Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

[martaS]

Thread title courtesy of AlexandraHamilton

Zanna has been very busy past few months:
- squeezing in as many air miles as it's possible;
- attending her friends weddings in matronly dresses and trying to be goofy in wedding pics;
- trying on more wedding dresses/the night before dresses/the UK wedding dresses/the take the bins out once you're back from the honeymoon dresses... You get the gist. She's had a dress for months actually, but needs to keep making content
- working with Runna, a running app. and looking really worse for wear since the start of this fruitful relationship;
- avoiding Ant in the run-up to their wedding;
- being hated by Bella, the cat;
- begging for engagement on sponsored content;
- having a wardrobe clearout on VINTED - like every two weeks!
- going on a "holiday of the lifetime", like every other week;
- having her fertility tested and deciding if she wants to have little ponies, I mean, Tonies, I mean, babies;
- overpacking for trips;
- insisting on writing travel guides that no-ne reads;
- launching a new Instagram/business https://www.instagram.com/sheroams.co/

OMG there is s much more but like, who has the time?

Zanna’s (long haul heavy) trip list of 2024 so far, started by icameheretospy, I added the last two:

1. Vietnam
2. Maldives
3. Colombia
4. Mallorca
5. Valencia
6. Mallorca
7. Malaysia & Philippines
8. Scotland
9. Peru
10. Corsica
11. France for Tally's wedding
12. Glastonbury, UK (added here because she made such a fuss about going)

 

[daisychain99]

Thread title courtesy of AlexandraHamilton

Zanna has been very busy past few months:
- squeezing in as many air miles as it's possible;
- attending her friends weddings in matronly dresses and trying to be goofy in wedding pics;
- trying on more wedding dresses/the night before dresses/the UK wedding dresses/the take the bins out once you're back from the honeymoon dresses... You get the gist. She's had a dress for months actually, but needs to keep making content
- working with Runna, a running app. and looking really worse for wear since the start of this fruitful relationship;
- avoiding Ant in the run-up to their wedding;
- being hated by Bella, the cat;
- begging for engagement on sponsored content;
- having a wardrobe clearout on VINTED - like every two weeks!
- going on a "holiday of the lifetime", like every other week;
- having her fertility tested and deciding if she wants to have little ponies, I mean, Tonies, I mean, babies;
- overpacking for trips;
- insisting on writing travel guides that no-ne reads;
- launching a new Instagram/business https://www.instagram.com/sheroams.co/

OMG there is s much more but like, who has the time?

Zanna’s (long haul heavy) trip list of 2024 so far, started by icameheretospy, I added the last two:

1. Vietnam
2. Maldives
3. Colombia
4. Mallorca
5. Valencia
6. Mallorca
7. Malaysia & Philippines
8. Scotland
9. Peru
10. Corsica
11. France for Tally's wedding
12. Glastonbury, UK (added here because she made such a fuss about going)

This list actually makes me sick as everyone else struggles in the cost of living crisis

 

[irunforfun]

This list actually makes me sick as everyone else struggles in the cost of living crisis

Planet earth weeps with you.

 

[peekachu]

A smashing summary @martaS - good idea to include the ever growing list of trips at the beginning of the thread, I dread to think how long it’ll be by the end of the year!

‘Take the bins out once you're back from the honeymoon dresses’

Not long to go now until her birthday and hen do. I have a feeling we’ll need to stock up on red crayons to get through this next thread 🫠

 

[Hc68759]

She’s in Albania now too. Does this bint ever spend a full month in the UK?!

 

[peekachu]

She’s in Albania now too. Does this bint ever spend a full month in the UK?!

She’s allergic to cats and ponies, apparently.
Can only be around them for a few days before needing to head off to another country

 

[icameheretospy]

Still don’t understand the need for her to create a new insta account and then start calling the trips under this name when she still doesn’t organise or plan these trips herself?!

I did notice that her Pakistan trip is NOT with Intrepid (Bhutan still is), but then the Maldives diving trip is a whole ‘nother company.

For all these trips you need to email the travel/tour companies directly, so she or Assistant Emily doesn’t get involved with this part. She basically just shows up… and posts stolen pics off the web as if it were her own

What an outstanding COLLECTIVE of 2k ppl, and the account only follows mother Zanna Can’t be more self centred than that.

If my research doesn’t lie, she has this, the Dolomites AND an Iceland trip all upcoming in the lead up to her wedding…

 

[tam]

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Still don’t understand the need for her to create a new insta account and then start calling the trips under this name when she still doesn’t organise or plan these trips herself?!

I did notice that her Pakistan trip is NOT with Intrepid (Bhutan still is), but then the Maldives diving trip is a whole ‘nother company.

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For all these trips you need to email the travel/tour companies directly, so she or Assistant Emily doesn’t get involved with this part. She basically just shows up… and posts stolen pics off the web as if it were her own

What an outstanding COLLECTIVE of 2k ppl, and the account only follows mother Zanna Can’t be more self centred than that.

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If my research doesn’t lie, she has this, the Dolomites AND an Iceland trip all upcoming in the lead up to her wedding…

Then she will moan about not having enough time...well maybe dont go on 3 holidays then!

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

With all of that travelling before her wedding my crystal ball tells me we’ll have at least another episode of her crying to camera about how stressed she is and how it’s too hard being a boss babe.
Sound bath will sort her out though, not to worry.

I remembered that she said she wanted to build her glutes in the run up to her wedding, and that she shouldn’t be judged for being vain with that (just that mate?). She obviously changed tact and went with literally running herself ragged instead, I don’t think I’ve seen her do much strength training in her home gym at all. She must be allergic to the idea of eating enough food to sustain muscle gains.

 

[icameheretospy]

Reading news from Mallorca, cannot wait for her wedding weekend

 

[icameheretospy]

Oh are we getting a glimpse of the tshirts she spent a year designing?

Another one of her “I CREATED THIS” when other people do the actual job projects. And more clothes?! Of course, need to keep this fast fashion mill going

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

She looks really really thin at the moment - her latest stories her arms looks like they’re about to snap, while she plans on ruining Albania’s clearly quite quiet charm by telling the whole bleeping world about it She’s lost a tonne of weight recently, it doesn’t look good at all. Just really skinny.

 

[InsufferableGiant]

Next year we’ll get “Zannas disordered eating journey” all about how “I looked so happy and beautiful and thin on my wedding day but really I was starving and burnt out and going through 3 red crayons a day”.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

Next year we’ll get “Zannas disordered eating journey” all about how “I looked so happy and beautiful and thin on my wedding day but really I was starving and burnt out and going through 3 red crayons a day”.

3 red crayons a day doesn’t sound good for the environment but then again, Zanna wouldnt give a damn.

 

[CustardPie]

Hair looking thick and luxuriant too ofc

 

[DM Me Hun]

Bloody hell she looks really unwell

 

[yolo123]

Hair looking thick and luxuriant too ofc

Even without captions I bet she’s saying it’s exceed expectations?

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Summit Seeker?
Planet Fucker more like

 

[CustardPie]

Even without captions I bet she’s saying it’s exceed expectations?

She’s claiming that she has discovered Albania hiking in a nutshell. A quick google tells you it really isn’t ’undiscovered’.

 

[Cazza81]

She’s claiming that she has discovered Albania hiking in a nutshell. A quick google tells you it really isn’t ’undiscovered’.

She has no idea how much she embarrasses herself by being so openly unknowledgeable about her so-called passion. If she didn't have such a big ego and instead said "I had no idea" she wouldn't come across as quite so big a knob.