Father of Daughters #54 Delivering bargain basement content both literally and figuratively

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Thread title origin from our Queen @Axatogrind, suggested tweak from @Blair-Waldorf as nominated by @Hatchet_job! You all win a bargain linen bed set from Fod's ad!

Recap from last thread in no particular order:

Their bathroom was featured by Ca'Pietra on insta - really didn't show the bathroom in a good light. As easily highlighted so much shoddy work alongside looking dated already.

There was a party with Swim Tits as a 'Our first test of the garden being an entertainment space' and a miserable pic of children with the #sponsored ice cream was posted, amongst other offerings. But it was the funniest, coolest party ever ok?

Clemmie had the audacity to go away and Slymon was not bitter at all about it and didn't post a highly misogynistic problematic post on the gram about it. He took the kids to his parents and was called out on the post and re-worded it slightly but in essence it was still all levels of yuck.

More whining about Glen and his inability to get her the ice cream she wanted when at the beach.

Claimed his feelings were hurt because one of his kids friends guessed he was 47. Then claimed he wasn't bothered, sure Jan.

Weird video claiming to teach his daughter's about 'tiny penises' with added sound effect of a boy racer. As you can imagine it fell flat and not all in the comments thought it was as hilarious as FOD.

One of the children was publicly shamed for drawing on a sofa.

More exploitation of diabetes.

Mansplained about the heatwave / aircon.

Some shots of him on his bike in the basement recreating a part of the Tour de France - trigger warning alert if you go looking for the pictures.

Posted videos in support of better checks and protection for children.....but still proceeded to post inappropriate pictures of his own children on the gram and in stories.

Tried to submit an entry for You've Been Framed (gotta earn that $) of him tripping over the dogs water bowl, how convenient the video was set up and rolling already!

Complained about living by the beach 'it's not special'.

They went to Camp Bestival aka Cringe Fest.

Some great photoshops on the last thread as seen here and here.

Axa has been doing the Lord's work and keeping tab of the #ad #gifted #collab list of shame, these are for July:
July:
  • Camp Bestival – disco dance world record attempt ad, value £20 per ticket
  • Camp Bestival* – face value of tickets alone for his family £945 (booking fees and upgraded accom. extra)
  • Vodafone* – ad for a contract deal for the Google Pixel 6 Pro, plan value approx. £40 per month
  • Aarke – Carbonator Pro ad, value £250 + bottles £20 each + flavours £45 per set
  • Linenbundle – ad for bed linen and towels feat. Clemmie, indicative value £156 for a luxury bedding bundle and £183 for a super plush towel bundle
Previous ads for the year so far can be seen here.

Please add anything I've forgotten below!
 
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Thank you for the wonderful recap. I just indulged my guilty pleasure and watched his dad dancing highlight. It’s an oldie but a goodie.

Highly recommend to anyone who doesn’t hate him enough already.
 
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Fab recap @EddieBeds and thank you for the new thread! Bet he's working on some more basement stuff as we speak 😆

He outdid himself with bollocks content during the timeframe of the last thread, didn't he? That bitter rant about Clemmie was an all-timer.

For any newbies:
Swim Tits = their friend Sarah T, magazine editor and so named because she swims and has tits
Slymon = Simon obvs
Glen = Clemmie, it was originally someone's autocorrect fail (anyone remember who?)

I'll post up the list of shame year to date in a bit, as we're now into a new month.
 
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Fab recap @EddieBeds and thank you for the new thread! Bet he's working on some more basement stuff as we speak 😆

He outdid himself with bollocks content during the timeframe of the last thread, didn't he? That bitter rant about Clemmie was an all-timer.

For any newbies:
Swim Tits = their friend Sarah T, magazine editor and so named because she swims and has tits
Slymon = Simon obvs
Glen = Clemmie, it was originally someone's autocorrect fail (anyone remember who?)

I'll post up the list of shame year to date in a bit, as we're now into a new month.
Wasn't it Slymon himself in a bot buying comments spree where loads of them called her Glen? I can only assume he fucked up when buying the comments.

Edited for typo (ironic)
 
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There was a time when there were dozens of posters commenting how much they miss Clemie (one m) and it's lovely to see her!

Then when someone mentioned the spelling mistake, Simon seemed clueless about it. Absolute tool 😆

I always thought Glen came from an autocorrect failure on here but hopefully someone can correct me if that's wrong.

Found a compilation I made of some of the bots 😂:

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I think Glen was a typo from a user here that we then all adopted?

ETA Glen origins:

This is where it all began - a typo from @HouseOfHorrors that we literally took and ran with! There’s some really funny responses on that thread to the typo imaging the alter ego Glen with a chunky boot 😂.
 
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I wonder if the OD’s are jealous of ST’s USA break? She has actual friends there, doing lots of fun things…
 
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FOD & HoH 2022 #ad #gifted #collab list

Ads/collabs marked with an asterisk had follow up or revisited content but are only listed once, in the month they first appeared.

January:
  • Bigdug - flooring, storage racks and work benches (temporary solution), value £1,111.94
  • Oddbox - fruit & veg box (looks like large size), value £19.99
  • Mina and the Moon - 2x sweatshirts & 4x beanies (possibly more), value at least £140.00
  • Astonish Cleaners - oven & grill cleaner (gifted ages ago, finally used), value £3.00
February:
  • Compare the Market - financial service ad (presumably paid)
  • Spotty Otter - 2x blue fleece lined PU splashsuits (twins birthday gift), value £100.00
  • OTO - 10% CBD Sleep drops (30 day supply), value £69.00
March:
  • Nothing
April:
  • Dig Club* - bespoke garden planting (Mediterranean style), estimated value £2,500.00+
  • Wattbike* - Atom indoor bike trainer, value £1,999.00
  • Wattbike* - Floor mat, cycling jersey and bib shorts, total value £159.98
May:
  • Affordable Art* - ad featuring "Under One Sky" screenprint art by Emma Reynolds, estimated value £450.00
  • Dotty Dungarees - ad featuring colourblock short dungarees x2, value £86.00
  • Premiership Rugby* - ad for Twickenham final, hospitality, tour, photo ops package for 2 adults 4 children, estimated value £600+
June:
  • WD40 - ad featuring WD40 Specialist Silicone 400ml, value £7.49
  • Merci Maman – men’s personalised open bangle, value £79.00
  • Renault – Papa/Nicole ad with daughter M (presumably paid)
July:
  • Camp Bestival – disco dance world record attempt ad, value £20 per ticket
  • Camp Bestival* – face value of tickets alone for his family £945 (booking fees and upgraded accom. extra)
  • Vodafone* – ad for a contract deal for the Google Pixel 6 Pro, plan value approx. £40 per month
  • Aarke – Carbonator Pro ad, value £250 + bottles £20 each + flavours £45 per set
  • Linenbundle – ad for bed linen and towels feat. Clemmie, indicative value £156 for a luxury bedding bundle and £183 for a super plush towel bundle
 
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Did we get to this on the last thread?! Sorry the JM thread has been a wild ride this week so struggling to keep up!

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Massive Steve Buscemi.gif vibes.
 
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There’s a huge house fire on FODs road right now, gladly not too close to his house otherwise his grass would melt 🫠
 
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C’mon I’m dying to know…
( won’t look at his stories)
It's armpit farts, apparently. OK then...

His Bestival content could do with some scrutiny from the ASA. Neither of the two recent reels were declared as an ad or any sort of commercial arrangement.
 
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