zanna van dijk : Most liked Posts

Next thread title suggestion: Zanna Van Dijk #6 - deleting Instagram comments is what I do, haven't you heard I'm 6 foot 2.

KM857 said:

I just can’t get my head around the photo outside A&E. It is literally an ‘accident’ and ‘emergency’ dept. It is intended for people who are acutely unwell, in severe pain, experiencing a mental health crisis etc. If you have time to get your partner to pose and smile outside the hospital sign for a photo then that tells me you probably shouldn’t have been there. She could have seen a dr the same day with her private medical insurance. But also, why the actual fuck is Ant agreeing to take a photo?? If my partner was so unwell we had to go to A&E then there’s no way I would be stoping and smiling for a photo.

Click to expand...

Clearly Zanna thought A&E is an abbreviation for Attention and Engagement..

Well I cracked. Oops. I’m a long time follower of Zannas. And then met her when we were on our big UK/Europe trip last year. I also helped her with lots of tips when she came to NZ. I thought she was so lovely and down to earth. But the last year, what the actual fuck. From the outside looking in, it’s pretty terrible to see her live the life she is living when this is taking a toll on her people and country.

Hi.... Long time tattler lurker

I first met Zanna whilst at uni in Sheffield and only in recent years I've noticed friends follow her. I've checked in every now and again on here and on her profile to see what she is about now. All I can say is wow, she wasn't pleasant then and has only gone downhill further.

The reason I've finally decided to post on here to showcase/expose her "hikes" this weekend. Being local we walk in the peak district on a weekly basis, but when I saw her "hikes" this week I died inside a little. I can't believe she is seriously hyping these up and feel I need to expose how misleading she is all for just a photo opportunity

Hike 1... Bamford Edge... 10 min walk from where they would have parked the car.
Hike 2... Mam Tor... Credit it's about a 3-5km loop and uphill, but the WORST place to visit, it's usually heaving and as someone who says they care for the environment. Mam Tor and the Great Ridge and the surrounding environment and ecosystems has been seriously damaged by the number of "hikers' over recent years
Hike 3... Winnats Pass, the most polluted place in the Peaks and not even a 5min uphill walk from the carpark.
Hike 4... Curbar Edge.. 2 min walk from the he carpark.

If anyone does want some real peak district reccs I'm more than happy to provide a real travel guide!

Hi guys! Just Zanny Zanna here checking in. I’ve been up since 5am working hard while you’ve been asleep. I’m just so super productive! Made sure to get my work out in this morning by driving to an expensive local gym, sometimes you’ve just got to mix it up ya’know and my home gym is quite small (which is funny because I’m so tall!).


Like you all, I’m finding Winter so tough… It’s been at least a week since I’ve been on holiday and I’ve been working so hard I’ve been thinking about a weekend break away as I really deserve it. If you have any suggestions that are perfect for a tall girl please let me know, especially if you’re a brand and would like to gift me the stay. It’s great exposure and I’d love to do you that favour.

This morning I’ve been working really hard. I’ve filmed myself looking at the Daily Mail and Tattle from behind my laptop so that it looks like I’m working hard. I’ve also moved from my dining-room, to my sitting-room, to my other sitting-room because although I do have a study, I’m just sooooo random and I love the change in scenery! Plus moving around the house is a great way to stretch my really long legs.

I’ve been thinking a lot recently about how to tackle my ageing followers and the fact my engagement is going down, so I’ve decided to become a financial expert! (A very tall one).


I gather I’m so inspiring living in the Gifted Nest that I’d love to help all you gals out to show how I’ve done it. Only problem is I don’t actually own it and I live here mortgage free thanks to Teeny-Tiny-Ant (have I mentioned that I’m so tall I need to be careful not to step on him because he’s just so tiny?!). So I’ve decided to do undisclosed adverts for a financial investment company that I don’t really know much about. It doesn’t matter though because I’m now an expert thanks to the my degree at Google University.

Anyway please send me a message with any other suggestions you might have on what content I can make for you! I can’t think of anything myself. In the mean time here’s another reel of me showing just how much taller I am then Ant, because I really don’t care about it and just want you to know I don’t care about being taller than him. It’s so annoying how much people mention how tall I am when I never do.

