Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly

[Oofadoofa]

1 pre-teen (there max 3-4 days per week)
1 very active adult
And Jack.

Feel this is an important detail that she so conveniently avoids. And makes a nonsense of her whole 'house for my boy' meltdown, he probably already has one.

 

[HarderFaster]

I know that she’s apparently many years away from buying this “forever home” (boak - misty-eyed rhetoric, anyone?), but once she finally does I hope it has dry rot and rising damp which go undetected by her surveyors, and a particularly violent poltergeist.

Utterly vile, manipulative hag.

 

[Sentient mirror]

.... And now I have read her new tweets about the house for her son and I am rolling my eyes again. As you were, canal xxx

 

[MooBelle]

Boris and his mates don’t tweet every time they go for a piss so there’s less ammunition for us. Obviously her terrible antics don’t quite come close to theirs. She won’t be sat at the head table with them in hell but will probs be doing the catering.

It's what they deserve!
What new layer of hell is this? Curry with mandarins and a teabag in it? I'll take the red hot poker up me arse please, it will be over quicker...

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Once again the squiggles are all suggesting a shopping trolley and asking why she hasn't got one yet

 

[kachoochoo]

She appears constantly rattled recently - there was no obvious reason to launch this unprovoked defence. Now this is a great opening question. Answer?


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their solution to not being poor appears to be "buy bitcoin." where are all the sensible people calling her out? oh, yeah we're all here!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Alansbigplate]

Specifically went out to do the weekly big shop

 

[Silver Linings]

In her ragu recipe earlier she talks about maybe doing a slow cooker book.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

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Love the little dig in "when I do it". Translation: BB just comes back with fancy cheese and other treats when SHE does it.

 

[Sentient mirror]

It's what they deserve!
What new layer of hell is this? Curry with mandarins and a teabag in it? I'll take the red hot poker up me arse please, it will be over quicker...

Remember that joke about the man in hell and after seeing what he sees the devil says "coffee breaks over, back on your heads?" well that will be Boris and Co and a sea of a jack slop

 

[matchakitkat]

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[Emmapism]

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[Hollaaa]

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You'd fit that in two 10p bags on my checkout. And you'd be carrying your shitey maize snacks by the corner of the bag they ARE ALREADY IN, you profligate head.

 

[appleskin]

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Say the minimum amount of calories intake is 1200 per person - that is nowhere near 25000 calories. Really hope no one is actually trying to copy her tit

 

[Silver Linings]

Forensic.

 

[Candytuft]

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She’s rattled. Hi Jack !

 

[Flivver]

No toilet roll, shampoo, soap, washing up liquid, washing powder, fabric conditioner or any cleaning products.

Is she still using up the Brexit stockpile she was so proud of?

 

[Silver Linings]

Those stupid poors. If only they were as clever as her. Her comeuppance needs to come very soon.

 

[Sentient mirror]

Oh no... Not the coffee lie again