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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #327 Three and a half stars on Wikifeet

    Thread title courtesy of @Mr Krabs In the last thread it was confirmed that OH had indeed LEFT and Jack also announced that today would see the fulfilment of a 10-year dream. Various suggestions were made by the canal as to what this could be, but no one guessed the correct answer, which...
  2. Pavlova

    Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands

    Welcome dear ninnies one and all, to thread #326 where a few days and hours is like being in some kind of weird Jack Monroe warped space and time continuum. The thread title was nominated by @Orphan_Black with a brilliant 110 votes. Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week...
  3. Switchstreetz

    Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY

    Title by @Froggies nominated by @hydeist and @Walkdengirl Congratulations! You all win a framed print of Jack's legs against some radioactive foliage and a facetuned sky! I've got Jack's crack team on the case, and your prizes will almost certainly be ready for collection by the year 2344! (We...
  4. Yel

    Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author

    Thread title by the food writer of the year 2022 at the Fortnum awards. Went through pages and pages of most liked with no thread titles and a few of us thought this would be good 😬 but report if I've missed one! Full title: How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the...
  5. Into_the_tunnel

    Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?

    New thread everyone. Thread title suggested by @NomDeGuerre and altered for use by @jenny2603 . Recap in shortened form. 1. Jack went away after posting Coops’ Big Mood. 2. Jack reappeared. 3. Jack has been whisked away on a mini break, apparently to the Netherlands (a city-adjacent break no...
  6. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery

    Thanks to @BlendedSlop and @jenny2603 for the combined brilliance of the thread title suggestion. Your prize of a rancid, sentient Pumble is being softly, gently, anonymously left on your doorsteps as we speak. Last thread recap: Weeeell it is a strange one. Jack has not made a personal...
  7. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

    Thread title words from one of our newest frauen @Lucy Aeroplane nominated by @hellosailorâš“ you both receive a free tour of the Southend Museum of Artillery. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please use 'thread title' in your thread title nominations and no swearing. In the last thread...
  8. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the words and @HotesTilaire and @HansThatDoDishes for nominating. You each get a ride on Big Dave's big gun. That's right, Jack likes big guns and she (still) 'cannot lie'. She proudly posted a candid photo taken of her relaxing next to her dad's cannon...
  9. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor

    Thread title courtesy of @Mr Krabs nominated by @Rekyavikgirl you both get an all-you-can-eat ticket for the slop buffet at Jack's Marxist platinum jubilee street party. New readers please check out the wiki which is the pink button above. For thread title nominations please include the words...
  10. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #318 I lie - for a living!

    Congrats to @Smeghead for the words (part of a Take a Breakathon about Jack’s exciting life) and @Brian Butterfield for nominating. You both win a generous dollop of Jack’s Peasants Pudding trifle, fit for the queen she has mixed feelings for. (vegan version for BB, no excuses!) That’s right...
  11. Brian Butterfield

    Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

    Welcome to thread 317 of our favourite poverty contrepreneur, Jack Monroe! Thread title from Frau @Hunsgraveyard and nominated by mithering ninny @Boyo. I could do a thread recap but I SHAN'T because I am so very TIRED. Send sleepos. Wiki is the pink button at the top for any new lurkers...
  12. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research

    Welcome to a late night new thread. Jack has just started tweeting, after going to bed two hours ago. Our winning title was from a newspaper article and nominated by @Nottonightbabe your prize is a bottle of lemon juice, opened and unrefrigerated BUT it is famous and has been on the BBC News-...
  13. Thank(space)you

    Jack Monroe #315 The man from the mortgage broker, he say No

    Well done to @Shimmering for the thread title suggestion, with 81 likes. You win first pick from Jack's next big sale! In the last thread: Jack claims she spends 30 minutes (10% of her day) on twitter a day, which must be true as she is actually autistic & cannot lie. The canal did some...
  14. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly

    This thread title comes courtesy of a legendary squig, nominated by @HotesTilaire I hope you both have a lovely evening. For new frauen, the wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title nominations must be in the latter half of the thread (over post #500), include the words 'thread title' to...
  15. veryfondoftea

    Jack Monroe #313 You people are weird

    Thread title by squig, nominated by @MistyWindows, squig screenshot by @Veronicaaa. What a collaboration. No idea how to close the other thread down or add all the important info that everybody else does. Helllpppp. Hope I did the thread title right, please feel free to correct if I didn't!
  16. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

    Thread title words by @Nottonightbabe nominated by @Valiofthedolls you both receive a free visit to a literal angel dentist who will caress your cheek and gaze longingly into your eyes. New frauen check out the wiki which is the pink button up top. Thread title nominations only in the latter...
  17. colouredlines

    Jack Monroe #311 Please consider the environment before printing this thread

    Thank (space) you to @Sideboard Bob for the title! You win a lever arch file full of highly relevant emails about whether or not David Cameron is doing a good job as PM. In the last thread, Jack continued to be a raging cunt. Her ever-increasing work weeks (up to 120 hours now) are now mostly...
  18. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!

    Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a guest appearance on Celebrity Pointless! 🎉 (something Jack Morley is too shy and anxious to ever accept) She proudly accepted the campaigner of the year award. She almost gave away her handwritten Manuscript to a poor...
  19. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #309 Is it even an index if it’s not in a lever arch file?

    Congratulations to @MeeShellMahBell for nominating @Orphan_Black ’s words for thread title! 🎉 you each win Jack’s make up artist. You too can look like Dale Winton...
  20. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #308 She's autistic and cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. Baby got Jack.

    Thread title words from @Pocahontas and nominated by @Archduchess of Luxembourg A reminder that if you want to nominate a thread title it has to be in the latter part of the thread, use the words THREAD TITLE in the post and no swearing. This title only got chosen because I have a forensic...
  21. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

    ... She’d be earning plenty in no time. Congrats on the thread title to @Griftymcgriftface 🎉 Sooo, Jack may be feeling the cold chill of no clear direction from 1 Israel Street. She’s also unhappy to discover mean things being said about her on The Other Site Where Mitherers Talk, and needs a...
  22. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

    Here we go again, it’s a new day and a new thread. Congratulations to @Wooh for the thread title words, and to @MaineCoonMama for nominating them! Douze points to Australie! 🎉 You win… Eurovision? Honourable mention to @PuritySpiral who would have won but their nomination was too early...
  23. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

    Welcome to thread 305! Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the title and some unpaid food blogger for the words. You win a forever orangery. In the last thread, Jack continued her legal threats and her detractors refused to back down. If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be...
  24. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

    Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one. Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the...
  25. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #303 The lingering honk of burning martyr..

    Excellent thread title by @Lazarus nominated by @Rekyavikgirl Wiki is the pink button. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread and NO SWEARING in them. We're not allowed. Jack has spent most of the previous thread - quelle surprise - being horrid on twitter. She wrote a...