Thread title courtesy of @MaineCoonMama nominated by @Sideboard Bob. As a reward you are spared from the annual sacrifice to Pumble.
In the last thread:
Jack's sentient pumble was unearthed and now we are concerned for the future of humanity.
Her weekly meal plan is both helpful and not helpful, provides all nutrients and doesn't meet her nutritional requirements. Ok then. With some granular maths I confirmed myself that it does not contain as many portions of fruit and vegetables as she claimed because she has confused counting items with counting portions.
She is now horribly ill with more lies, the lights are potentially going off. Also she made a hideous broccoli risloppo with bollock sausages on top. Is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing, is it?
In the last thread:
Jack's sentient pumble was unearthed and now we are concerned for the future of humanity.
Her weekly meal plan is both helpful and not helpful, provides all nutrients and doesn't meet her nutritional requirements. Ok then. With some granular maths I confirmed myself that it does not contain as many portions of fruit and vegetables as she claimed because she has confused counting items with counting portions.
She is now horribly ill with more lies, the lights are potentially going off. Also she made a hideous broccoli risloppo with bollock sausages on top. Is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing, is it?