Anyway, I’ve got a zoom meeting to film myself on now, so I’ll be back later!

Thanks to @littlewonder for the thread title

GUYS.

Just wanted to drop a few lines here and give kudos to myself for surviving an all-expenses paid (by my rich boyfriend) trip to paradise on Earth, where I did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to worry about a single thing, including that pesky little thing peasants call a job. Like, I could have stayed there for another month, year, life and nothing would have happened because my entire existence is completely inconsequential and the only living being that'd miss me would probably be Jojo, since she'd stop sucking money off me (Ant, really) for filling our (his) house with cheap tat. My cat hates me, my parents can't stand me anymore, my sibling hates that I share EVERYTHING online and wants to be private (what a bore). My friends despise me because all I can do is brag about being so tall and thin and get botox. Okay, maybe tiny minuscule Ant would miss me, he would not be able to reach the granola I've put on the top shelf without me. And he might need to get a dominatrix for his weird kink where he enjoys being publicly humiliated.

ANYHOOOOO (insert weird hand motions that I think are quirky in a cute way but make me look like a drunken racoon). So proud of myself. Like, how was I able to cope with having two weeks of absolute paradise and holidaying and seeing MY FAVORITE SHARK? I just... I can't even tell you how proud I am of myself, how happy I am to be this STRONG human, no professional help at all in two weeks. I had some wobbles, but luckily I am so tall, nobody noticed them.

I hope you have a bloomin' beautiful day.

Love,

Zanna "Cuntiest Wanker" Van DICK.

Also - she needs to get whoever touches up her photos to be a bit more consistent - which is it, cleavage or abs??

Honestly if that cat sits still long enough it will be ‘panelled’

It's taking her a long time to make up the questions for her "ask me anything" isn't it?

I'm going to have a guess there will be:-

Q. Do you have a date planned for the wedding?
A. We're hoping to fit it in next year as I've got a lot of holidays to fit in and need to give myself some time to blag as many freebies as possible first.

Q. How does it feel being engaged? Love the ring by the way
A. It feels just the same as before really because I'm not like other girls! I would have been just as happy not having any ring at all !

Q. I was thinking of going for a hike somewhere. Do you have any guides?
A. Yes!! I've got tons of guides on my website that I've copy and pasted that no-one wants and no-one ever reads! Enjoy!

Q. How's your mental health lately?
A. This is by far my most asked question. I'd love to say that everything is all back to normal, but there's still sooo much crazy going on in the old noggin. I'm definitely not through this and I will definitely be playing on it when I feel the need for sympathy and attention.

Time stamp: 5:23am

Hey guys! Zannnnnnna here again!

It’s been a whole three months since I’ve updated here and as you’ve probably seen, a LOT has happened in the world.

The most important thing is of course that me and my Dad finally got to go on our DREAM HoLIDaY I know I go on holiday literally every weekend, but this was different guys. This one gave me DREAM insta content of cute animals and my long body in the same shot. Perfect! *cheff kiss* I even managed to claim costs back by getting my Dad to take photos of me in Stay Wealthy Swim so it was actually a work trip!

Oh I’ve just realised I’ve gone about 100 words without mentioning it, but FYI I’m SUPER tall. And not at all hung up about that.

Oh. My. GOD! you guys I can’t tell you just how incredible it was. I’m so glad that I got to go and show off to you guys just how: a) rich I am b) annoying I am c) tall I am and d) privileged I am that I can ignore a literal war in Europe that’s displaced over 2 million people and counting while seeing my fave shark hahaha.


Back to my virtue signalling: It’s actually quite annoying. I came home full of beans because I’ve been having a rest from exercise (it only counts if you’re in a gym gals!) and everyones upset with me. Just because I haven’t mentioned how distressing it is that childrens hospitals are getting bombed.

I did use my platform to help someone though as I’m such a humble person. I raised money for a middle aged white man who can afford a spenny £10K holiday plus all the diving trips before that to do this holiday who idiotically decided he was invincible and didn’t need to buy £7 holiday insurance. I don’t get it. I thought everyone only helped people they knew rather than trying to better the world in general :S Not sure why everyone is so mad at me, he’s 60 yet still not actually dead in a retirement home! He deserves our recognition.

