The Chateau Diaries #209 Fanny runs through her so called friends like toilet paper!

[NotAChatelaine]

Well, we’re halfway through January, so it wouldn’t be the start of a New Year without a quick update on Michael Petherick. I’m shocked we haven’t seen a “Fresh Fresh Start” or “Welcome Back Michael” video to kick off 2023 from our favorite prodigal grifter. He’s the master of procrastination and broken promises.

Teabag released a grand total of 12 videos in 2022. To be fair, he was busy…bent over his light box to copy and sell Beatrix Potter “art.” And creating Christmas Cards to sell just in time to use for Christmas…2023! His last video was released over a month ago. I scanned the comments in that one and picked out these gems for your amusement…


First, we get the usual…comments about no videos and those who have finally given up him….

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Someone is tired of Teabag using his vlog to peddle his wares…

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A loyal fan begging Michael to make more videos. Trust me, it won’t work. Billy begged him to get his drivers license….even bribed him with a car…and it didn’t work.

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Ahhh! Yes! If nothing else, Teabag is the master of excuses! What now? Said he couldn’t make videos because he had the flu…a month ago! Said there would “be more soon!” Again, that was a month ago…”soon” is a relative term for Teabag. Poor viewer is sorry she “hurried” Michael. If he went any slower, he’d be comatose!

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Yes, the channel was revived briefly…but quickly back on life support.

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This loyal fan, below, was scammed by a reply to a comment she made on Michael’s vlog. Poor Catherine! All she wanted was a picture from Teabag…but the scammer asked for $150 to ship it to her! But, don’t worry…Michael replied he’s doing his best to block these scam accounts. Oh, wait….doing his best??? Uh oh!

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Later…As you can see, below, another loyal fan solicited by the same scammer (one of many viewers they tried to scam). But Teabag did his best to block the scam account. Again, “doing my best” is a relative term for Teabag. How dare these scammers! Don’t they know there’s only room for one scammer on Doing It Ourselves…Teabag?

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But, finally, here’s the real “kicker”…Teabag still has 162 patrons on Patreon. 162!!! Why??? Even if all of them contribute at the minimum $5 per month level, that’s $810 each month…for what? He hardly makes any videos…or even release any content on Patreon. Looks like his last patron-only vlog was released in February 2022! He’s left his viewers hanging with updates on the cottage. He had promised to have the 2nd floor bedroom finished by Christmas 2021…and it’s now January 2023. Maybe this is why Fanny doesn’t care? Michael has done everything to sabotage himself, and yet he STILL has patrons! Fanny probably sees this and thinks “as long as I keep putting out garbage and lies, the fools will continue to eat it up.”



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His channel should be renamed. Ditch “Doing It Ourselves” and try “Doing My Best, In My Own Time”.

That he still has Patreon supporters beggars belief.

 

[KiKiGee]

Isabelle doesn't seem OK to me.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

HOLY CRAP! There she goes again...shopping for stuff to doll up her crumbling farmhouse with.
Seriously, it's like trying to make a rotting cadaver look alive with loads of makeup!

 

[Luna20]

Thank you for the filthy recaps @Just Grift Wood & @OhIDontKnow...

Queen Phillipa of the Netherrealms on red converse certainly spent all his time on auction sites!
Koos werkloos is what he is called in NL, translate into Koos jobless.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Hey, Stephanie...Alice Allan called this morning, she's still wondering why her name is left out of the Patreon list!

 

[Beachgirl]

Patreon Flog

She has nipped to London
Chateau Diaries Flogs are one week ahead to tomorrow brace yourself tartlets we will see a major clear out tomorrow of Amaury's workshop and the boot room (you heard it here first) the boot room is what was going to be the china pantry. So another project that won't happen poor old Ian the internet cleaning all those tiles a couple of years ago

Then her and pube (who is rattling on about safety get a train to Reading) to hire a van. Phi Phi boasting how one of the items is a £10 dressing table (they're so frugal)

She rented a Mercedes van of course and to drive to the auction house back in London she is wearing a cream coat and high heels how practical

She has bought a bargain Chesterfield from a small London auction house for £300 because it was such a bargain, well she has been done it is a modern Chesterfield and really really naff but they love it.

Then back to the flat where she has hired two men from task rabbit to load the van with all her shite from the flat her and her pet pube are utterly useless

She has bought a gold console table a day bed, two chandeliers for Mummy's apartment. The day bed original Louis 16th day bed that once sold at Sotheby's although she bought it at a small local auction house. Phillip bought another sofa for £180. Two table lamps and two standard lamps and a cast iron day bed for the garden. An armchair Phillip bought as a project for recovering.

