Thanks to @Brian Butterfield for thread suggestion title. Inspired by an exasperated Squig's tweet. We salute you anonymous comrade.
We are all still reeling in the aftermath of Jack's shopping expedition. I hear you. But hold firm dear ninnies. This too shall pass.
Highlights from the last thread:
* Another delightful meander down memory lane from Jack involving grandparents. (I've lost track of how many she had and where they all lived ffs. I'm sure we're up to about eight now). Anyway this latest grandparental had a guest house, and a highly endearing and loveable trait of his was to liberally sprinkle fagash over guests breakfasts. How they all hooted and fizzed at his jolly japes.
Jack now wants to follow his example. She has a dream. A modest dream. She too would like a guest house by the sea. But oh no! A big fly in the ointment. The pressures of singlehandedly stopping The Poverty and Bringing Down The Government means that cruel mistress Fate has put a stop to Dunsloppin before it even began
* Jack had lots of people (4) round for dinner. A predictably grim affair judging by the photographic evidence. Some poor blighter was given two portions. What the duck they had done in a previous life to deserve that we may never know.
* Jack brought the government to its knees again by lambasting Jacob Rees Mogg. She is so good at skewering non obvious targets.
* Some nonsense about chocolate cake with a goblin on top she pretended she made and an outrageously photoshopped face
* Her dad wants her to marry Captain Kirk. So much to unpick there. Where do you begin.
We are all still reeling in the aftermath of Jack's shopping expedition. I hear you. But hold firm dear ninnies. This too shall pass.
Highlights from the last thread:
* Another delightful meander down memory lane from Jack involving grandparents. (I've lost track of how many she had and where they all lived ffs. I'm sure we're up to about eight now). Anyway this latest grandparental had a guest house, and a highly endearing and loveable trait of his was to liberally sprinkle fagash over guests breakfasts. How they all hooted and fizzed at his jolly japes.
Jack now wants to follow his example. She has a dream. A modest dream. She too would like a guest house by the sea. But oh no! A big fly in the ointment. The pressures of singlehandedly stopping The Poverty and Bringing Down The Government means that cruel mistress Fate has put a stop to Dunsloppin before it even began
* Jack had lots of people (4) round for dinner. A predictably grim affair judging by the photographic evidence. Some poor blighter was given two portions. What the duck they had done in a previous life to deserve that we may never know.
* Jack brought the government to its knees again by lambasting Jacob Rees Mogg. She is so good at skewering non obvious targets.
* Some nonsense about chocolate cake with a goblin on top she pretended she made and an outrageously photoshopped face
* Her dad wants her to marry Captain Kirk. So much to unpick there. Where do you begin.
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