Jack Monroe #396 She’s gonna break her spine if she pats herself on the back any harder

[Hollaaa]

Title nominated by @Smeghead, words by @LavaFlake. You both win front row seats to the Tom Waits Tribute Gig starting now on Twitter.

In the last thread we saw the limited extent of Jack's relationship with ONS regarding the VBI exposed (one meeting, once) and a recording of the talk in Glasgow, you know, the one which was swiftly followed by a shoulder brace train chaos mercy dash, heartache and a malicious welfare check.

Now she's singing. And still using an inappropriate word for canal. Please send additional recappos if you can set aside your enjoyment of the singing for a mo.

Pink button wiki is your friend. No thread title nominations until about page 35 please. Which comes 34 intervals after page 1 #hollaaamaths

 

[miss_terious]

can we have "now she's singing" for the next thread title? (just getting it in here early, sorryyyy)

 

[Hollaaa]

I did consider just going rogue and doing a she's singing klaxon for the title but honestly the mods have enough to do around here.

 

[Mr Krabs]

She’s threatening to get the guitar out. Must have finished mastering the piano.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It took a big brave.

 

[Clovis]

Recap: Jack sang.

The internet:

 

[Shimmering]

I keep going back to watch it again as I can't believe how funny it is.

Am I the only one who can't hear a bloody word she's saying (apart from boulevard)? I just hear a series of strange guttural honks.

Enunciate ffs!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Your questions answered!

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Brilliant. Tom Waits for no man. Jacques Brent is my least favourite Jack.

 

[Hollaaa]

I keep going back to watch it again as I can't believe how funny it is.

Am I the only one who can't hear a bloody word she's saying (apart from boulevard)? I just hear a series of strange guttural honks.

Enunciate ffs!

My ears healed over in self-defence and I can't even find boulevard.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Am I the only one who can't hear a bloody word she's saying (apart from boulevard)? I just hear a series of strange guttural honks.

Enunciate ffs!

I had to play it three times before I found boulevard.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Updated monthly worklog to reflect the 23 hours of work.

If you need me I'm under my desk crying.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Hold on, she's never done karaoke due to confidence issues but has:

*Posted multiple videos of her singing online
*Has busked with Billy Bragg
*Has sung ON STAGE AT FESTIVALS, again with Billy Bragg

Make it make sense.

Also:

I wonder how young that poor kid was when he first had to start worrying about his mother's emotional presentation.

 

[Ablemabel]

Dearie me, someone is on a big ole narc high!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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It took a big brave.

Got my special mug out for you, Jack.

Our verdict?

 

[Django]

Can someone please post a recording of Jack's latest warbling?

 

[SnowyCal]

@mackjonroe hi, curious, why do you need a sock account to read quote tweets? Can you not view them without anyone seeing you have or am I being extremely dense?

 

[BettyBetty]

I keep going back to watch it again as I can't believe how funny it is.

Am I the only one who can't hear a bloody word she's saying (apart from boulevard)? I just hear a series of strange guttural honks.

Enunciate ffs!

It’s currently got 13.3k views - that will just be us Tattlers watching it on repeat and falling down laughing each time!

 

[Dogmuck]

The comment is from someone who I’ve seen being a proper Jack Stan for a long time. Maybe Jack is doing this for pure Friday afternoon Lolz- if so Jack - chapeau dearheart chapeau, you just made my day

 

[Toffee finger]

I was catching up the the last thread when a friend sent me the singing video. What. The. duck was that?!