She posted a picture of her & her son eating together, and it was dry old beige shite (plain rice & fish fingers iirc??), and when she had to show off her gifted pizza oven. The rest is all her story telling. I dont think most of those meals get eaten. Because theyre tit.
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Fair enough. I am not 100% but hey ho, it’s no biggie.
In fairness to the slop-goblin I have to say that my fridge - a huge miele number - does keep my fruit and veg good for so much longer than my old cheapish one. I mean weeks longer.
However it tends to be fresh and organic when bought, not already minging.
.Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title. 109 reactionsI believe it’s your first? Slow cooker surprise for you. Mmmm.
Recap of thread #108
- Apparently, a ‘concern troll’ emailed her agent. She’s not blacklisted - just look at all her recent employment! Well then, Jack. Time to blacklist that tip jar, isn’t it?
- She’s been ‘keeping receipts on [us] lot for a while’. Ah, but Jack, it’s a two-way street, mate. There’s receipts here and all.
- She’s so BUSY. Close your Patreon then.
- But, but ... she’s not rich! So, uh, don’t forget she has those CCJs! FFS.
- She ‘delivered a housing conference’. Here she is.
- Her patrons are breaking her first rule of Patreon - Don’t Talk About Her Unfulfilled Patreon Promises.
- She just wants to ‘address something that’s quite tiresome’. Personally, the phrase ‘open season for asshats’ makes me think of hats on bums on a nice day out.
- She ‘can’t wait’ to show us her Asda haul. So proud. So tiresome.
- Jack is to £17.62 Asda shops what Andy Goldsworthy is to nature.
- She preemptively answered some FAQs.
- ‘Do you find it ages to shop on a budget?’ ‘Yep.’
- Suppernanny meets supernanny.
- She’s a dangerous liar.
- ‘Jesus Christ’, says Jack. ‘Get a life.’ (Oops, that tub of watercress is a little off centre, but you tell him, Jack.)
- She only uses bar soap.
- Kale is best used as a seasoning, says award-winning food writer Jack Monroe.
- Sorry, u wot m8? The trolls can’t get to grips with her.
- She laughs at people being triggered by her 55-inch flat screen telly that’s bleeping DENTED. BB is not housetrained enough to clean the telly properly. Here’s a picture in case you don’t believe her!
- Oh, yummy. Delicious. So tempting. So delightful.
[*]
For new joiners to the thread, here is @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ‘s ‘Jack for Dummies’ post (edited to include updated info):
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack versus Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/
Thread #31 is the infamous one in which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on p. 17.
For anyone wanting to relive the glory days of her two-week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL), have a grunk a through threads 2-9.
*** JACKISMS ***
Jack’s most oft-used reply to questions on recipe substitutions:
Yes, absolutely x
Some other favourite Jack quotes:
‘Babe, same’
‘I did a chaos’
‘My maverick brain’
‘My sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’
**New**
‘Literally hella embarrassed AF’ about ‘Brexit and flip-flopping Covid flippancy and she ‘didn’t even vote for it’
She likes to describe herself as ‘puppyishly honest and naively enthusiastic’
One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️. She also recently referred to us as ‘gossip mavens’ (so, we are gossip trusted experts). ** Recent additions to her terms of endearment for Tattle: conspiracy wankers, obsessive groups of completely unhinged bullies, bullying ninnies, and malign, vicious bullies **
To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time (and is also a fearless pioneer of the space-time continuum. She really was here both Now and Then).
Jack once threatened to use her Liam Neeson skills to TRIANGULATE our whereabouts in order to intimidate us, so that’s what we mean by that. * She may also threaten to take us to court - do not be afraid, this is not the first time and it won’t be the last. *
Jack once sideboard modelled a Vivienne Westwood dress, seeming to infer that it’s what Viv would have wanted (as if she were dead), and then got snippy when corrected otherwise. There may be some ‘RIP Viv’ jokes (she is, of course, NOT dead)
We sometimes joke about being on Vladimir Putin’s bitcoin payroll list for being evil trolls.
During her stint on Daily Kitchen Live, Jack produced a godawful looking lasagne, with a thin white sauce that never thickened up, just disappeared. It was widely likened to ‘horse spunk’ - there may be some horse ‘spirit’ lasagne jokes.
