Formula 1 Wags #43

[buttercupblossom]

Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)


What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:

Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and Nicky with Sandy posing for life and acting like main character.

Mclaren released merch and it’s questionable

Daniel is back at the factory and should get a restraining order from any hair stylist (update: the restraining order came too late)

It was Pierre’s birthday and Pierre’s girlfriend Katerina didn’t post anything, but his self-proclaimed boyfriend Yuki did and also let us know that it’s his mum’s birthday too. Plot twist, Pierre is Yuki’s mother.

Daniel decided to live by the „you can’t be disappointed if you expect the worst” quote this season.

Arthur Leclerc kissed a pony and earned himself a spot on a few simp lists

Charlotte is officially leaving her spot as Lando’s minder for W Series to mind Caitlyn Jenner

Christian Horner won the Autosport Awards auction and will be touring Mercedes factory. Toto Wolff found shocked.

Michael posted a TikTok with Daniel but Jon is still nowhere to be seen

Lando made everyone watch a bunch of ugly dressed nobodies at Brits red carpet

Lando and Luisa attended Brits but not the Autosport Awards, „Lando missed his chance to hug a celebrity. tragic, but karma for missing autosport” - @Pole er bear.
Lando had a certified Lando moment.

Open on your own responsibility

Spoiler

 

[monza]

HAPPY #43

YES IT'S DUA bleeping LIPA IN THE MIRROR

 

[suzananneboyle]

Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)


What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:

Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and Nicky with Sandy posing for life and acting like main character.

Mclaren released merch and it’s questionable

Daniel is back at the factory and should get a restraining order from any hair stylist

It was Pierre’s birthday and Pierre’s girlfriend Katerina didn’t post anything, but his self-proclaimed boyfriend Yuki did and also let us know that it’s his mum’s birthday too. Plot twist, Pierre is Yuki’s mother.

Daniel decided to live by the „you can’t be disappointed if you expect the worst” quote this season.

Arthur Leclerc kissed a pony and earned himself a spot on a few simp lists

Charlotte is officially leaving her spot as Lando’s minder for W Series to mind Caitlyn Jenner

Christian Horner won the Autosport Awards auction

Michael posted a TikTok with Daniel but Jon is still nowhere to be seen

Lando made everyone watch a bunch of ugly dressed nobodies at Brits red carpet

Lando and Luisa attended Brits but not the Autosport Awards, „Lando missed his chance to hug a celebrity. tragic, but karma for missing autosport” - @Pole er bear.
Lando had a certified Lando moment.

Open on your own responsibility

Spoiler

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Oh this really IS a great summary

 

[vaneln]

full version brits

 

[imola]

Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)


What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:

Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and Nicky with Sandy posing for life and acting like main character.

Mclaren released merch and it’s questionable

Daniel is back at the factory and should get a restraining order from any hair stylist

It was Pierre’s birthday and Pierre’s girlfriend Katerina didn’t post anything, but his self-proclaimed boyfriend Yuki did and also let us know that it’s his mum’s birthday too. Plot twist, Pierre is Yuki’s mother.

Daniel decided to live by the „you can’t be disappointed if you expect the worst” quote this season.

Arthur Leclerc kissed a pony and earned himself a spot on a few simp lists

Charlotte is officially leaving her spot as Lando’s minder for W Series to mind Caitlyn Jenner

Christian Horner won the Autosport Awards auction

Michael posted a TikTok with Daniel but Jon is still nowhere to be seen

Lando made everyone watch a bunch of ugly dressed nobodies at Brits red carpet

Lando and Luisa attended Brits but not the Autosport Awards, „Lando missed his chance to hug a celebrity. tragic, but karma for missing autosport” - @Pole er bear.
Lando had a certified Lando moment.

Open on your own responsibility

Spoiler

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why did i fall for the trap...
well whatever here's to 43 ladies

 

[aac_124]

Here’s to #43 ladies and much more Chaos

 

[iona.a.smith]

Think that summed it up nicely thank you very much


Here’s to #43 nosey witches… we are getting 100 before pre season testing at this rate

 

[kubnikol]

Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)


What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:

Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and Nicky with Sandy posing for life and acting like main character.

Mclaren released merch and it’s questionable

Daniel is back at the factory and should get a restraining order from any hair stylist

It was Pierre’s birthday and Pierre’s girlfriend Katerina didn’t post anything, but his self-proclaimed boyfriend Yuki did and also let us know that it’s his mum’s birthday too. Plot twist, Pierre is Yuki’s mother.

