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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #302 What in the westborough baptist church is that hair scarf?

    Thread title by @heretoreaditall2019 nominated by @jenny2603 your prize is lots of lemons, there's a surplus apparently. Wiki is the pink button. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread and NO SWEARING in them. We're not allowed. In the last thread: She unveiled the crispy...
  2. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #301 Jack Monroe Cheap and Cheerless

    Thanks to @Marj24 for thread suggestion. Inspired by a weary Mumsnetter who had the misfortune to watch Daily Kitchen Live. Well farewell dear thread 300 😢. Your Vienneta glory will not be forgotten soon. And Jack chose to celebrate it too. She hosted a huuugge meal (for ten) and served...
  3. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

    And let’s face it, Jack’s all faux and no substance. Here we are fraus, thread THREE HUNDRED. Anyone fancy a recap of all of ‘em? Here’s 299: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-299-a-wretched-hive-of-scum-and-villainy.29778/ #🦉🍾
  4. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!

    Yep, that's us apparently! Thread nominated by multiples and created by a squig - thanks squig! I was going to insert (tax-paying) in there but a) it ruins the purity of the squig (stolen as it is from Star Wars) sentiment and also actually I don't earn enough to pay taxes, so it would be a LIE...
  5. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

    I changed one vowel to make it an iota less rude, but excellent thread title by @Griftymcgriftface nominated by @Walkdengirl Sadly The Slop Thickens has already been used way back in #105! If anyone knows how it's quicker to look than just filtering by most liked let me know! Last post...
  6. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.

    Thread title by @People-huv-tae-know kindly nominated by @Griftymcgriftface - nice one lads. Hopefully I've done this right! Quick recap: We had our own Pumble chaos (again) and no one will ever think of wimbledon without singing of the pumble (who is now sentient and lurking on the Threads)...
  7. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free

    Thread title courtesy of @MaineCoonMama nominated by @Sideboard Bob. As a reward you are spared from the annual sacrifice to Pumble. In the last thread: Jack's sentient pumble was unearthed and now we are concerned for the future of humanity. Her weekly meal plan is both helpful and not...
  8. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #295 Yeah I already read that. Didn't inspire much hope in me.

    Thanks to @Smeghead for thread title suggestion. Inspired (or not 🤭) by a squig trying to nail Jack down to what it is she has actually achieved in her *checks notes* ten years of furious campaigning. We now know Mini Cooper kitten was not for life and was just for Christmas. Despite Jack...
  9. OwlRightsReserved

    Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.

    Thread title courtesy of @ThriftStoreLeCreuset; congratulations! Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread titling until the latter stages of the thread. Use the words 'thread title' in your nominations and don't use any bad words. Someone's going to have to summarise the...
  10. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

    Thread title courtesy of @Griftymcgriftface congratulations, you have won an all expenses paid weekend away in the Georgia of your choice! Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread titling until the latter stages of the thread. Use the words 'thread title' in your...
  11. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

    Congrats @Veronicaaa for your thread title, even though it was illegally early. As a consequence you don't get to sample my steampunk fizzy tea. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread title suggestions until the latter half of the thread, use the words 'thread title'...
  12. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

    Congratulations to @Griftymcgriftface for the thread title 🎉 you get an Oliver Bonas meal planner, as does the squiggle. Jack spends hours on her meal plans but goes maverick with her actual ‘meals’ of ‘Yuck Muck Oats’, ‘Light A Match Soup’, and ‘I’m Going To Huff and Puff That Greasy Raw Pie...
  13. Switchstreetz

    Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.

    Well, it seems to have quietened down a little so here's a new thread before the next inevitable tweet storm. Cannot believe that title actually fit, well done @TurnedUpInTipp for the words and @jenny2603 for the nom. Your prize is a mini egg wrapped in tin foil. No not each, one between you...
  14. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #289 I see that Jack Monroe is doing her attention seeking thang again. Tiresome.

    Thanks to @Brian Butterfield for thread suggestion title. Inspired by an exasperated Squig's tweet. We salute you anonymous comrade. We are all still reeling in the aftermath of Jack's shopping expedition. I hear you. But hold firm dear ninnies. This too shall pass. Highlights from the last...
  15. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

    Welcome to yet another new thread! congratulations to @MsGilmore for the words to and @Brian Butterfield for nominating them! 🙌🏻 In the last thread, there was a lot of chaos and confusion. Would anyone like to recap please? All I can remember is that Owen Jones is not a murderer. For any...
  16. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #287 Blender Critical

    Welcome to the new thread! Congratulations to @Pocahontas for the thread title. Special mention to @Adayinthelife and @Griftymcgriftface for the other thread title which I am avoiding Jackbaitdrama by not using but it was VERY good. Recap to follow when I find the pro-forma ✅ . Starting new...
  17. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #286 And all because the Tory lady liked a tax tweet

    Welcome to the new thread! Congratulations to @Jelly Bean for the words and @Brian Butterfield for the nomination! 🥳 In the last thread, absolute chaos. Record breaking numbers of tweets in a day, pile-ons, horrifically triggering words from Jack. If anyone can manage a recap I think we will...
  18. Into_the_tunnel

    Jack Monroe #285 Please handle your white male saviours

    Thread title by Media Diversified Nominated by @Powershower Wowser. No Words. Well, there have been lots of them ~actually~. Jack has updated her blog to make pasta shapes on the floor and generally be mean. She has been tweeting endlessly all day, is simultaneously exhausted from all the non...
  19. Switchstreetz

    Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe

    Thread title by @Orphan_Black Nomination by @Brian Butterfield In the previous thread, we were all collectively still reeling from Jack admitting she hasn't paid her taxes. She started a fight over pasta with some horrid little chap named Kevin. The lights are OFF The begging bowl is OUT The...
  20. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back

    Title by @Ostapbender Nominated by returning champion @Brian Butterfield Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please, mystical sky daddy is watching. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.
  21. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #282 Cumin: 2p, onions: 8p, fingernail dirt: priceless

    Title by @Unfluencer Please remember no thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.
  22. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #281 OH who cares?

    Title by @Emmapism Please remember no thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and add ‘thread title’not ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.
  23. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

    Title by @People-huv-tae-know Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.
  24. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #279 If Jack withdrew her labour, who would notice?

    Title by @MancBee Nominated by @Walkdengirl Please remember no thread title noms until the tail end of the thread (after page 35, 750 posts-ish) and to add ‘thread title nomination’ or ‘thread title’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.
  25. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #278 Pet Semetary in a backpack

    Title by @Smeghead Nominated by more people than moved carriages not to sit next to Jack on the train. Please remember no thread title noms until the tail end of the thread (after page 35/post 750ish) and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is...