Her last-uttered line to Matt Tebutt on DKL was: ‘Thank you so Matt much, Matt’, which made us all HOOT.
Jack ended a tweet that listed her (not unimpressive) four-and-a-half GCSE results (A*, A, B, B, C) with: ‘Now duck off’. We sometimes like to use this in our own posts for comedic effect. We are NOT telling other fraus to duck off, simply paying homage to Jack’s own genteel humour.
*Back in the mists of time, one funny frau used a Jimmy Nail ‘She’s Lying’ picture to illustrate their thoughts on one of Jack’s latest tales. @Alpha Beta thought it was Novak Djokovic, the cabal hooted and Novak Nail was born. You may see reference to Jimmy Nail, Novak Djokovic, or the combination of both: Novak Nail. All demonstrate that she’s lying.*
Also:
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- She grew up in a 5-bed (mortgaged/owned) house
- She got a £4.5k Omega watch for her 21st birthday
- Her dad's a bleeping LANDLORD (an oldy, but a goody)
- Jack and Louisa are no longer in a relationship - in Jack’s words: ‘She [Louisa] left’.
- Her record for staying off Twitter since the start of these threads is 114 hours and 47 minutes.
- She is 90% vegan. The other 10% likes to nom nom on Five Guys burger and discounted chicken slices.
- During her appearance on DKL, she was asked why some mince has a higher fat content. ‘It just does.’
- The information held on her by Companies House has her year of birth WRONG. She was born in 1988, not 1978.
- She recently claimed she found her Burberry scarf in a muddy puddle.
Here is a link to Jack’s Tattle Wiki page, which also includes clips of Matt Tebutt muttering ‘Terrible!’ on Daily Kitchen Live, courtesy of @Yel) and @Bookweevil ‘s hilarious Glossary of Jack.
We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. For good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos, come to the Food & Drink threads in Off Topic.
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- Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread title’, as it makes it easier to search. Just using the number won’t be enough. We also can’t have swears in the title, and try to hold off until around p. 40 for your suggestions, if possible. ThankYOU.
Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title. 109 reactions
Recap of thread #108
- Apparently, a ‘concern troll’ emailed her agent. She’s not blacklisted - just look at all her recent employment! Well then, Jack. Time to blacklist that tip jar, isn’t it?
- She’s been ‘keeping receipts on [us] lot for a while’. Ah, but Jack, it’s a two-way street, mate. There’s receipts here and all.
- She’s so BUSY. Close your Patreon then.
- But, but ... she’s not rich! So, uh, don’t forget she has those CCJs! FFS.
- She ‘delivered a housing conference’. Here she is.
- Her patrons are breaking her first rule of Patreon - Don’t Talk About Her Unfulfilled Patreon Promises.
- She just wants to ‘address something that’s quite tiresome’. Personally, the phrase ‘open season for asshats’ makes me think of hats on bums on a nice day out.
- She ‘can’t wait’ to show us her Asda haul. So proud. So tiresome.
- Jack is to £17.62 Asda shops what Andy Goldsworthy is to nature.
- She preemptively answered some FAQs.
- ‘Do you find it ages to shop on a budget?’ ‘Yep.’
- Suppernanny meets supernanny.
- She’s a dangerous liar.
- ‘Jesus Christ’, says Jack. ‘Get a life.’ (Oops, that tub of watercress is a little off centre, but you tell him, Jack.)
- She only uses bar soap.
- Kale is best used as a seasoning, says award-winning food writer Jack Monroe.
- Sorry, u wot m8? The trolls can’t get to grips with her.
- She laughs at people being triggered by her 55-inch flat screen telly that’s bleeping DENTED. BB is not housetrained enough to clean the telly properly. Here’s a picture in case you don’t believe her!
- Oh, yummy. Delicious. So tempting. So delightful.
[*]
For new joiners to the thread, here is @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ‘s ‘Jack for Dummies’ post (edited to include updated info):
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack versus Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/
Thread #31 is the infamous one in which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on p. 17.
For anyone wanting to relive the glory days of her two-week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL), have a grunk a through threads 2-9.
