Winning thread title by @BlairWaldorf86!
Brief, unordered recap - please add anything I've missed!
Having four children is hard work, especially after you've saved for two years for a 'real' holiday so lets bung em all in holiday club 24/7. Sorry FOD it was only around 9hrs per day wasn't it...
Thread title origin from our Queen @Axatogrind, suggested tweak from @Blair-Waldorf as nominated by @Hatchet_job! You all win a bargain linen bed set from Fod's ad!
Recap from last thread in no particular order:
Their bathroom was featured by Ca'Pietra on insta - really didn't show the...
Thread title curtesy of our Queen @Axatogrind
Brief summary of the last thread (in no particular order):
FOD did his charity cycle but was caught telling fibs about his race time - you have to include breaks Slymon.
Glen made several reappearances, including supporting her man during his...
Happy International Women's Day Trolls!!!
Thread title by @Bizziebody, nomination by @Emmadale.
As discussed at the end of the last thread can future thread titles be suggested/nominated in the latter part of the thread - say page 40 onwards?
There is a wiki for any newbies - not sure how we...
Thread title goes to @Notaninstamumeither which was seconded by @Brian Butterfield.
First time I’ve done one of these for fodders so hope it works!
It felt like the last thread went quickly…helped by him dangerously hiding in a fridge for content and then passively aggressively attacking...
@Axatogrind’s brilliant FOD #50 Come on in, don’t be a dick! was the winner by a point but we’re not allowed swears so I went for the next suggestion. Please feel free to change if ‘dick’ isn’t considered a Tattle swear.
Thanks for the thread title @Exhaustednurse. Nomination by @LuBiLu.
Welcome to thread 49. Thread title - nomination and retweaking of words by @LuBiLu and words, um by me @EddieBeds. My thread title cherry has been popped 🍒.
Recap of last thread in no particular order:
Unveiling of the outdoor kitchen - aka the Santorini kitchen. Build quality, um look...
Thanks to @sassmaster3000 for the thread title!
After 84 years we’ve made it to a new thread! Recap as follows:
Bot buying galore - see Clemente as an example
@rainbowlemon and @Tattlingpineapple decided to do some penance for unknown crimes and read the Booker Prize winner circa 2018 aka...
Thanks to @OneLineResponse for the thread title - slight change as per @Hatchet_job suggestion to eliminate the swear. In its full glory it should read Dick_of_the_ranaissance.
@Rosieee was second with ‘He got an AD guys, he got an AD!’ which is a nice segue into a recap of the last thread...
Congratulations to @Axatogrind for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a set of squeezey stress balls and a ring made out of breast milk (you can decide whose).
Sorry, I’m fairly out the loop so not qualified to to do a recap!
Thread title courtesy of @allybongo but nominated by @Emmadale with a whopping 44 votes. Your prize trolls is a special framed piece of paper with words on that state the bleeding obvious. Please add recaps at your leisure on this first page.
Thread title courtesy of @Titfer with the most likes - thank you!
Brief recap (please add anything I’ve forgotten):
They got a new puppy.
Further evidence they think of their children second to themselves with no bathroom on the same floor as the girls bedrooms.
Moaned about the twins not...
Congratulations to @Rosieee on popping your thread cherry with a not too shoddy 28 votes
Whoop whoop we are rolling now Trolls - special thanks to ST who’s great (non) swimming adventures and luxury gifts allowed us to motor through the last thread in just 14 days!
Also Congratulations to all...
Congratulations to @Cliqueypedia who’s on a sausage roll with her second successive title win with 34 reactions.
Special mention to @OhMyWord who suggested Sly should write a book called “Outnumbered...by kitchens: A Cautionary Tale.” Whilst this was a high up on the most reactions it wasn’t...
Congratulations to @Cliqueypedia (as recommended by @Titfer . Before I go on big shout out to the actual title with most reactions a massive 67 @ForeverMakingJibesWicked - sadly your wicked jibes are just too wicked but here it is for prosperity (you can still put it on your CV and LinkedIn...
Congratulations and thank the sweet baby jebus to @rainbowlemon for popping her thread cherry with 28 reactions. Well done you multicoloured citrus fruit you, hope it was worth the wait.
Nothing has happened.
Sly is still AWOL although some of his 953k adoring fans have just noticed...
Thread title by @Cliqueypedia 😍 with 38 votes.
But it was too long :-(
The Hoopers paid (!!!) someone to paint their spindles and some doors. They also had some money left to buy followers from China and Russia. No ads, no posts so it's the longest vacation the children have ever...
Congratulations on your second consecutive thread title, @Bigmouth_bigpants !! ⭐️🌸🌞
Full title: FOD’s gone AWOL while his followers plunge, he’s biding his time in the house of clunge (sorry I had to shorten it to make it fit)
A very princely 72 votes!
Time to let fame go to your head and...