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Buys a Salomon running vest when there's a little British company that makes them for a fraction of the price... But will beg for people to buy her overpriced swimwear to support local small businesses.
And no, Zannax, admitting you're a running/wellness wanker doesn't make you any less of a real wanker.
And no, Zannax, admitting you're a running/wellness wanker doesn't make you any less of a real wanker.
@ChampagneBox thank you for the new thread!
The title, * chefs kiss *, succinct, accurate and manages to capture the very essence of the tallest woman on Instagram.
A quick summary for any newbies since the last thread...
She has been a busy gal. Like super duper busy! No, not with anything as mundane as work, no! She has been busy going on holiday! Yes, lots and lots and lots of lovely holidays. We're talking long haul 'once in a lifetime' type destinations. Well, once in a lifetime for mere working mortals like us that is.
However, Zanna can regularly go to these once in a lifetime destinations because has more lives than Bella. Bella is her cat. Zanna pretends to love Bella despite never being in the same country as her. Bella is wonderfully ambivalent towards zanna.
Bella is a secret Tattler.
She hired an assistant to help with her heavy workload. I know, I know
bear with...
As luck would have it, she managed to find someone called Emily Assistant?! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? The luckyslave assistant now spends her days flogging Zannas old clothes on Vinted.
What's that?? Vintage? High end one off pieces I hear you ask? No, think more mass produced New Look and used thong body suits
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Zanna has continued in her quest to pay for nothing in her life and can regularly be found shilling any old shite that people are stupid enough to gift to her.
Toothbrushes, 'Work stations' and now hiking gear.
She is training for a half marathon! Well, we say half marathon but actually it's just a 13 mile race. Well, we say race, it's actually not even a race, just a long run with her mates.
She had another iron infusion because her body is adverse to over exercising and her poor diet, who knew? She has continued with her heavily discounted tattoo removal, sound baths, rock climbing lessons, facials, botox, brunches, pretty much anything to avoid working.
Finally, a little wobble occurred when she found out something that we had all known for a long while.
She discovered that people don't like her, that they 'silently consume' her content and she is worried that she is irrelevant and replaceable because of the new kids on theTik Tok block.
Luckily there are a group of Zanna clones that follow her around like the pied piper who were quick to reassure her that she is amazing and sent her flowers and a card.
Phew, it came dangerously close to reaching for the red crayon for a minute there...
The title, * chefs kiss *, succinct, accurate and manages to capture the very essence of the tallest woman on Instagram.
A quick summary for any newbies since the last thread...
She has been a busy gal. Like super duper busy! No, not with anything as mundane as work, no! She has been busy going on holiday! Yes, lots and lots and lots of lovely holidays. We're talking long haul 'once in a lifetime' type destinations. Well, once in a lifetime for mere working mortals like us that is.
However, Zanna can regularly go to these once in a lifetime destinations because has more lives than Bella. Bella is her cat. Zanna pretends to love Bella despite never being in the same country as her. Bella is wonderfully ambivalent towards zanna.
Bella is a secret Tattler.
She hired an assistant to help with her heavy workload. I know, I know
bear with...As luck would have it, she managed to find someone called Emily Assistant?! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? The lucky
What's that?? Vintage? High end one off pieces I hear you ask? No, think more mass produced New Look and used thong body suits
.Zanna has continued in her quest to pay for nothing in her life and can regularly be found shilling any old shite that people are stupid enough to gift to her.
Toothbrushes, 'Work stations' and now hiking gear.
She is training for a half marathon! Well, we say half marathon but actually it's just a 13 mile race. Well, we say race, it's actually not even a race, just a long run with her mates.
She had another iron infusion because her body is adverse to over exercising and her poor diet, who knew? She has continued with her heavily discounted tattoo removal, sound baths, rock climbing lessons, facials, botox, brunches, pretty much anything to avoid working.
Finally, a little wobble occurred when she found out something that we had all known for a long while.
She discovered that people don't like her, that they 'silently consume' her content and she is worried that she is irrelevant and replaceable because of the new kids on theTik Tok block.
Luckily there are a group of Zanna clones that follow her around like the pied piper who were quick to reassure her that she is amazing and sent her flowers and a card.
Phew, it came dangerously close to reaching for the red crayon for a minute there...
This is some elite history of recent thread titles lads, well done everyone 
@ChampagneBox thank you for the new thread!
The title, * chefs kiss *, succinct, accurate and manages to capture the very essence of the tallest woman on Instagram.
A quick summary for any newbies since the last thread...
She has been a busy gal. Like super duper busy! No, not with anything as mundane as work, no! She has been busy going on holiday! Yes, lots and lots and lots of lovely holidays. We're talking long haul 'once in a lifetime' type destinations. Well, once in a lifetime for mere working mortals like us that is.