*** JACKISMS ***
Jack’s most oft-used reply to questions on recipe substitutions:
Yes, absolutely x
Some other favourite Jack quotes:
‘Babe, same’
‘I did a chaos’
‘My maverick brain’
‘My sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’
**New**
‘Literally hella embarrassed AF’ about ‘Brexit and flip-flopping Covid flippancy and she ‘didn’t even vote for it’
She likes to describe herself as ‘puppyishly honest and naively enthusiastic’
One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️. She also recently referred to us as ‘gossip mavens’ (so, we are gossip trusted experts). ** Recent additions to her terms of endearment for Tattle: conspiracy wankers, obsessive groups of completely unhinged bullies, bullying ninnies, and malign, vicious bullies **
To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time (and is also a fearless pioneer of the space-time continuum. She really was here both Now and Then).
Jack once threatened to use her Liam Neeson skills to TRIANGULATE our whereabouts in order to intimidate us, so that’s what we mean by that. * She may also threaten to take us to court - do not be afraid, this is not the first time and it won’t be the last. *
Jack once sideboard modelled a Vivienne Westwood dress, seeming to infer
Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title. 109 reactions
Recap of thread #108
- Apparently, a ‘concern troll’ emailed her agent. She’s not blacklisted - just look at all her recent employment! Well then, Jack. Time to blacklist that tip jar, isn’t it?
- She’s been ‘keeping receipts on [us] lot for a while’. Ah, but Jack, it’s a two-way street, mate. There’s receipts here and all.
- She’s so BUSY. Close your Patreon then.
- But, but ... she’s not rich! So, uh, don’t forget she has those CCJs! FFS.
- She ‘delivered a housing conference’. Here she is.
- Her patrons are breaking her first rule of Patreon - Don’t Talk About Her Unfulfilled Patreon Promises.
- She just wants to ‘address something that’s quite tiresome’. Personally, the phrase ‘open season for asshats’ makes me think of hats on bums on a nice day out.
- She ‘can’t wait’ to show us her Asda haul. So proud. So tiresome.
- Jack is to £17.62 Asda shops what Andy Goldsworthy is to nature.
- She preemptively answered some FAQs.
- ‘Do you find it ages to shop on a budget?’ ‘Yep.’
- Suppernanny meets supernanny.
- She’s a dangerous liar.
- ‘Jesus Christ’, says Jack. ‘Get a life.’ (Oops, that tub of watercress is a little off centre, but you tell him, Jack.)
- She only uses bar soap.
- Kale is best used as a seasoning, says award-winning food writer Jack Monroe.
- Sorry, u wot m8? The trolls can’t get to grips with her.
- She laughs at people being triggered by her 55-inch flat screen telly that’s bleeping DENTED. BB is not housetrained enough to clean the telly properly. Here’s a picture in case you don’t believe her!
- Oh, yummy. Delicious. So tempting. So delightful.
[*]
For new joiners to the thread, here is @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ‘s ‘Jack for Dummies’ post (edited to include updated info):
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack versus Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/
Thread #31 is the infamous one in which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on p. 17.
For anyone wanting to relive the glory days of her two-week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL), have a grunk a through threads 2-9.
*** JACKISMS ***
Jack’s most oft-used reply to questions on recipe substitutions:
Yes, absolutely x
Some other favourite Jack quotes:
‘Babe, same’
‘I did a chaos’
‘My maverick brain’
‘My sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’
**New**
‘Literally hella embarrassed AF’ about ‘Brexit and flip-flopping Covid flippancy and she ‘didn’t even vote for it’
She likes to describe herself as ‘puppyishly honest and naively enthusiastic’
One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️. She also recently referred to us as ‘gossip mavens’ (so, we are gossip trusted experts). ** Recent additions to her terms of endearment for Tattle: conspiracy wankers, obsessive groups of completely unhinged bullies, bullying ninnies, and malign, vicious bullies **
To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time (and is also a fearless pioneer of the space-time continuum. She really was here both Now and Then).
Jack once threatened to use her Liam Neeson skills to TRIANGULATE our whereabouts in order to intimidate us, so that’s what we mean by that. * She may also threaten to take us to court - do not be afraid, this is not the first time and it won’t be the last. *
Jack once sideboard modelled a Vivienne Westwood dress, seeming to infer that it’s what Viv would have wanted (as if she were dead), and then got snippy when corrected otherwise. There may be some ‘RIP Viv’ jokes (she is, of course, NOT dead)
We sometimes joke about being on Vladimir Putin’s bitcoin payroll list for being evil trolls.
