Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[Switchstreetz]

Another day, another

Well on Twitter she snipped and she sniped and her followers went down

As usual, a (delete as appropriate) Jaccident/ convenient sudden illness happened right before her work events

But she powered through with one of her disgusting concoctions taking the credit. Recipe incoming, she threatens!

One squig recommended a litre of hot slimy onion juice and we all heaved and hooted.

Before bed she's had herself a little nighttweet

This means she's either:
A) taken a private message she sent to someone from AA, which the recipient hasn't even seen yet and splashed it all over the internet within 2 minutes of sending it
B) been texting herself on her two phones pretending to have friends.

I'll let you decide which of the equally depressing options you want to go with.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Thank you dear heart @Switchstreetz
For utter self delusion I think this has to be brought from the last thread too.

And I think the 'worst case scenario' for the NHS meeting was her actually turning up slurping from her thermos of urine and walnuts.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jack has also displayed her superior animal training skills by telling us that Content the giant heckin' pupper has chewed through two vacuum cleaner cables. It could be BS, or Jack hasn't the smarts to wind the cable in/put the machine out of reach of the heckin' big pupper.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Just in case she decides to delete that one

Jack Monroe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "One of the women I’m supporting…

archived 13 Sep 2022 01:59:30 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Jelly Bean]

Just idly wondering if Jack is still doing her regular quiet work she doesn't like to talk about:
Weekly volunteering at a foodbank.
Working with prisoners and ex prisoners.
Donating food to community kitchens.
Weekly meetings with the ONS.
Helping people with their benefit applications.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’ve just realized she has an open GoFundMe that’s still accepting donations for the TT ‘during coronavirus’. I’m guessing that technically as coronavirus is still going, her and the Trussell Trust can keep going? Opened on her birthday in March 2020. Not a single update since or thanks to anyone for donating. Two donations this year. Do you reckon she’s forgotten about it? You know, because her admin LEFT with the password?

Spoiler: Spoiler for length

Love how she starts the (again, still open and receiving donations) appeal by SHOUTING at everyone. Seriously, don’t the Trussell Trust and Jack Monroe have more than enough money between them now after all that’s been flung at them in past few years? PS I know it’s common parlance, but I loathe “Feed people” as well. It’s so infantalizing and demeaning. They can “FEED” themselves FFS.

ETA link

HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS, organized by JACK MONROE

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. SUPERMARKET SHELVES ARE EMPTY. BUS… JACK MONROE needs your support for HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS

www.gofundme.com

Question: does the TT get donations each month from something like this, or do they have to wait til the appeal closes? Has this been distributed? No information on that is provided. Either way, the fact it’s still open and just sitting there smacks of her cavalier attitude around ‘fundraising’ and other people’s cash.

 

[Moneypenny’sfreedom]

I wish Jack‘s ‘laryngitis’ also affected her Twitter account….

 

[StatusWoe]

Jack says the point of Patreon is to provide a 'stable and sustainable income for creatives' but how does she qualify as a creative? It's not a snarky question. I genuinely don't think she fits into that category. She doesn't produce any content except for tweets about hoovers and slop. Yes, she'll write an article once in a blue moon, but that's not the sort of work Patreon normally rewards. Lots of YouTubers use Patreon so they can profit from/continue to make their videos. I've seen video essays that are far better than actual TV documentaries, so they absolutely deserve the money. Jack? Still waiting for her to do something worthwhile.

P.S. The word 'heckin' should be banned.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’ve just realized she has an open GoFundMe that’s still accepting donations for the TT ‘during coronavirus’. I’m guessing that technically as coronavirus is still going, her and the Trussell Trust can keep going? Opened on her birthday in March 2020. Not a single update since or thanks to anyone for donating. Two donations this year. Do you reckon she’s forgotten about it? You know, because her admin LEFT with the password?

Spoiler: Spoiler for length

Love how she starts the (again, still open and receiving donations) appeal by SHOUTING at everyone. Seriously, don’t the Trussell Trust and Jack Monroe have more than enough money between them now after all that’s been flung at them in past few years? PS I know it’s common parlance, but I loathe “Feed people” as well. It’s so infantalizing and demeaning. They can “FEED” themselves FFS. View attachment 1574423
ETA link

HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS, organized by JACK MONROE

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. SUPERMARKET SHELVES ARE EMPTY. BUS… JACK MONROE needs your support for HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS

www.gofundme.com

Question: does the TT get donations each month from something like this, or do they have to wait til the appeal closes? Has this been distributed? No information on that is provided. Either way, the fact it’s still open and just sitting there smacks of her cavalier attitude around ‘fundraising’ and other people’s cash.

