards a well meaning squig and the FMs took it to a new depth...