Oh she will not advertise this very well as she doesn’t want anyone to pitch up.
The Chateau Diaries #155 Snorty is a big time vlog killer! Just like 11 year old preserves he is not good
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The gift shop will open sometime in late summer 2023, if all goes according to "plan".
They have to do the paperwork first. They have to submit a request for the conversion of the space, maybe arrange the space a bit (they will understand that the space is dilapidated). They also have to drive out spiders because what if a spider bites a Squirrel. Maybe he's allergic. They have to make a product catalog. Buying a cash register is likely to get complicated.
As they have just started with the idea, summer will pass quickly. Preparations for Christmas must begin with the first days of autumn. Preparations for the Easter egg hunt are starting in the spring with the first rays of the sun.
And here it is.
For the next year, we will be hearing about the great preparations for opening a gift shop.
Did you notice she mentions quite often that they are having 'potatoes from the garden'? Needless to say that's another huge lie: with so many people eating there now they would need all the beds in the walled garden filled with potato plants in order to serve their guests. They don't. They buy them cheap in the supermarket. And I've seen them do it: buy the cheapest produce and sell it off as 'from the garden'.Fanny and walled garden!!!
That garden could be a fairy tale. With just a little more effort.
There are thousands of varieties of tomatoes. Seeds can be obtained but also collected because they are not hybrids.
I have sown hundreds of different varieties in the last ten years.
I can tell you that the tastiest tomatoes are neither red nor round. (https://www.rareseeds.com/green-tiger-tomato)
But yes. Only with a rich garden and dishes for guests from the garden could it distract from the lack of construction work.
I put in a link to one of the few Instagram accounts I follow. Look at that diversity and beauty.
Lucy Hutchings (@shegrowsveg) • Instagram photos and videos
www.instagram.com
But she's not. Her mother is not rich-rich and has several mortgages on the properties she "owns". She's in debt for providing 'the lifestyle' to her spoiled brad of a daughter, who is now marrying a local guy to make sure she can stick around. That local guy isn't rich-rich either, but at least he has access to a fancy shittoo everybody really likes.
Married has never stopped those porky claws from grabbing whatever she continues to crave. On the contrary, I'd say.OK continuing the posts in #154 after @Clara Burnett 's revelation that SJ has had a few dalliances whilst with Squirrel, perhaps it;s me, but Grant mentioning a 'noisy cock' to SJ is a red flag.
Now he could be being crass, but a very strange thing to say,
Anyway, you decide. Do we leave Grant on the list of possibles ??????? from 7.50 :
Oh and to and from Brico with the theme music is 'It should have been you, another time another place....................'
Don't get me wrong I can't blame her. He's a real hunk is Grant. I hope not, he's a married man fgs.
He also mentions he's back at Christmas
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If Squirrel was smart he would get that Squirrel Shoppe up and going for the Patreon Open Day ......... he just might make some money for himself while shifting a lot of crap from the attic ....... its a great way for getting out of helping with the cleaning, food prep, serving etc. You know - all the hard stuff. He could just flounce around in his little shoppe !!
Absolutely!
Yes, the Patrons can go to La La Lande, visit the Squirrel Shoppe, and buy back the gifts they shipped!
Rory, your suggestion of a flyer/email invitation to patrons is far too organised, logical and professional for Fanny and crew.
Imagine the shock when the patrons get to meet the real Stephanie Jarvis. They may not even recognise her.
Can we apply under the pretext of wanting to become Patreon. We say that we are just in time for Patreon Open Day near LL blah, blah, blah ...
Let's give them some work
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My heart goes out to you, it's never an easy time and it's the one we all dread. They are unworthy of a dog's love and I hope they don't ever get one.
Spot on. And to add to her misery: Stephanie Jarvis still has no clue that her Argentinian Bully has no organizing skills whatsoever and she leaves it to that dimwit to collect data for the patron open day? That must be the clearest indication she has no intention of ever going through with that event. She will blame the mayor's office for not giving her the right permits, so sad...but not her fault, obviously...
She promised Matt she would look into buying it, said she would buy it, so he already dropped it off. But she hasn't paid for it yet and is too
She will not be there. Seriously. Some kind of emergency will be made up. Maybe even another (short) hospital episode.
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I'm so sorry to hear this and understand what you are going through. We had a rescued Irish Setter who was badly malnourished, covered in cigarette burns, etc. The vet said he was about a year old. We had him until he was almost 18 years old. He passed away in his sleep after a day playing with our children in the garden and thankfully we didn't have to make that dreaded decision. Our next dog was a puppy from the dog's home and she lived until she was 17. We were so heartbroken that we decided against having another dog of our own. Instead we are currently dog sitting our daughter's 12 yr old Staff Cross, who is diabetic and blind but still happily plodding around her familiar surroundings., which is why we moved into her home instead of bringing her here.
Thinking of you as you mourn the loss of your faithful friend.xx
Our old lady!
Would be much easier for them to create an online shop and connect that to a print on demand facility.
Then they just upload the graphics and choose the items. Done. The rest is done automatically between the shop and the facility. No storage space needed at lalande.
Can be done within a few hours. Dozens of good step by step tutorials on YouTube.
Then they just upload the graphics and choose the items. Done. The rest is done automatically between the shop and the facility. No storage space needed at lalande.
Can be done within a few hours. Dozens of good step by step tutorials on YouTube.
Just put a blonde wig on Flip. It’s basically the same thing, the framework and bodylanguage is already there.
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She is just despicable! Why is karma taking so long.
I was wondering the very same thing
Oh..... then they can all visit her in Hospital !!!
So isn’t this a good time for some Irish grandmother to get her coach organised for all the patreons? Where is Brenda?
Well hello big boyThe summer heat today is oppressive…almost unbearable! It makes you sweat even when you’re sitting still. I wonder how they keep cool at La La Lande? Here’s a pic of my bed when I woke up this morning…
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Those first 2 pictures are from the day of the "allegedly" floral studio clear out because PJ has that God awful jumper on.
Therefore, that day, they cleared out the entire contents of the studio and stored all the items they kept somewhere else (probably the corridor again), made banana bread and ice cream, put together the wardrobe and swept the floor. Stephanie Jarvis did a stint in the workshop. Then PJ laid the table and they sat down for dinner with guests at 7.30pm. All done in 40C heat - a normal person could not have achieved that much, let alone, lazybones SJ and PJ.
Their clothes must be really smelly as they obviously wear them repeatedly for continuity purposes.
By Jove I think you've got it. Excellent sleuthing. There were mutterings about them having Mats' old van too along with all his other old clapped out machinery. Ker-ching
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