It took me a while as I’ve been having to soundproof the basement for when I head out to a restaurant tomorrow and leave the captives unguarded.
It took me a while as I’ve been having to soundproof the basement for when I head out to a restaurant tomorrow and leave the captives unguarded.You are the best Fritzel. Re-cap Queenx
Isn't that what Melin did, Lauren's Essex businessman pal/dealer?It took me a while as I’ve been having to soundproof the basement for when I head out to a restaurant tomorrow and leave the captives unguarded.
Proper YMCA picThat's what I'm meaning the ones I know would be totally ripping Charles and Co for this- each to their own too- I was on Onlyfans- but I can't imagine going into a legit workplace and getting my chebs out, then posting it on Twitter and all my workmates not thinking I was a total wrong 'un. The banter on worksites is supposed to be vicious too.View attachment 532242
Excellent read againIt took me a while as I’ve been having to soundproof the basement for when I head out to a restaurant tomorrow and leave the captives unguarded.
Bless you Pom, it's so good you're back on form
Thank you very muchBless you Pom, it's so good you're back on form
I am DYINGOnly 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheetsThis raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alienchic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
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@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shitsand he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
Also thanks Clickbait, best recaps always!I am DYING
"because she has no friends and can't afford a taxi"Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheetsThis raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alienchic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
View attachment 532864
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shitsand he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
I'm not a trashy zeleb/chav/Ned/arsehole so I have no knowledge of what one uses highly flammable environment destroying ""lanterns" to symbolise, so I googled it.It seems that originally they are used in certain cultures to symbolise a soul leaving the earth. However in the past year they have become popular to use during Gender Reveal parties in certain parts of America due to a Pinterest Post. ( I hope you can hear my eyes rolling into the back of my head)It just gets weirder and weirder View attachment 532888
I think you should start writing. The first book about Plunge and Clunge will sell out, I can guarantee.Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheetsThis raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alienchic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
View attachment 532864
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shitsand he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
Wow what a party! Pizza in boxes, Pringles in tubes, Lozza perfecting the ping-pong shuffle via her bloated mouth not her unreliable clunge and she's wearing the PETA approved fur - disgusting hag.It just gets weirder and weirder View attachment 532888
All class that lot.Wow what a party! Pizza in boxes, Pringles in tubes, Lozza perfecting the ping-pong shuffle via her bloated mouth not her unreliable clunge and she's wearing the PETA approved fur - disgusting hag.
Absolutely mind blowing! I hadn't pictured him as each VP character b4 - it works superbly @Pom Bear - you are well back to your best and cleverest!
Someone asked if he BEATS her. Wtf? Probably the other way round.Is this trainer cleaning guy the same one that cleaned mark Wright's trainers?
I wonder if big loz over posted (video'd the WHOLE balloon popping reveal saga) cos she knew it would be seen by Mark
Yes, I just bought mark back up lauren! Sounds like Charles speaks to you exactly the way he did
'Does he beat you' - just too funny! He criticises something small then appaz he becomes a wife-beater... wow the brain-deadness of her 'fans'...Someone asked if he BEATS her. Wtf? Probably the other way round.View attachment 533379
I thought the sale of them had been banned because of the threat of fires and to wildlife. These people are seriously stupid and never think of anyone else.Another piss boiler she is,WTF releasing those lanterns.doesn’t the ugky fucker know they can kills owls etc.Evil fucking ugly cunt bitch.
Everyone up in arms because he said she can't read. The beard tells everyone I'm deaf. I'm not but I can't hear as good as I used too. All the dog walking with earphones in that has done that!Someone asked if he BEATS her. Wtf? Probably the other way round.View attachment 533379
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