F I L T H Y * P A T R E O N * R E C A P
Okay you filthy animals, here we go….
As I earlier predicted, Fanny and PhiPhi fucked off to London, probably two weeks ago. They were there to clean out her flat, so she can use it or rent it going forward. Hmmm, someone’s starting to watch her pennies.
Interestingly, Fanny looked clean and had makeup on. PhiPhi looked filthy as usual. They took a train out of town to pick up a rental van and then drove back to her flat to load up. She hired two guys off an app to help her. These two little shoppers have been busy y’all.
Items (as far as I can remember):
dressing table15£
daybed previously sold at Sothebys (3000-4000£) can’t remember. Has been re-upholstered.
Pink velvet chesterfield sofa (she claims it was 250£) cough, bullshit, cough, eyeroll
marble top gold console table (whofuckingknows £)
2 huge chandeliers for mummy’s apt
various side tables etc in bamboo (she’s going to do a bamboo room - wheeeeee!)
a settee PhiPhi purchased
a wrecked chair that he purchased so he can learn how to do upholstery WTAF?
a pink cast iron painted daybed with hand painted roses for the pergola - it will be wrecked in no time and the hand painted details will just burn away in the sun as it rusts ?£
various art and cushions
and finally,
the stupidest purchase hands down…..
goes to PhiPhi…….
He bought probably 400 pieces of antique light blue and white transferware in various states of destruction because his grandfather gave him a little tureen in that pattern. (HIS GRANDFATHER WAS A TOTAL WEIRDO - MY GRANDFATHER WENT DUCK HUNTING AND FISHING AS A COMPARISON) There had to be like 10 platters and half of them were brown from crazing and being left In dirty dishwater. Y’all, they are so stained. About half of the plates are stained too. You know how they smell when they get like that.
Fanny says that she’s going to hang them on the wall in the nasty corridor to the kitchen after they put up some paneling. I’m guessing this will occur in 2028 or 2029 based on how fast Anne Marie works.
Also before leaving she put up the lime green silk curtains she bought a year ago and had to rearrange all the art on the walls because both Potty and Larkin had been by to confiscate their art they had in her flat? Apparently Potty is moving a bunch of things from Amsterdam and we will see that in a future vlog?
I JUST REMEMBERED TO POINT OUT THAT PHIPHI ISN’T HER BOYFRIEND - HES HER FUCKING WIFE.
Based on what I’m seeing. He’s the First Real Housewife of LaLaLande.
So, she claims the vlog was late because she was uploading from a b&b outside of Paris that they stayed at Wednesday night. They would get to the dump Thursday, and that part of their trip will be seen in next weeks regular video. She’s still a week ahead or so she says…..
That’s it from me, I remain disgusted by the show-and -tell of their shopping addiction, I find also I hate her a little more each time I see her, and that is all for now, you filthy animals…..