I am providing a wholesome service for my loyal followers. I’m a safe space to avoid anything mildly upsetting happening in the world because by watching my stories you can see how having money gives you the privilege to not worry about silly things like nuclear war and a major cost of living crisis.

Plus as you know I was on an A.MAZ.INGGGG holiday and tbh I didn’t want the news to get in the way of my bloomin’ incredible content for you guys! Telling you how to help the people who’ve lost their whole worlds would have spoiled the vibe I was going for. It’s not perfect dream holiday vibes now is it?

And you shouldn’t be coming to me for news anyway as I know nothing about Ukraine or Russia.

Anyway now I’ve shared a donation link you all saw two weeks ago, here’s an ad about Crypto currency that I also know absolutely nothing about. It’s okay to post this to you guys though, and give my opinion because I’m getting paid to do it. And that’s really all I care about

*jumps into a new outfit* I’m so tall!! And quirky!

So anyway this has taken me about ten minutes to write so that’s my whole work day done! I need to spend the rest of the day eating brunch at a London cafe, catching up with someone who has a load of followers as I’m only “friends” with people who can give me something in return. I might also give some thought to the fact I don’t want children and how I can monetise that. If you have any ideas let me know!

Plus these holidays aren’t going to book themselves are they?! Tall Gal Checking Out!

Credit to @thatdeafcow for the title!

The world’s tallest carbon footprint gets my vote, it is absolutely hilarious

Lol how relevant to her latest question box...

@Cazza81 I love "entitled freeloader" it inspires me to submit an early thread title idea

Zanna Van Dijk #23 Buckle up for the confessions of an entitled freeloader

Lpea said:

If it's not already said, why are we not calling little Ant 'Shetland Tony'?

Click to expand...

Or.. My Little Tony?

Okay, so I’ve never posted here before (long term lurker), but I couldn’t not post this.

I discovered the other week that Zanna had blocked me from her personal and home account. I haven’t followed or engaged with her account for ages, and all I can think of to ‘justify’ my blocking is that I commented on her infamous #loveislove reel from months ago - I basically said that she was co-opting a hashtag for same sex couples, and that as a couple of straight, cis, white, slim, able-bodied people, the hashtag was not for them.

Like I say, this was MONTHS before the blocking.

I have a separate house account, so I have a wee snoop on her accounts every now and again from that account. Today I sent her most recent “I’m tall, my boyfriend is not, I am OPPRESSED” reel to my wife.

She couldn’t see the post however because turns out she is blocked (from both Zanna’s personal and the Gifted Nest account). She has never followed or engaged with Zanna’s accounts. EVER. So Zanna has gone through my account, found my wife’s account through a post I tagged her in, and blocked her from both accounts.

The actual fuck?! I pity her.

Wow. Never posted before but a long-time reader. Today's Maldives post has pushed me over the edge. How insensitive can one person be? As others have said, she can't seem to spend one moment at home and hasn't seemed to obey a single lockdown rule, while the rest of us non-millionaires stay at home. I really feel like sending her a message - she acts like she's had a really tough time during lockdown (boo hoo) yet others are suicidal, have suffered major bereavements, traumas, job losses etc etc. For me, My Dad died unexpectedly in June and had to have a heavily reduced funeral, I have been unable to grieve properly due to obeying lockdown rules so not seeing friends and family, I've had 2 further bereavements, my wedding postponed and major job changes- and some people have had it far worse than me. Zanna is a self-entitled narcissist and I will most certainly be following her advice and unfollowing.

martaS said:

The irony!

Click to expand...

Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK

Thanks to @Crypticqueenie for the title inspiration.

Ok, HUNS, this is my first attempt at making a new thread so if you could support me and show me some love I'd be really grateful.

I just need you to know, that even though I've managed to prepare this new thread, please don't expect this sort of level of content all the time, I just cannot commit to this kind of thing long term, you know? STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME!

Where was I? Oh yes, it just means a lot to me that you keep supporting me, because by giving me lots of attention enables me to do all the things that I do like!! Not boring stuff like work, nooo! The good stuff! The gigs, the holidays, the freebies, the endless brunches, all that kind of stuff that you can't do because you have boring stuffy jobs and commitments

So, erm, yeah, show this gal some support please, because otherwise I'll just get very passive aggressive and have a cry about it, and that's not very wholesome now, is it...