However, Zanna can regularly go to these once in a lifetime destinations because has more lives than Bella. Bella is her cat. Zanna pretends to love Bella despite never being in the same country as her. Bella is wonderfully ambivalent towards zanna.
Bella is a secret Tattler.
She hired an assistant to help with her heavy workload. I know, I know
As luck would have it, she managed to find someone called Emily Assistant?! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? The luckyslaveassistant now spends her days flogging Zannas old clothes on Vinted.
What's that?? Vintage? High end one off pieces I hear you ask? No, think more mass produced New Look and used thong body suits
Zanna has continued in her quest to pay for nothing in her life and can regularly be found shilling any old shite that people are stupid enough to gift to her.
Toothbrushes, 'Work stations' and now hiking gear.
She is training for a half marathon! Well, we say half marathon but actually it's just a 13 mile race. Well, we say race, it's actually not even a race, just a long run with her mates.
She had another iron infusion because her body is adverse to over exercising and her poor diet, who knew? She has continued with her heavily discounted tattoo removal, sound baths, rock climbing lessons, facials, botox, brunches, pretty much anything to avoid working.
Finally, a little wobble occurred when she found out something that we had all known for a long while.
She discovered that people don't like her, that they 'silently consume' her content and she is worried that she is irrelevant and replaceable because of the new kids on theTik Tok block.
Luckily there are a group of Zanna clones that follow her around like the pied piper who were quick to reassure her that she is amazing and sent her flowers and a card.
Phew, it came dangerously close to reaching for the red crayon for a minute there...
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She is such a waster. Decides to run a half marathon so has to buy loads of gear and start drinking potions. She’s so angling for a free place just like hazelnut did. Also how is this not curated content?
God I hope when they’re doing the next deer cull in Bushy Park they don’t mistake her Bambi legs for one and accidentally take her out.
God I hope when they’re doing the next deer cull in Bushy Park they don’t mistake her Bambi legs for one and accidentally take her out.
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Running vest for a 5k park run 
Jesus wept 
Wanker is the name!
The magic duo - Surrey wanker and banker
Jesus wept Wanker is the name!The magic duo - Surrey wanker and banker
My husband has done a half marathon in the sense that he went for a long run one day, realised he had it in him and managed to get to 13 miles (to me this is the same as Zanna just doing a half with her friends). He required no additional purchases of clothing or equipment, he had the same running gear on as normal, and just needed to do a lot more cooling down and recovery afterwardsShe is such a waster. Decides to run a half marathon so has to buy loads of gear and start drinking potions. She’s so angling for a free place just like hazelnut did. Also how is this not curated content?
God I hope when they’re doing the next deer cull in Bushy Park they don’t mistake her Bambi legs for one and accidentally take her out.
my point is if you can do this sort of thing without always buying more and more stuff. Just pick a quiet Sunday and go for a long run and feel proud of yourself.
She’s the epitome of all the gear and no idea
The titles are all so good, I particularly like the Hike one great update - if you didn’t know who she was you’d think it was a huge exaggeration… sadly it’s not!
The running content really annoys me - I’ve run over 30 marathons, I did 18 miles with a friend on Sunday as we have another one coming up soon. I don’t feel the need to bang on about it - I don’t even own one of those running vests she’s just got. They’re a fairly new invention - how did she think we coped in the 90s (when I first started running) without Strava, headphones you could run in, tech gear, backpacks etc? She would never have coped
great update - if you didn’t know who she was you’d think it was a huge exaggeration… sadly it’s not!The running content really annoys me - I’ve run over 30 marathons, I did 18 miles with a friend on Sunday as we have another one coming up soon. I don’t feel the need to bang on about it - I don’t even own one of those running vests she’s just got. They’re a fairly new invention - how did she think we coped in the 90s (when I first started running) without Strava, headphones you could run in, tech gear, backpacks etc? She would never have coped
Oh Zanna, what are you like eh?! Absolutely hilarious 
About as much sex appeal as a rotting plank of wood.
About as much sex appeal as a rotting plank of wood.
My cat is also called Bella and she really is a Tattler.
Yawn. Bloody give up the ads and buy the cunting stuff yourself. Sick of seeing this and you can afford it unlike all of those you’re trying to push it on. Go away.
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Out comes the bony vag again.Oh Zanna, what are you like eh?! Absolutely hilarious
About as much sex appeal as a rotting plank of wood.
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That picture!! At first glance I thought it was a still from that Steve Coogan Jimmy Saville dramaShe is such a waster. Decides to run a half marathon so has to buy loads of gear and start drinking potions. She’s so angling for a free place just like hazelnut did. Also how is this not curated content?
God I hope when they’re doing the next deer cull in Bushy Park they don’t mistake her Bambi legs for one and accidentally take her out.
Hoping her new dentist sees it?Oh Zanna, what are you like eh?! Absolutely hilarious
About as much sex appeal as a rotting plank of wood.
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Maybe the criminally good looking dentist can sort out her criminally awful dentures 
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