During her stint on Daily Kitchen Live, Jack produced a godawful looking lasagne, with a thin white sauce that never thickened up, just disappeared. It was widely likened to ‘horse spunk’ - there may be some horse ‘spirit’ lasagne jokes.
Her last-uttered line to Matt Tebutt on DKL was: ‘Thank you so Matt much, Matt’, which made us all HOOT.
Jack ended a tweet that listed her (not unimpressive) four-and-a-half GCSE results (A*, A, B, B, C) with: ‘Now duck off’. We sometimes like to use this in our own posts for comedic effect. We are NOT telling other fraus to duck off, simply paying homage to Jack’s own genteel humour.
*Back in the mists of time, one funny frau used a Jimmy Nail ‘She’s Lying’ picture to illustrate their thoughts on one of Jack’s latest tales. @Alpha Beta thought it was Novak Djokovic, the cabal hooted and Novak Nail was born. You may see reference to Jimmy Nail, Novak Djokovic, or the combination of both: Novak Nail. All demonstrate that she’s lying.*
Also:
[*][*]
- She grew up in a 5-bed (mortgaged/owned) house
- She got a £4.5k Omega watch for her 21st birthday
- Her dad's a bleeping LANDLORD (an oldy, but a goody)
- Jack and Louisa are no longer in a relationship - in Jack’s words: ‘She [Louisa] left’.
- Her record for staying off Twitter since the start of these threads is 114 hours and 47 minutes.
- She is 90% vegan. The other 10% likes to nom nom on Five Guys burger and discounted chicken slices.
- During her appearance on DKL, she was asked why some mince has a higher fat content. ‘It just does.’
- The information held on her by Companies House has her year of birth WRONG. She was born in 1988, not 1978.
- She recently claimed she found her Burberry scarf in a muddy puddle.
Here is a link to Jack’s Tattle Wiki page, which also includes clips of Matt Tebutt muttering ‘Terrible!’ on Daily Kitchen Live, courtesy of @Yel) and @Bookweevil ‘s hilarious Glossary of Jack.
We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. For good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos, come to the Food & Drink threads in Off Topic.
[*][*][*]
- Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread title’, as it makes it easier to search. Just using the number won’t be enough. We also can’t have swears in the title, and try to hold off until around p. 40 for your suggestions, if possible. ThankYOU.
yay! but this is my second thread title! I also had the honour of thread 100. I'm just being meticulous
It’s abundantly clear she’s firming up defences to prepare for a possible attack. A few high profile people have made comments about Patreons recently. I think the dissent has reached her ears and she’s panicking.
Notice how the narrative is subtly changing. Any criticism of her lifestyle being at odds with her ‘poor persona’, she can now deflect with ‘I’m not claiming to be poor, I’m saving for a home for my boy.’ and anyone that begrudges a child a home is an actual monster, aren’t they? The recipes are coming thick and fast from her blog so nobody can criticize for providing free content and legitimises her Patreon, plus the lists of work shows she’s not actually a grifter is she? She’s had plenty of relevant and recent work - but don’t forget, it’s freelance so it may take a while to get paid.
She’s had a whiff that people are blue tickers are calling her out.
Notice how the narrative is subtly changing. Any criticism of her lifestyle being at odds with her ‘poor persona’, she can now deflect with ‘I’m not claiming to be poor, I’m saving for a home for my boy.’ and anyone that begrudges a child a home is an actual monster, aren’t they? The recipes are coming thick and fast from her blog so nobody can criticize for providing free content and legitimises her Patreon, plus the lists of work shows she’s not actually a grifter is she? She’s had plenty of relevant and recent work - but don’t forget, it’s freelance so it may take a while to get paid.
She’s had a whiff that people are blue tickers are calling her out.
Just dropping in to fume because I blocked this annoying attention-seeking woman on Twitter and now she has somehow popped up on my timeline again because someone liked her tweet! What the hell, Twitter?!