Daniel decided to live by the „you can’t be disappointed if you expect the worst” quote this season.

Arthur Leclerc kissed a pony and earned himself a spot on a few simp lists

Charlotte is officially leaving her spot as Lando’s minder for W Series to mind Caitlyn Jenner

Christian Horner won the Autosport Awards auction

Michael posted a TikTok with Daniel but Jon is still nowhere to be seen

Lando made everyone watch a bunch of ugly dressed nobodies at Brits red carpet

Lando and Luisa attended Brits but not the Autosport Awards, „Lando missed his chance to hug a celebrity. tragic, but karma for missing autosport” - @Pole er bear.
Lando had a certified Lando moment.

Open on your own responsibility

Spoiler

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Honey you did your homework I'm impressed

duck why i opened that !!!!!

 

[imola]

olivia is looking at those shots like she wants some, same girl
(though i guess she's not of legal drinking age in the us, is she?)

 

[iona.a.smith]

“It’s so nice to be around these creative geniuses” - Olivia Rodrigo. How many squids are we including in that statement?

olivia is looking at those shots like she wants some, same girl
(though i guess she's not of legal drinking age in the us, is she?)

That was going to be my next statement. I’m surprised she didn’t take one tbh…if I was in her position I would to calm the nerves.

Here’s to #43 ladies and much more Chaos
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What the duck is this and why am I only just seeing it??

 

[ummidk33104]

thats it lando you romantic mf taking yo girl to the brits

im getting a boyfriend idgaf anymore

 

[unopeia]

I’m mostly impressed they’ve even managed to post from inside the o2. Every time I’ve been the signal/WiFi inside has been atrocious

 

[Sc1909]

Awww the squids look cute. Well done them - no fashion disasters and no one’s done anything stupid - yet!

 

[kubnikol]

“It’s so nice to be around these creative geniuses” - Olivia Rodrigo. How many squids are we including in that statement?


That was going to be my next statement. I’m surprised she didn’t take one tbh…if I was in her position I would to calm the nerves.


What the duck is this and why am I only just seeing it??

That spoiler thing ?

 

[lni33]

The essays have started again

 

[imola]

i wonder how max is feeling, being left all alone at home with 2/3 of his throuple having the time of their lives at the brits... @aac_124 @MissF1 he might need you guys to comfort him

 

[Dandree]

Threads: 43
Jensons freed: 0 (but working on it)
Pornics leaked: 0 (others should be working on it)


What happened in the last *checks notes* 48 hours:

Lando chose intercourses of sexual nature over attending the Autosport Awards. Alex was there, though, looking like a cardboard cutout and Nicky with Sandy posing for life and acting like main character.

Mclaren released merch and it’s questionable

Daniel is back at the factory and should get a restraining order from any hair stylist (update: the restraining order came too late)

It was Pierre’s birthday and Pierre’s girlfriend Katerina didn’t post anything, but his self-proclaimed boyfriend Yuki did and also let us know that it’s his mum’s birthday too. Plot twist, Pierre is Yuki’s mother.

Daniel decided to live by the „you can’t be disappointed if you expect the worst” quote this season.

Arthur Leclerc kissed a pony and earned himself a spot on a few simp lists

Charlotte is officially leaving her spot as Lando’s minder for W Series to mind Caitlyn Jenner

Christian Horner won the Autosport Awards auction and will be touring Mercedes factory. Toto Wolff found shocked.

Michael posted a TikTok with Daniel but Jon is still nowhere to be seen

Lando made everyone watch a bunch of ugly dressed nobodies at Brits red carpet

Lando and Luisa attended Brits but not the Autosport Awards, „Lando missed his chance to hug a celebrity. tragic, but karma for missing autosport” - @Pole er bear.
Lando had a certified Lando moment.

Open on your own responsibility

Spoiler

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Best summary ever but ffs don't open spoler . But probably too late

 

[aac_124]

i wonder how max is feeling, being left all alone at home with 2/3 of his throuple having the time of their lives at the brits... @aac_124 @MissF1 he might need you guys to comfort him

I’m up for it

 

[iona.a.smith]

The essays have started again

Why did j even take my time to read that?

 

[imola]

The essays have started again

people are already saying he's gonna have a bad season and they're already blaming it on his off season of which we've seen basically nothing... i mean i knew this was gonna happen why am i shocked
but that's why i wanted him to post anything gym related, so people shut up (and to see him sweaty but that's not my point here)