Phillip has bought 6 more Waterford wine glasses which is excellent!!!!

A vile chess set and her flat is looking bare as Potty and Bag head are moving their stuff out. Potty has a move we will soon hear about. Her flat looks bare.

A side table for Winter Salon

Phillip has bought an obscene amount of Burleigh Asiatic pheasant china and when I say obscene I mean so much which the jumped up little ponce had to buy because when he was 13 his grandfather bought him one piece. Fanny is shrill giddy and very very loud

Oh duck me because he has bought about 1,200 pieces they are going to panel the kitchen corridor (bun boy another year) and hang some of these plates along there.

They have new curtains for the flat she is 4 giant boxes of the china and still going. Fanny hoovers and Pube gets fish and chips and wines.

The next day she looks wrinkled and hung over and they are loading china into the van loose as they have now run out of boxes and bags. Literally he has bought 100's of pieces. Then piling in another table and tit load of prints-the van is stuffed.

Next weeks flog will be the trip back to Lie Land and meeting up with Potty on the way at a B nB north of Paris as he is bringing a van load of stuff from the Netherlands. No mention of the heating but now Fanny has her new dressing table she can get rid of the bamboo one and with all the bamboo stuff she has bought do a bamboo room weeee.

What an insult and a joke. Excuse any typos I haven't read any of this back it is just a very quick re cap. I loathe Fanny.

So she rents a van and goes by train to Reading a good 1.30 from London in traffic rather than renting in London. They hire men to load the van because her and Pube couldn't possibly lug their own shite. Honestly I resent giving her £5 a month even just to update here she is odious.

Brilliant recap. Which train did they get to Reading, I usually get the one into London that take around 24 minutes, I used to get into London in around 30-40 minutes on the M4, add another 5-10 minutes on max from Reading as it’s direct access onto the M4.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Thank you - just went and hid mine
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If you use any payment apps like Cash, Zelle or Venmo you need to do the same.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Billy is puzzling his library together....omg...how will a library,,,custom made for a room...ever gonna fit properly in another room??..those people are mad...it will never be as it used to be...a mirror above a fireplace where there isnt any...a door when there isnt any...come on...it will never fit...lost money....and if you want to get it fit...pay Benoit...more than you ever paid for that crap to adjust wood..and make it fit... if you want a libary..pay for it...custom made..like they did in the old days...you cant sit front row for a penny you know...billy boy..that Gwen was so stupid...and fell for your looks...you were lucky with that..and when i look at his ass now...i guess she regrets it.. ...i know we all dont stay young and handsome..and i am not fatshaming Billy..but come on...he is not even 40...and he and his family are wasting your money....but i guess she is fine by that...so who am i to judge... When she married a true guy of money ..with a good education he could add to the money...this one is only spending it...i still dont get it..didnt she go around in the right circles...or did she just got hooked...it puzzles me..

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

HOLY CRAP! There she goes again...shopping for stuff to doll up her crumbling farmhouse with.
Seriously, it's like trying to make a rotting cadaver look alive with loads of makeup!

there has to be a thread title in there somewhere Fanny is trying to make a rotting cadaver (the Shitoo) look alive with loads of makeup!

 

[Clara Burnett]

So this is the level of intelligence we are dealing with here: Dan’s not able to make a new flog (in the first week of his renewed determination to bring new content daily…) so he decides to give an overview of previous material, calling it 2 YEAR RENOVATION I 200 year old ABANDONED French bakery to bespoke kitchen. The only thing that is bespoke about this footage (and I’m sure he did not even noticed while editing this tit) is that it portrays literally everything that he has lost when he fell into the big-budget arms of his employer Stephanie Jarvis and was swept away by her “charm”: no more cooking videos that proof he’s a chef, no more loving wife, no more family home with a role for him to play. Painful to watch, really, also because you just know this fool will never truly appreciate what he had….

 

[Reader's digest]

F I L T H Y * P A T R E O N * R E C A P

Okay you filthy animals, here we go….

As I earlier predicted, Fanny and PhiPhi fucked off to London, probably two weeks ago. They were there to clean out her flat, so she can use it or rent it going forward. Hmmm, someone’s starting to watch her pennies.