Jack, my daughter has had that bear for years and it is her absolute favourite toy. It takes up more of the bed than her and I swear to god you better not ruin that cuteness for me by purchasing one.
I'm here from the recent past, which somehow feels like 100 years ago. Lots to say, no time to say it, because work and sleep hygiene and family and all the things Jack seems to gleefully ignore, and look I seem to be setting off on a rant despite saying I have no time. Aren't I just so very Jack?
Just two things, then. This:
And this:
Can this iconic photo-series please be forever known as "Are you familiar with my body, Barbara?"
Just two things, then. This:
This feels like the perfect, concise snapshot of the state of things. Jack Monroe: So tiresome. I don't know what else is left to say.Pocahontas said:
And this:
Can this iconic photo-series please be forever known as "Are you familiar with my body, Barbara?"
Jack getting all up in my niche with her Swedish google translate attempts. Swedish is my mother tongue so 'dra åt helvete' Jack.
We don't really have a word for duck in Sweden. Helvete means hell but it is about as rude. So the gist is 'get to duck'. In my secondary tongue 'get it right up you' also works well. In Jack speak 'get fucked' and 'now duck off' are entirely appropriate. According to one of my German friends 'ficken' means duck in the sexual sense but 'verpiss dich/piss off' is the accurate insult.
Anyway because she is such a dangerous bellend with her £20 shop slop lies, I feel justified in telling her where to go in various languages.
I've been slow grunking between shifts. I'm tired and it's really cold now. Jack is so repetitive and exhausting. She constantly lashes out verbally in anger. She is so touchy. Having lived the walking on eggshells life myself, I can imagine her family will put up with a lot for the sake of peace. For some weird reason the squiggles do too. The humour and good common sense of the Cabal is what keeps me here even when Jack is too much. She is incredibly hard work and a real shape shifter. But the fraus and herrs always have her number and we are always guaranteed a laugh as well as fantastic triangulation skills. I do want Jack to stop being a grifter but I also don't want the cabal to disband. We still need our day in court too. We have so many possibilities for outfits now
We don't really have a word for duck in Sweden. Helvete means hell but it is about as rude. So the gist is 'get to duck'. In my secondary tongue 'get it right up you' also works well. In Jack speak 'get fucked' and 'now duck off' are entirely appropriate. According to one of my German friends 'ficken' means duck in the sexual sense but 'verpiss dich/piss off' is the accurate insult.
Anyway because she is such a dangerous bellend with her £20 shop slop lies, I feel justified in telling her where to go in various languages.
I've been slow grunking between shifts. I'm tired and it's really cold now. Jack is so repetitive and exhausting. She constantly lashes out verbally in anger. She is so touchy. Having lived the walking on eggshells life myself, I can imagine her family will put up with a lot for the sake of peace. For some weird reason the squiggles do too. The humour and good common sense of the Cabal is what keeps me here even when Jack is too much. She is incredibly hard work and a real shape shifter. But the fraus and herrs always have her number and we are always guaranteed a laugh as well as fantastic triangulation skills. I do want Jack to stop being a grifter but I also don't want the cabal to disband. We still need our day in court too. We have so many possibilities for outfits now
Trying to ruin that bear for me now
Mine's been playing up too. Wonder if there's a little tattle chaos going on?
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I’ve had about two solid weeks of Jack and it is tiring.
I’m really annoyed about the food waste and lack of calories. We need a “supersize me” type challenge to see how much weight someone would lose if they only ate “£20 a week between 2.5” tiny portions of slop.
I’m really annoyed about the food waste and lack of calories. We need a “supersize me” type challenge to see how much weight someone would lose if they only ate “£20 a week between 2.5” tiny portions of slop.
"Minimise me", perhaps?
I agree, the tweet about feeding her, her child and a woman who cycles 200 miles a week on that Asda shop is nonsense.
There is no way there are enough calories or protein or fat in there to sustain that.
It would be interesting if someone did work out the calories in that shop.
heh... my ads this morning!
Delurking for the first time ever because finally angry enough at the manipulation to not care about her feelings. I always knew she knew what she was doing—but the going on and on lying about the $20 shop is infuriating (among the other infuriating lies).
