Zanna Van Dijk #31 Zanna Van Munchausen, benign heart murmur survivor

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He's a bit of a mystery. Apparently he's helped thousands of women lose weight. Has nearly 50k followers but many posts only have about 10 likes.
 
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let’s give her the benefit of the doubt that once a year she does a climbing tour abroad with this fella 👀 this year, back injury, no climbing.

So on what planet would you still go and basically have a couples holiday with him whilst your husband is at home?! What husband would be chill with his and hers sunset cocktails after a day swimming together at the beach?!
Wild.
 
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That is weird as duck. I have male friends that occasionally I might go for a run with, for example, but a bleeping HOLIDAY?! I have literally never met one other couple of my life who would think this was normal. Not one.
 
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let’s give her the benefit of the doubt that once a year she does a climbing tour abroad with this fella 👀 this year, back injury, no climbing.

So on what planet would you still go and basically have a couples holiday with him whilst your husband is at home?! What husband would be chill with his and hers sunset cocktails after a day swimming together at the beach?!
Wild.
She‘ll probably climb him
 
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That is weird as duck. I have male friends that occasionally I might go for a run with, for example, but a bleeping HOLIDAY?! I have literally never met one other couple of my life who would think this was normal. Not one.
i often wonder what her parents think of all of all this carry on.
 
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yet again she claims it’s her first hike since [her life changing spinal injury] with some sort of elevation 🫣 forgot your getaway to Scotland? why does she keep acknowledging these weird false milestones?!

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That is weird as duck. I have male friends that occasionally I might go for a run with, for example, but a bleeping HOLIDAY?! I have literally never met one other couple of my life who would think this was normal. Not one.
I was ready to defend this as I have a (married) male bestie and we go on long weekends together sometimes which I get is unusual for some but he is like a brother, no vibes at all. She is absolutely giddy with this Max guy, it's giving me second hand embarrassment watching. Defo weird.
 
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Hiking with ladders and chains and a spinal injury?
She should either say what her supposed injury is or stop claiming to have one.
 
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New thread!

anyone want to recap?
Thanks for the new thread and title 👍🏼
So, this has been a CrAzY time for the gal but (and as her tattoo tells us so it must be true) she is
R E S I L I E N T 🤨
In fact, she is so resilient that she has managed to overcome many non existent ailments since the last thread.
Hamstring. Didn't happen
Heart murmur. Benign.
And an as yet undisclosed 'spinal injury'.
Luckily, these 'conditions' haven't stopped her doing anything that 'brings her joy'. She can still jump around and dance at day raves, dress like a 13 year old boy in jean shorts and catch numerous flights to go on unnecessary solo holidays.
As we type, she is currently on another romantic holiday with her sleazy crush, Max, while her short king stays at home to care for the cat that despises her.
She is now a swimming/ reformer pilates princess and practices standing up from a sitting position.
Recovery is HARD, OK? And recovering from a non existent condition is even harder.
Essentially, nothing has changed. Her days are still empty voids as she scratches around for things to post.
Tattoo removal. Brunch. Exercise. Smug inedible looking food. The 'Charlie the plant 🪴 ' story was a particular low.
She won't say what the 'injury' is (which is of course her right) but she needs to stop implying that it's serious and that it limits her in any way.
Sorry for the dull update but that's what we're dealing with.🙄
 
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Is she still posting like she is away?? I am Zanna blocked but Tally just posted than Zan and MLT have come to visit her new house
 
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Yes having her last meal with Max in Cassis 25mins ago but actually in Tally’s house real time. Hope her injury holds up on the house tour now she is back in the UK - watch that stair climb
A house tour with Tally doesn’t suit Zannas aesthetic….
 
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Yeah what’s that all about. How is she in France but at Steph’s yesterday and Tally’s today?!
 
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