Interestingly, Fanny looked clean and had makeup on. PhiPhi looked filthy as usual. They took a train out of town to pick up a rental van and then drove back to her flat to load up. She hired two guys off an app to help her. These two little shoppers have been busy y’all.

Items (as far as I can remember):

dressing table15£

daybed previously sold at Sothebys (3000-4000£) can’t remember. Has been re-upholstered.

Pink velvet chesterfield sofa (she claims it was 250£) cough, bullshit, cough, eyeroll

marble top gold console table (whofuckingknows £)

2 huge chandeliers for mummy’s apt

various side tables etc in bamboo (she’s going to do a bamboo room - wheeeeee!)

a settee PhiPhi purchased

a wrecked chair that he purchased so he can learn how to do upholstery WTAF?

a pink cast iron painted daybed with hand painted roses for the pergola - it will be wrecked in no time and the hand painted details will just burn away in the sun as it rusts ?£

various art and cushions

and finally,

the stupidest purchase hands down…..

goes to PhiPhi…….

He bought probably 400 pieces of antique light blue and white transferware in various states of destruction because his grandfather gave him a little tureen in that pattern. (HIS GRANDFATHER WAS A TOTAL WEIRDO - MY GRANDFATHER WENT DUCK HUNTING AND FISHING AS A COMPARISON) There had to be like 10 platters and half of them were brown from crazing and being left In dirty dishwater. Y’all, they are so stained. About half of the plates are stained too. You know how they smell when they get like that.

Fanny says that she’s going to hang them on the wall in the nasty corridor to the kitchen after they put up some paneling. I’m guessing this will occur in 2028 or 2029 based on how fast Anne Marie works.

Also before leaving she put up the lime green silk curtains she bought a year ago and had to rearrange all the art on the walls because both Potty and Larkin had been by to confiscate their art they had in her flat? Apparently Potty is moving a bunch of things from Amsterdam and we will see that in a future vlog?

I JUST REMEMBERED TO POINT OUT THAT PHIPHI ISN’T HER BOYFRIEND - HES HER bleeping WIFE.

Based on what I’m seeing. He’s the First Real Housewife of LaLaLande.

So, she claims the vlog was late because she was uploading from a b&b outside of Paris that they stayed at Wednesday night. They would get to the dump Thursday, and that part of their trip will be seen in next weeks regular video. She’s still a week ahead or so she says…..

That’s it from me, I remain disgusted by the show-and -tell of their shopping addiction, I find also I dislike her a little more each time I see her, and that is all for now, you filthy animals…..

Hell, when I am over 80 years old and about to die any moment I don't want to buy any additional stuff and I sure wouldn't want my useless daughter to decide what to buy me. It would freak me out. I would enjoy the liberty to donate money to all kind of charity because I am finally free to do so because I don't need to save for future times to come. Or to support my kids because they are bleeping financially independent

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

has Jason Dubey changed his name again?? or created a second account to live his fantasies....omg...you cant make this up...the lunatics are invading the asylum...be aware Fanny...before you know it... a creep is sitting on the side of your bed...admiring your dirty toile...

Look at they guy who broke into to visit the Queen not once but twice and she had top notch security. What does La la lande have? Thor?

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

the teachers are on strike...so he had the boys today..were is Annalise...doing hair?? or also involved with the strike?? i cant follow those people ...they live a messy life...thats al i can see about it...

According to IG Annalise is working in a local restaurant.

Does anyone else think Cami is taking the piss out of Fanny with all the singing she is doing in their vlogs? Or is she just as delusional as new flues Fanny and thinks she is the next Maria C?

 

[Beachgirl]

F I L T H Y * P A T R E O N * R E C A P

Okay you filthy animals, here we go….

As I earlier predicted, Fanny and PhiPhi fucked off to London, probably two weeks ago. They were there to clean out her flat, so she can use it or rent it going forward. Hmmm, someone’s starting to watch her pennies.

Interestingly, Fanny looked clean and had makeup on. PhiPhi looked filthy as usual. They took a train out of town to pick up a rental van and then drove back to her flat to load up. She hired two guys off an app to help her. These two little shoppers have been busy y’all.

Items (as far as I can remember):

dressing table15£

daybed previously sold at Sothebys (3000-4000£) can’t remember. Has been re-upholstered.

