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    Zanna Van Dijk #33 Tiny Tone finally not alone, unfortunately it’s in a war zone!

    New thread! anyone want to recap? Zanna and occasional husband tiny tony went to Oman hiking etc…in the middle of the current escalating Middle East situation…there were fears (from us, not from the tallest most intrepid explorer in the world though of course) that they’d either have to be...
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    Zanna van Dijk #32 Constantly dodging criticism like she dodges Ant

    New thread! Technically my thread title suggestion was the winning one, but I liked this from @peekachu 🤭 did modify slightly to avoid censure though! anyone want to recap? I feel like her last thread went on longer than her legs 😴
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    Zanna Van Dijk #31 Zanna Van Munchausen, benign heart murmur survivor

    New thread! anyone want to recap?
  4. Wikiwangocard

    Zanna Van Dijk #30 My lonely hamstring hell - shipwreck survivor tells all from her Maldives retreat.

    Thanks to @CustardPie for summing up our intrepid hamstring hero. Quick recap. She has a hamstring injury. It's a very unique one though as it only seems to cause issues when she's in the UK and not in the Maldives. Who knew hammies could be so selective?
  5. Wikiwangocard

    Zanna van Dijk #29 Massive mug of Yorkshire teeth

    Thanks to @MilkAndTwoSugars and @martaS for this new thread title which sums her up to a tee(th) --- Quick update for the new thread. She got married in London and had her extravagant party in the sun in Majorca. She had numerous wedding outfits ranging from Princess Leia, a baggy trouser...
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    Zanna van Dijk #28 Obsessed with the mythology of her own life

    The worlds tallest woman got married! that is all.
  7. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

    Thread title courtesy of AlexandraHamilton 😘 Zanna has been very busy past few months: - squeezing in as many air miles as it's possible; - attending her friends weddings in matronly dresses and trying to be goofy in wedding pics; - trying on more wedding dresses/the night before dresses/the UK...
  8. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #26 Rosanna van Dijk

    Hello my beautiful nuggets, please continue here. Amazing title celebrating Zanna's real name, courtesy of @peanutbuttercupp11 ❤️‍🔥
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    Zanna Van Dijk #25 What a stingy, lanky twat

    Continue here!
  10. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

    Thread title by @peekachu ✨ inspired by Zanna's misspelling the name of the tallest summit in England as Scarfell Pike on her IG broadcast, which is full of similar drivel, delivered daily by the tallest and the most engaged woman in all of United Kingdom, Rosanna van Dijk (yes, this is the name...
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    Zanna Van Dijk #23 Zanna Van Hike

    Continue! I love how I searched most popular in the last thread and all I could see was posts saying ‘I was blocked when…’ 🤭
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    Zanna Van Dijk #22 Zanna Van Dunning-Kruger

    Thanks to all the clever and funny Tattlers for their thread suggestions including @peekachu @martaS among others, however this title was inspired by @Dotherighthing who rightly pointed out that Zanna is the Dunning-Kruger effect personified. In true Zanna fashion, I have copy / pasted the...
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    Zanna Van Dijk #21 Girlbossing her 'menty b' & blocking anyone who doesn't agree

    Thanks to @littlewonder for the thread suggestion Hey you wholesome humans! Been a HOT minute since I've been on to create a new thread! Life has been CrAzY 🤪 people have been asking me to do some work, but guys, sometimes you just need to push back and say no! I wrote a little note to myself...
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    Zanna Van Dijk #20 World's tallest carbon footprint

    Thanks to @Crypticqueenie for the title inspiration. Ok, HUNS, this is my first attempt at making a new thread so if you could support me and show me some love I'd be really grateful. I just need you to know, that even though I've managed to prepare this new thread, please don't expect...
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    Zanna van Dijk #19 Is A&E an abbreviation for Attention & Engagement?

    new thread! thanks to @peekachu for the most liked post of the thread, I edited it slightly to make it more title-y the title references Zanna’s trip to A&E shortly before her 30th birthday due to a sudden mental health crisis. She’s shared a photo of Ant grinning by the A&E sign for the...
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    Zanna van Dijk #18 Insufferable

    Thanks to @littlewonder for the thread title. The previous thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/zanna-van-dijk-17-critically-low-iron-levels-critically-short-boyfriend-critically-dim.30419/ She’s mostly been going on holiday and is now a rock climbing expert and a financial expert, with...
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    Zanna van Dijk #17 Critically low iron levels, critically short boyfriend, critically dim.

    New thread! Credit to LittleBluebird for the title! Anyone want to do a round up?
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    Zanna van Dijk #16 Her teeth sure do glow, won’t mention the war unless her engagement is low

    Time stamp: 5:23am Hey guys! Zannnnnnna here again! It’s been a whole three months since I’ve updated here and as you’ve probably seen, a LOT has happened in the world. The most important thing is of course that me and my Dad finally got to go on our DREAM HoLIDaY✨✨ I know I go on holiday...
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    Zanna van Dijk #15 Gives financial advice & says to invest, but doesn’t even own the #gifted ‘nest’ 🙃

    Hi guys! Just Zanny Zanna here checking in. I’ve been up since 5am working hard while you’ve been asleep. I’m just so super productive! Made sure to get my work out in this morning by driving to an expensive local gym, sometimes you’ve just got to mix it up ya’know and my home gym is quite small...
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    Zanna van Dijk #14 producing 9000kg of carbon per year, botoxing her face from ear to ear

    Thread title courtesy of @Greencatfysh 🙌 I adjusted the kilograms slightly to be more accurate of our zannychops Not much to report on but here's a recap: Little miss eco warrior is still super sustainable, it doesn't matter that she goes on dozens of flights a year and ripped out perfectly...
  21. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #13 new teeth, new face and her sustainability vanishing without a trace.

    Thanks to @Javman for the title suggestion 💕💕💕 Anyone cares to add a TLDR?
  22. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #12 Can't use google and only decorate with my designer's approval

    Hello my beautiful nuggets. Welcome to a new Zambolina thread. Title by @CalatheaLater - thank you babes ♥ Not many things has changed since the last time but a few things worth noting are: - Zanna seems to have several designer bags, out of the sudden but hasn't done an unboxing vid for any...
  23. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #11 Never-ending panelling fest. Vanity project at the Surrey nest

    Hello my beautiful nuggets :rolleyes: Welcome to Rosanna "Zambia Zamboni" van Dick thread number 11. She's worked hard to help us get here. Recap: - wakes up at 5am most days which makes most normal followers feel bad about themselves; - keeps cooking the living shit out of any veggies she can...
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    Zanna van Dijk #10 wicker baskets galore, the BlandNest ain't done yet ol JoJo's got more

    Thread 10, thank you to @peanutbuttercupp11 for the thread title (it was a bit too long so I had to edit it, sorry) Feel free to recap the previous thread below
  25. martaS

    Zanna van Dijk #9 GiftedNest snagging, won't stop bragging, content's really lagging

    Thread title courtesy of: peanutbuttercupp11 Original title as follows: Zambia van Dickhead #9: GiftedNest snagging, won't stop bragging, content's really lagging Apologies for the edit but I think you ought to have the person's real name plus "Dickhead" would have been censored