The Tim Tracker #81 All in all it was a Fantastic Day to Lose 2k Followers

[2020planner]

Dear Diary,

What has happened to my life?

I'm sitting here listening to my wife ramble about a non-alcoholic drink to a red-faced, sweaty vlogger competitor who I will not name, and I'm wearing glittery purple horns on my head.

I wish she'd shut up. I tried to get Lyn to come and help me babysit her, but Lyn said no.

Why does she still wear that dress?
Does she know that she looks like she was poured into it? I am kind of wishing it will burst open. I will giggle if it does.

My tummy hurts. I wonder where the bathroom is?

Until next time,
Timmy

Shout-out to @Quasimodo for the inspiration.

 

[Imbris]

Folks, this is the one. And appropriately themed! Please note the well-placed droopy eye and mouth...situation.

 

[quietcandy]

I can't believe they gave J$ an Emergency Use Authorization (EAU) vaccine! The pharmaceutical companies have not produced the "FDA approved" vaccine because they don't want to be held responsible for any of it's side effects, injuries and/or deaths, so they just keep giving the EAU version instead, and you have NO recourse if you have complications.

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid Slackers. I hope J$ doesn't have any adverse complications from "HIS FIRST SHOT”, done for his parents constant virtue signaling.

"AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR BUDDY TO PAY THE PRICE" -Dim and Gin

We're not going to argue pro or anti-covid vaxx here, but the Pfizer and Moderna covid vaccines are FDA approved and have been since 2021.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

The first haircut thing really isn’t that big of a deal. My son did it for his actual first haircut at around 2.5 years old and it’s fun but it didn’t set him up for disappointment for the rest of his life. And yes the mouse ears fit at 2.5 years old. My kids were bald as babies for a long time so they got their first haircuts later than most. I’m sure people from out of state can’t always make it work timing wise so of course Disney will let anyone buy the package when they want. Just like you can celebrate your bday there anytime, even if it’s nowhere near your actual bday.
There is plenty to snark on with these two besides this.

It’s a HUGE deal…because we aren’t talking about normal people here. We are talking about two entitled fucking assholes who have LITERALLY ADMITTED that they do everything in their entire lives for CLICKS AND VIEWS.

They aren’t having this “first” haircut done as a special moment to celebrate their child. They are doing it to exploit their human Prop for more money. To satiate their rabid Stans who drool over a child they don’t know on the internet.

It’s disgusting and there isn’t a single thing you can say to justify why they are scheduling a first haircut package for their child who has already had at least 3 haircuts…

They are just further cementing this kids future attitude of entitlement and arrogance. I know we often tip toe around talking about The Prop but let’s face it…he has no manners and is being raised by two dildos who have no clue how to be decent human beings. He’s going to be a monster

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn seriously must have skipped all her English classes in school. "Today was a productive day this morning!"

She makes a point to show all her reusable bags - 10 seconds later, Dim's loading a bunch of plastic "spicy water" bottles into their cart. Like girl, you're trying too hard with the virtue signaling. We've all been using reusable bags for like a decade.

"We're getting J$ ready for writing." Oh cool, so he can write that he's pooped in his pull-ups again?

She said he gets bored too quickly so that must mean he's too smart for some of his current activities. He's... a freaking toddler. Their attention span is like unmedicated Ginn's attention span.

The average parent would feel a little embarrassed admitting they need the primary parent (Dim in this case) to stay with them and the kid to make sure the kid doesn't have "adverse vaccine side effects" because the one parent is absolutely useless in taking care of her own child and has no confidence in herself or maternal instinct to know how to take care of her child if she needs to do so and if he has to be driven to the hospital. Knowing I'm helpless without another adult around, and knowing I'm responsible for a child's life would be enough for me to get over whatever freaking "anxiety" she has about driving. Your child should come first. You fucking suck Ginn.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn said she would wear a mask in a casino because "you're there for a long time and there are no windows".