ETA quoting myself like an idiot because just realized this was the one there was chat about in the spring, when Jenny numbers contacted the TT to ask about Teemill and this. I cannot believe it’s still open with no update on where the money went, and no thanks. The brass balls on her.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

‘One of the women i’m supporting‘ belongs in the folder with behind the scenes work with prisons, the tour of the UK’s 20 most deprived regions and rural Scottish communities. It’s bollocks. She’s not supporting multiple women, she can’t even support her own kid.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Just idly wondering if Jack is still doing her regular quiet work she doesn't like to talk about:
Weekly volunteering at a foodbank.
Working with prisoners and ex prisoners.
Donating food to community kitchens.
Weekly meetings with the ONS.
Helping people with their benefit applications.

Well she cant gently, softly, meet the Queen anymore so her schedule has opened up.

 

[Jemadah]

What sort of a smug pr*ck things their words are so wise that they stick them up on social media before the person they're allegedly supporting has even read the message? "Check me out, aren't I awesome and witty with my reply?" Grow up, Jack.
bleep.

 

[Lazarus]

Before bed she's had herself a little nighttweet
View attachment 1574370

every word of this makes me feel sicker than the last. There is not one single supportive word in this message. Not one. Jack uses the opening words to partly centre herself in this woman’s anguish.
Empty words is all this is. She’s a selfish bleep. If she felt really low and someone sent this to her, would it help? Of course it wouldn’t.
What’s wrong with ‘I’m sorry you’re feeling like this. Times are tough but you’ll get through it. You won’t feel like this every day, I know this because I’ve felt similar at times. The rewards of staying sober are worth it. If you can, get to another meeting tomorrow; I’ve found that on shaky days the meetings mean more to me. I’ll check in with you again tomorrow. Take care and give me a call in the morning if you want to go for a coffee. Night, friend xx’

 

[Laserface]

Appears to actually believe that obviously fake wetherspoons closed "sheath" machine. Not gullible at all. Forensic.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

@AndrewsDaddy, sorry I can't quote you because it was the last thread. She promised to write up a recipe for her cold remedy and as stated by her, a list of ingredients is only a recipe if it is to spite THAT MAN

 

[Just Lou]

There is literally no reason for her to have shared what should have been a private message. I've supported a number of women in recovery and I've never felt the need to share a message publicly. The only time I have shared a message is once, with my own sponsor only, because I had no clue how to respond.

 

[Captainmouse]

I wish Jack‘s ‘laryngitis’ also affected her Twitter account….

Is there some vile disease that makes your thumbs fall off?

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I’ve just realized she has an open GoFundMe that’s still accepting donations for the TT ‘during coronavirus’. I’m guessing that technically as coronavirus is still going, her and the Trussell Trust can keep going? Opened on her birthday in March 2020. Not a single update since or thanks to anyone for donating. Two donations this year. Do you reckon she’s forgotten about it? You know, because her admin LEFT with the password?

Spoiler: Spoiler for length

Love how she starts the (again, still open and receiving donations) appeal by SHOUTING at everyone. Seriously, don’t the Trussell Trust and Jack Monroe have more than enough money between them now after all that’s been flung at them in past few years? PS I know it’s common parlance, but I loathe “Feed people” as well. It’s so infantalizing and demeaning. They can “FEED” themselves FFS. View attachment 1574423
ETA link

HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS, organized by JACK MONROE

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. SUPERMARKET SHELVES ARE EMPTY. BUS… JACK MONROE needs your support for HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS

www.gofundme.com

Question: does the TT get donations each month from something like this, or do they have to wait til the appeal closes? Has this been distributed? No information on that is provided. Either way, the fact it’s still open and just sitting there smacks of her cavalier attitude around ‘fundraising’ and other people’s cash.

Whose bank account is they cash sitting in?

 

[Boogs]

Is there some vile disease that makes your thumbs fall off?

She’d just use her tongue instead.

 

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

She’s a complete knobhead who yet again makes it all about herself.

The three laughing emojis at the end of the message really grate my ‘shrooms too.