American, former fan, wondered why I couldn’t get my budget anywhere close to $10 per week when she could. I’m a far better cook and economist and love food.
Also a single mom in a high cost of living city with no sideboard addiction.
What tipped me over the edge tonight (of all the things) was soapgate. I dated an abusive sociopath a year and a half ago. He was from Wales which isn’t pertinent to the story but funny just because I’m chatting you you lovely British fraus.
Anyway, he lied about his soap. We met in the states. He said something about using the same kind of laundry soap as me. The natural crap without fragrance. I went to visit him in Wales a couple of months later. The mask slipped the first night and I was scared out of my mind...
Anyway, I ended up finishing the week out there because I rationalized his behavior due to some personal tragedies he had. So it goes. I’m glad we never lived in the same city. Annnywayyyy, I did laundry there. The soap was super fragrant non-eco save the whales stuff. What a thing to lie about. Lots of that stuff.
I could go on and on with their similarities, and also in criticism of JM’s behaviors, but SHANT because I have to start watching the British Baking show and finishing my drink.
To the frau who called her friend’s mom, you did the right thing. That’s true love and friendship.
Back to likely lurking and not carry on too much here.
Oh! And I had unfollowed JM prior to the JO debacle, I couldn’t stand the way she acted and she seemed like a compulsive liar. Occasionally I’d visit her page and the JO thing happened—laughable that she thought they were on par with each other cooking/presenting wise. And that’s what brought me to this thread.
Oh but one more thing—what happened to the pig person?! Sometimes I skip pages! In a later thread it was said they were blocked or something and I was wondering what I missed as they were active for awhile and I liked hearing about the pigs
Also SHEEP.
American, former fan, wondered why I couldn’t get my budget anywhere close to $10 per week when she could. I’m a far better cook and economist and love food.
Also a single mom in a high cost of living city with no sideboard addiction.What tipped me over the edge tonight (of all the things) was soapgate. I dated an abusive sociopath a year and a half ago. He was from Wales which isn’t pertinent to the story but funny just because I’m chatting you you lovely British fraus.
Anyway, he lied about his soap. We met in the states. He said something about using the same kind of laundry soap as me. The natural crap without fragrance. I went to visit him in Wales a couple of months later. The mask slipped the first night and I was scared out of my mind...Anyway, I ended up finishing the week out there because I rationalized his behavior due to some personal tragedies he had. So it goes. I’m glad we never lived in the same city. Annnywayyyy, I did laundry there. The soap was super fragrant non-eco save the whales stuff. What a thing to lie about. Lots of that stuff.
I could go on and on with their similarities, and also in criticism of JM’s behaviors, but SHANT because I have to start watching the British Baking show and finishing my drink.
To the frau who called her friend’s mom, you did the right thing. That’s true love and friendship.
Back to likely lurking and not carry on too much here.
Oh! And I had unfollowed JM prior to the JO debacle, I couldn’t stand the way she acted and she seemed like a compulsive liar. Occasionally I’d visit her page and the JO thing happened—laughable that she thought they were on par with each other cooking/presenting wise. And that’s what brought me to this thread.
Oh but one more thing—what happened to the pig person?! Sometimes I skip pages! In a later thread it was said they were blocked or something and I was wondering what I missed as they were active for awhile and I liked hearing about the pigs
Also SHEEP.
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Well, I thought we had seen every possible incarnation of Jack but 'implying she speaks Swedish Jack' is a curve ball.
I'm just being.
yay! but this is my second thread title! I also had the honour of thread 100. I'm just being meticulous
ftfy
I reckon anybody eating mackie slop exclusively, would lose weight, regardless of how much money they wasted.
actually eating it is the first challenge, keeping it down is the second.just looking at it puts me off food
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In Catalan you'd say Vés-te'n a la merda (lit. go to the tit) but TBH most people just swear in Spanish because it sounds more aggressive...in which case a good old Me cago en tus muertos (I tit on your dead ancestors) seems apt. Sorry Granddad.
She is so rude, if people are abiding the rules on here the. She's basically being nasty to her own fans who are more entitled to ask her questions.
Honestly you don't see any level of this rudeness from any other professionals it's absolutely shameful.
Honestly you don't see any level of this rudeness from any other professionals it's absolutely shameful.
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