Formula 1 Wags #45

[buttercupblossom]

Welcome to #45
50 before the season starts?

In the last thread:
Kelly issued a statement
Lando's stalker who knows everyone finds her match
New McLaren looks like highlighters
CSI: Tattle tried to solve the case if Heidi was at the McLaren launch. The investigation result was that it was not Heidi. The foreheads were different.
Squids (plural) got a rebrand to an octopus (singular)
Charlotte tries hard to be an influencer
Luisa has only five poses she shows off in every video
Pubegate 2.0, Charlotte must be thanking gods she no longer has to mind Daniel and Lando

 

[iona.a.smith]

Welcome to #45
50 before the season starts?

In the last thread:
Kelly issued a statement
Lando's stalker who knows everyone finds her match
New McLaren looks like highlighters
CSI: Tattle tried to solve the case if Heidi was at the McLaren launch. The investigation result was that it was not Heidi. The foreheads were different.
Squids (plural) got a rebrand to an octopus (singular)
Charlotte tries hard to be an influencer
Luisa has only five poses she shows off in every video
Pubegate 2.0, Charlotte must be thanking gods she no longer has to mind Daniel and Lando

Lovely lovely lovely - currently silently giggling on a train. Getting weird looks. Welcome to #45 nosey witches…forget #50 before season starts, it will be #50 before the end of the week. We have Valentine’s Day remember…I say #69 (for the obvious lols) before the season starts

 

[imola]

Whichever drivers number is closest to the number of threads when the seasons starts will be WDC
Cheers to 45

 

[iona.a.smith]

Also am I allowed to ask which one is Landos stalker…I feel like there may be a few and I want to be sure as to which bone we are referring to

Whichever drivers number is closest to the number of threads when the seasons starts will be WDC
Cheers to 45

Ok so that rules out our obvious contenders of Max and Lewis, both McLarens and half of Ferrari…but does give George and the other have of Ferrari a good shout

 

[aac_124]

Also am I allowed to ask which one is Landos stalker…I feel like there may be a few and I want to be sure as to which bone we are referring to

Miss cinnamon

 

[monza]

Happy new thread from former McLaren driver, the best Sky F1 presenter, Lando's no. 1 fan and Danny's threesome buddy

 

[iona.a.smith]

Miss cinnamon

Thought that would be the case…

 

[aac_124]

Welcome to #45
50 before the season starts?

In the last thread:
Kelly issued a statement
Lando's stalker who knows everyone finds her match
New McLaren looks like highlighters
CSI: Tattle tried to solve the case if Heidi was at the McLaren launch. The investigation result was that it was not Heidi. The foreheads were different.
Squids (plural) got a rebrand to an octopus (singular)
Charlotte tries hard to be an influencer
Luisa has only five poses she shows off in every video
Pubegate 2.0, Charlotte must be thanking gods she no longer has to mind Daniel and Lando

May I add the Mercedes admin is an angel giving us this gem

Cheers to #45

 

[iona.a.smith]

Happy new thread from former McLaren driver, the best Sky F1 presenter, Lando's no. 1 fan and Danny's threesome buddy

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cnc (was supposed to be iconic but doesn’t really work, there’s too many vowels)

 

[imola]

Ok so that rules out our obvious contenders of Max and Lewis, both McLarens and half of Ferrari…but does give George and the other have of Ferrari a good shout

Yeah I realized it as soon as I wrote it… I feel like this totally worked against myself. Let’s hope it’s something under 50 so it’s still in favor of Lewis and not Carlos
*sorry Carlos lovers but Lewis needs the 8th

 

[iona.a.smith]

Yeah I realized it as soon as I wrote it… I feel like this totally worked against myself. Let’s hope it’s something under 50 so it’s still in favor of Lewis and not Carlos
*sorry Carlos lovers but Lewis needs the 8th

I agree with you he does…but I have the strange suspicion that unless we all simultaneously enter a coma that lasts from between now and the night before qualifying in Bahrain that ain’t happening

 

[Rsmv01]

@monza do you have a catt???!

Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[imola]

I agree with you he does…but I have the strange suspicion that unless we all simultaneously enter a coma that lasts from between now and the night before qualifying in Bahrain that ain’t happening

Well I don’t want any of us in a coma so let’s say Lewis wins regardless

 

[iona.a.smith]

Well I don’t want any of us in a coma so let’s say Lewis wins regardless

We are close enough atm to say that

Half an octopus and his hamster are playing golf (again)

 

[imola]

Half an octopus and his hamster are playing golf (again)

Playing enough golf to turn into a golf club himself
*take that however you want to

 

[Dandree]

 

[monza]

@monza do you have a catt???!

Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

That twitter/tiktok cat was kinda an inspo for the name when for some reason Luisa's/Lando's blue hoodie made me stop lurking and start writing

And then a month later Daniel won and told everyone Monza is the highlight of his career

 

[iona.a.smith]

Playing enough golf to turn into a golf club himself
*take that however you want to

I shall take it 100%at face value.

That cat was kinda an inspo for the name when for some reason Luisa's/Lando's blue hoodie made me stop lurking and start writing
And then a month later Daniel won and told everyone Monza is the highlight of his career

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What a cute little origin story

 

[aac_124]

That cat was kinda an inspo for the name when for some reason Luisa's/Lando's blue hoodie made me stop lurking and start writing
And then a month later Daniel won and told everyone Monza is the highlight of his career

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I’ll never forget the first message I wrote after lurking since about thread 1 when lui posted in landos house

 

[imola]

What tf happened on that tire? There’s so much content from that