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Dear Diary,
What has happened to my life?
I'm sitting here listening to my wife ramble about a non-alcoholic drink to a red-faced, sweaty vlogger competitor who I will not name, and I'm wearing glittery purple horns on my head.
I wish she'd shut up. I tried to get Lyn to come and help me babysit her, but Lyn said no.
Why does she still wear that dress?
Does she know that she looks like she was poured into it? I am kind of wishing it will burst open. I will giggle if it does.
My tummy hurts. I wonder where the bathroom is?
Until next time,
Timmy
Shout-out to @Quasimodo for the inspiration.
What has happened to my life?
I'm sitting here listening to my wife ramble about a non-alcoholic drink to a red-faced, sweaty vlogger competitor who I will not name, and I'm wearing glittery purple horns on my head.
I wish she'd shut up. I tried to get Lyn to come and help me babysit her, but Lyn said no.
Why does she still wear that dress?
Does she know that she looks like she was poured into it? I am kind of wishing it will burst open. I will giggle if it does.
My tummy hurts. I wonder where the bathroom is?
Until next time,
Timmy
Shout-out to @Quasimodo for the inspiration.