Did this bitch forget she stayed at literally an enclosed box with no real windows called the Starcruiser, and half-assed her masking by day 2 and didn't even bother masking the miracle child or themselves by check-out day as they had the kid run around in a small enclosed space to find stuffed porgs? And again, with pretending they wear masks to "protect J$" when they had the kid hanging out with his new aunt and uncle, Holy Covidy & Wife on a cruise, which is a regular germ cesspool on a good day, even without rampant covid.

Also, if you really want to actually "protect" J$, get him off the damn internet.

 

[2020planner]

What...the...fuck...?

 

[peteykirch]

Dim is just so defeated...look at that face. Having to do a cameo in a vlogger who he feels is "beneath him"

Also Dim, time to size up, looks like you got a button ready to burst at the bottom of your shirt.

"We don't do indoor dining....unless it's free"

 

[SirHiss]

A few comments from PMM DVC vlog

And my favorite one

 

[Blessyourheart]

They think Pete from the Dis will order the $5000 drink on the Wish. Hey idiots he is a recovering alcoholic - not a fake I don’t drink idiot like you two.

 

[HokieMouse]

I’m here for the downfall of the Trackers. It really is a playing out of the 7 deadly sins in front of us: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and last but not least sloth. They are a case study.

Tim Tracker #82 Pride, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony and Sloth.

 

[Furmingoes]

It's funny they think the schedule is the problem and not their entitlement, incessant whining, and complete lack of creativity...

 

[VloggerCritic]

The Tim Tracker #82 - Quasibojo the Hunchback of Nona Lake

 

[2020planner]

I absolutely cannot stand this man.

So you go on a cruise with your wife and one thumbnail is just you, and the other two are of you and Tim?

WTF? This guy is a real asshole.

 

[Quasimodo]

These stans over here whining the Slackers deserve to have media privileges, meanwhile I'm thinking a toddler deserves to be able to attend a 4th of July parade without losing both his parents during it. Like, go touch some goddamn grass, you fucking stans. They don't deserve anything. They should be grateful they have a roof over their head and that they can just ignore their property taxes, that they can buy a new mom for their not-so-miracle child, that they haven't developed serious health problems yet, that they're privileged enough to whine about their Tesla being too small and whine about their 7th dessert of the day melting too fast and whine about being stressed about checking out of a giant house on their 89th vacation of the year. JFC.

 

[Galorious]

Oh no, Marie! You mean there's people out there who don't kiss the Trackers' asses? Whatever will you do?

ALSO - Hiiiiiiiiii! Nice to see you lurking here!

I love how she calls it "old videos out of the archive" too. ARCHIVE? How oFFiCIAL sounding.

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Fuck off Marie.!! Everyone needs a hobby. You watch the Trackers, go onto forums and post how perfect they are. We watch the Trackers, go onto forums and post how shite they are. There is literally no difference in the time and energy involved. You kiss ass, we kick ass. Wasn't it the Jenormous 'goddess' herself that handed down the commandment 'if you see something you don't like, call us out. Hold us accountable'. So really, we're better more loyal fans than you are cos we're obeying the commandment. Suck it!

 

[FoBGD12]

I'm rooting for the "FiRsT dIsNeY hAiRcUt" video to tank because they've been banking on this being their hit video for the last 2 1/2 years and I would love nothing more for it to be far lower view-wise than they've been anticipating.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

So I’m only 3:30 into the slime show…I mean live show

And Jenn is rambling on about how for a few days before the props vaccination appointment they “got him ready” by telling him it would “hurt”


That is quite possibly the most fucking idiotic and shitty parenting EVER. You tell your child that everything will be fine and make it seem like no big deal. Even our sons dentist before his first big appointment begged us to not do what most parents do…instill fear into the appointment

Once again, Jenn you are a shitty “mother”

 

[gingerlibrarian]

Y’all

 

[CMDisney]

Uh oh... Chris Provost (Provost Park Pass) just announced he was invited by Disneyland Paris to sneak preview the new Avengers Campus and Iron Man coaster on July 10th (opens to public July 20th). He was told Provost Park Pass is the only American YouTube channel being invited, due to their positivity.

Another Dis-Media-Diss, Bojos and Mikey Kay.