recap:
- she’s been on a billion more getaways and has a billion more planned
- animals are friends, bags and shoes but not food
- thinks she’s qualified to give financial advice so has a new ‘project’ about financial education (tip 1: get a rich banker boyfriend)
- keeps making really awkward TikToks weeks after the trend has died
- still thinks getting up at 5am and over exercising makes her morally superior even though she’s supposed to have ‘critically low’ iron levels that are making her hair fall out - gotta rise n grind though!!!
- deleted her Surrey Nest account after the freebies dried up
- she had a BIG haircut of approximately 1 inch because she is fearless
- she’s really tall and is therefore oppressed
edit: still cooking gross dry stuff, why does this pesto look dusty