Pink velvet chesterfield sofa (she claims it was 250£) cough, bullshit, cough, eyeroll

marble top gold console table (whofuckingknows £)

2 huge chandeliers for mummy’s apt

various side tables etc in bamboo (she’s going to do a bamboo room - wheeeeee!)

a settee PhiPhi purchased

a wrecked chair that he purchased so he can learn how to do upholstery WTAF?

a pink cast iron painted daybed with hand painted roses for the pergola - it will be wrecked in no time and the hand painted details will just burn away in the sun as it rusts ?£

various art and cushions

and finally,

the stupidest purchase hands down…..

goes to PhiPhi…….

He bought probably 400 pieces of antique light blue and white transferware in various states of destruction because his grandfather gave him a little tureen in that pattern. (HIS GRANDFATHER WAS A TOTAL WEIRDO - MY GRANDFATHER WENT DUCK HUNTING AND FISHING AS A COMPARISON) There had to be like 10 platters and half of them were brown from crazing and being left In dirty dishwater. Y’all, they are so stained. About half of the plates are stained too. You know how they smell when they get like that.

Fanny says that she’s going to hang them on the wall in the nasty corridor to the kitchen after they put up some paneling. I’m guessing this will occur in 2028 or 2029 based on how fast Anne Marie works.

Also before leaving she put up the lime green silk curtains she bought a year ago and had to rearrange all the art on the walls because both Potty and Larkin had been by to confiscate their art they had in her flat? Apparently Potty is moving a bunch of things from Amsterdam and we will see that in a future vlog?

I JUST REMEMBERED TO POINT OUT THAT PHIPHI ISN’T HER BOYFRIEND - HES HER bleeping WIFE.

Based on what I’m seeing. He’s the First Real Housewife of LaLaLande.

So, she claims the vlog was late because she was uploading from a b&b outside of Paris that they stayed at Wednesday night. They would get to the dump Thursday, and that part of their trip will be seen in next weeks regular video. She’s still a week ahead or so she says…..

That’s it from me, I remain disgusted by the show-and -tell of their shopping addiction, I find also I dislike her a little more each time I see her, and that is all for now, you filthy animals…..

I’m lost for words after seeing that amount and condition of that china.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

its junkroomtransformation...she could better start with her livingrooms...and her attics... she is craving for content...i wonder how old that footage is..well i am watching it in front of my roaring fire all cozy and snug...

 

[NotAChatelaine]

Hey, Stephanie...Alice Allan called this morning, she's still wondering why her name is left out of the Patreon list!

Alice is shouting into thin air, I fear. A long time supporter of everything Lalande, poor soul. Is she the Alice who at one point was also Saint Alice of the Florals, sending hugely expensive deliveries of flowers for FRK to mutilate?

 

[Iolair]

'Why did they send that indian pergola from the UK when they were about to go there....it doesnt make sense that pergola appearing after months in France...and suddenly Madame Crap is going to collect her stuff in the UK? is it old content?? did they collect that crap already?? did that pergola came along??'

Recently I watched an English Youtube garden tour video.
It was one of a number made during covid lockdowns.

And oh my god.
One of them had Steph's Indian temple.
I wanted to post the vid here but couldn't.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think she said her's is an antique.
I don't think so.
I believe they are made to order and thus the long wait time for it's arrival at HMN.

No, it's not an antique. I phoned the company that imports them from Rajasthan. Hand crafted for sure, but not rare and not antique.

 

[Fennelbug]

According to IG Annalise is working in a local restaurant.

Does anyone else think Cami is taking the piss out of Fanny with all the singing she is doing in their vlogs? Or is she just as delusional as new flues Fanny and thinks she is the next Maria C?

Cami sings better- not great- but better

 

[KyBourbon]

So this is the level of intelligence we are dealing with here: Dan’s not able to make a new flog (in the first week of his renewed determination to bring new content daily…) so he decides to give an overview of previous material, calling it 2 YEAR RENOVATION I 200 year old ABANDONED French bakery to bespoke kitchen. The only thing that is bespoke about this footage (and I’m sure he did not even noticed while editing this tit) is that it portrays literally everything that he has lost when he fell into the big-budget arms of his employer Stephanie Jarvis and was swept away by her “charm”: no more cooking videos that proof he’s a chef, no more loving wife, no more family home with a role for him to play. Painful to watch, really, also because you just know this fool will never truly appreciate what he had….

Wow, I hadn’t thought of it that way but so true. Dan’s so much worse off after having known SJ. As are so many others.

 

[TorontoGWM]

The idiot Floor Scrubber would feel “lighter” if she took down the darn Christmas decorations which must be covered in dust, much like her vajayjay.