Yes, the Patrons can go to La La Lande, visit the Squirrel Shoppe, and buy back the gifts they shipped!
Spot on. And to add to her misery: Stephanie Jarvis still has no clue that her Argentinian Bully has no organizing skills whatsoever and she leaves it to that dimwit to collect data for the patron open day? That must be the clearest indication she has no intention of ever going through with that event. She will blame the mayor's office for not giving her the right permits, so sad...but not her fault, obviously...
She promised Matt she would look into buying it, said she would buy it, so he already dropped it off. But she hasn't paid for it yet and is too
She will not be there. Seriously. Some kind of emergency will be made up. Maybe even another (short) hospital episode.
And with all of his business ventures, multiple homes, and wife, why go 6 hours away from the larger towns to the middle of nowhere to “volunteer”? Fanny is not in dire straits. He doesn’t have specialized skills that couldn’t be found locally. He isn’t good friends with any of the other Shittoo crowd and doesn’t seem to hang out with them. He is not a carefree college student on a break, he has other adult obligations. There isn’t anything historically compelling about the Shittoo that he could not find elsewhere. He didn’t seem challenged or thrilled with any of the projects or the food he was served. It definitely doesn’t add up,
I agree, but not half as insane as her loyal viewers who actually live for this content and are drooling all over every second of it. When Stephanie Jarvis first started putting her life on the internet, discovering the ancient profession so many hookers before her did but without factually being screwed, she thought she needed to put quality out. It took her hours and hours to take only one picture for Instagram and edit the hell out of it so that it could portray her fabulous life. By now she knows there's no need for quality and, as the bloopers she left in lately make very clear, no need for editing either. She is not interested in growing her channel, she's completely invested in trusting she has found a base following that will love her and her shite no matter what. I sometimes begin to think she might be right, but I hope she's not and the day of reckoning will come. She has stolen so much by now, there's no way back anyway.
I’m going to finally weigh in about the Jaguar. That Jaguar is a piece of crap. It was a model from the late 80’s (my mom had one in 1989). It was when Jaguar decided to change the headlights and taillights and make them square and was one of the ugliest and most hated designs ever by Jaguar. They only made that style for about 4-5 years. That car is worth about $800-$1,800 in GOOD CONDITION. So, basically it will cost her more to have that car hauled off to the junkyard where it belongs and that’s why she is trying to get some sucker to come and get it for free. Even if some idiot restored that car it wouldn’t be worth anything. Yes, Jaguars are expensive if you buy them brand new. However, they lose their value very quickly. My family’s business is literally specializing in Jaguars, and I can’t begin to tell you how many we have owned. The only reason we have been able to own so many (and other luxury exotic cars) is because we have access to parts and maintenance. They are ridiculously expensive to fix. You can buy a used Jaguar relatively cheap. It’s the maintenance that will kill you.
Snorty is putting his decorating stamp on everything and has taken over editing, now it’s about him. He dictates every minute of SJ’s day. SJ wanted to clean, he wanted banana bread. SJ wants to clear, no mommy look at me put a square thing in a round hole. Doesn’t he know the keys belong to Potty and Baghead? His mind tricks even have masculine men wearing nail polish. We have watched the diaries be taken over by a child and I do not want to watch him sing. I was flattered to get a thread title validating Tattlers are sane and enjoy a good laugh but I gotta stop watching. I was hoping Potty would marry SJ, Ruby would get a fancy collar with a bell and Antwon would have teen friends over and throw water balloons from the attic defenses but instead, Dan started to look like tree man, the new gay never came back and SJ wants me to watch her make pickles. Isn’t there enough crazy in the world?
Embarrassing indeed, but not for this charlataine, who does not give a flying f**k where the money comes from as long as it's coming in. She has made up this story that whatever she does on the internet is now work, hard work even and she believes she is entitled to every penny for it. She takes pride in having created her own job and spreads the illusion of being a successful designer. She is completely illusional and everyone around her knows this, but no-one will tell her to seek the help she desperately needs, because no-one actually loves her, they just appreciate the luxury it provides them.
Not that peculiar considering the charlataine's preferences for an ultra-hedonistic lifestyle. She looooooves married men as they will eventually all go back to their spouses and not bother her anymore. Also: they are great at keeping her shenanigans secret, as that's in their own best interest too. I've witnessed it countless times over the years and each and every time I am amazed how she gets away with it.
A lot of spoke via zoom last pm. If I get the golden ticket I will be there. Some of us have the money and can make the time to be there. Also traveling with our reporter as the plus one for one of us will be the icing on the cake. Hi SJ! I can’t wait to meet you.I'd say that it's the perfect opportunity for the group of patrons that is trying to get her to own up to her "mistakes" and hold her accountable. To go there and ask all the annoying questions Stephanie Jarvis deletes and blocks online, but can't ignore when asked directly. Also, as this "party" will be the yearly by law mandatory meeting of members of her association, maybe they can put some of these subjects on the official agenda and even try to have a vote to get management replacedWishful thinking, I know, but hey, why not?
Did you notice she mentions quite often that they are having 'potatoes from the garden'? Needless to say that's another huge lie: with so many people eating there now they would need all the beds in the walled garden filled with potato plants in order to serve their guests. They don't. They buy them cheap in the supermarket. And I've seen them do it: buy the cheapest produce and sell it off as 'from the garden'.Fanny and walled garden!!!
That garden could be a fairy tale. With just a little more effort.
There are thousands of varieties of tomatoes. Seeds can be obtained but also collected because they are not hybrids.
I have sown hundreds of different varieties in the last ten years.
I can tell you that the tastiest tomatoes are neither red nor round. (https://www.rareseeds.com/green-tiger-tomato)
But yes. Only with a rich garden and dishes for guests from the garden could it distract from the lack of construction work.
I put in a link to one of the few Instagram accounts I follow. Look at that diversity and beauty.
Lucy Hutchings (@shegrowsveg) • Instagram photos and videos
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But she's not. Her mother is not rich-rich and has several mortgages on the properties she "owns". She's in debt for providing 'the lifestyle' to her spoiled brad of a daughter, who is now marrying a local guy to make sure she can stick around. That local guy isn't rich-rich either, but at least he has access to a fancy shittoo everybody really likes.
Married has never stopped those porky claws from grabbing whatever she continues to crave. On the contrary, I'd say.OK continuing the posts in #154 after @Clara Burnett 's revelation that SJ has had a few dalliances whilst with Squirrel, perhaps it;s me, but Grant mentioning a 'noisy cock' to SJ is a red flag.
Now he could be being crass, but a very strange thing to say,
Anyway, you decide. Do we leave Grant on the list of possibles ??????? from 7.50 :
Oh and to and from Brico with the theme music is 'It should have been you, another time another place....................'
Don't get me wrong I can't blame her. He's a real hunk is Grant. I hope not, he's a married man fgs.
He also mentions he's back at Christmas
OMG I'm a VIP!!!! I nominate this when it's my turn. @ComtesseRoseSuggestion - “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”— Obi Wan Nadaillac
