Welcome to #45 🥂
50 before the season starts?
In the last thread:
Kelly issued a statement
Lando's stalker who knows everyone finds her match
New McLaren looks like highlighters
CSI: Tattle tried to solve the case if Heidi was at the McLaren launch. The investigation result was that it was not...
Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)
What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:
Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and...
According to Tumblrinas, we're no better than Lando's stalker making up stories about his relationship.
Jenson is getting married, Chrltte came back on Instagram with goals written in an unreadable fonts, Squids are on the verge of codependency, still no hints from Heidi.
PS. To all the...
🎶I don't about you, but I'm dreading 22...🎶
Will the wddng take place? Will Jnsn do a Runaway Bride?
Will we have to throw a dildo at the best man's head to save our blvd Jnsn?
#frjnsn
Thread 40 - the one with Lando being 'Insta Boyfriend'
Jnsn still not fr.
Kat single white female-ing Lui.
Possible Elena/ Esteban split?
Australians are quite popular.
Merc George is given good filter.
Sir Lewis has BIG hands.
Seb has small hands 😮
Isa is not great on video.
Speaking...
In Lewis' absence, Charles is slowly turning into him and attends Paris Fashion Week with Cha in two different colours of shoelaces. Lando still hasn't left Dubai and has probably played more golf than professional golf players. We still don't know if Luisa has returned to Portugal, or not...
Right.
We've gone soft, Ninaa's driving is hard.
We've been feeling things.....emotions and stuff.
DR discussions ongoing.
Sharl nearly smiled in a picture.
Sainz Snr still featuring.
Various horny cells including one for Horner.
Daddy Stroll's surprising backside.
The...
Lando and Lu still keep us guessing. Max and Kelly are in Brazil. Cha and Cha are in Cancun. Kat and Pierre are skiing. And still no sign of Lewis and Roscoe 😭. Please continue right here.
New thread - will #24 last till the end of the final race? Kat’s here. Kelly is here, where is Lui? Will Heidi make an appearance? It’s the decider in the desert!
It’s here. The final race of the season - Lewis v Max. Mercedes v Red Bull. The decider in the desert.
It’s the last Mercedes race for Bottas, and George for Williams. We will be saying goodbye to Kimi and Antonio.
* The poll doesn’t include Channel 4 or hosts such as Simon Lazenby, Natalie...
Lights out and away we go for the 23rd thread.
We have barely got over the first Saudi Arabia GP. Lewis and Max are on the same points with one race to go next week!
Here we are! The coveted #22.
As recap: Lui and Lando are madly in love, Kelly is a "lovely lovely" person exuding general piquetness® 😏, in a shock announcement we found out that Lando is moving to Monaco in January 2022 and we wait to see if Lui is also moving with him, as a "new chapter" for...