Mrs Hinch #288 On the 4th day of Xmas Hinch gave to me - A scarecrow tribute at a freebiee

Craft fails or Re-vamp disasters.

  • Scrub daddy stamping,

    Votes: 202 22.2%
  • Bonfire painting,

    Votes: 44 4.8%
  • Hot chocolate in test tubes

    Votes: 174 19.1%
  • Cookie mix in jars and tea bag stained gift bags.

    Votes: 168 18.5%
  • BBQ table

    Votes: 22 2.4%
  • Concrete steppers made in a cake tin.

    Votes: 330 36.3%
  • Moss bowl.

    Votes: 111 12.2%
  • Beg board

    Votes: 213 23.4%
  • Revamped bird table with glass feeders.

    Votes: 32 3.5%
  • Pissy stick heart for her. Ron and Henry

    Votes: 109 12.0%

  • Total voters
    910
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Made to fit - A scarecrow tribute at yet another freebieee


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The next one is, therefore - On the 5th day of Xmas Hinch gave to me -- ..........................................

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Last thread catch up
Wednesday

Day 8 of the Elf, he put some toothpaste in some Oreos. Underneath she posted a message about pain is temporary. She is so not in this world.
Ron and Grinch, had a brekkie picnic in the lounge on her #ad blanket – aw
Advent time for the bros, it seems the day’s gifts taken out for Ron are not in order.
Zzz and postman time.
More old videos to use up content time.
Monthly beauty box was opened up and shared. They will never see the light of day again.
Had a tad bit of Flash left, so she cleaned the hob, sink and worktop with it.
Ron’s dinner was served. What dinner?
She showcased some #gifted #paid sponge daddy hampers, swipe up guys if you struggle for Xmas ideas.
Inch has bought a gift set and tried to post a video talking about it, begging for a Dove collab I think, hope not, I bet it’s a piss-take.
She’s settling down in a missguided pj set. I thought she loved Tesco’s, seeing she was paid to wear their clobber.
Late day, early start as she is going to LaplandUK. ffs Ron is only 18 mths old. #gifted as usual.
Thursday.
Day 10 Elf antics.
Up, dressed and out, somewhere special but no idea where. She’s wearing a lot of slap, enough for 3 people. Lapland pre-recorded we think, as most z listers went last weekend. So the cleaner is here and a day off really.
Pic shown at Lapland, she's dressed like Worzel. lol
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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Wiki page.

https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/

For new members.


Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.



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Also added in a poll for our enjoyment as suggested by @mgh727.

Couldn't fit them all in and for new people click on the link to enjoy.

scrub daddy stamping,
bonfire painting,
hot chocolate in test tubes
cookie mix in jars.
tea bag stained gift bags.
concrete steppers made in a cake tin.
Moss bowl.
Beg board
Revamped bird table with glass feeders.
Pissy stick heart for her.
R and H pissy sticks.
BBQ table
An attempt at a baby recipe book


and I totally forgot to add this gem in.

a homemade sensory board where she glued everything down
 
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Do you think she just opens the wardrobe (IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT LOOK IN IT) and just grabs whatever is closest to her? her idea of getting dressed literally looks like you’ve let your toddler dress them self, and I’m not talking about that fake Ronnie choosing an actual matching outfit BS, I’m talking neon yellow leggings with a football kit top, pair of tights and a bobble hat in June.
 
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For someone who was (rightly) tit-scared of Covid, she certainly gets about a bit, doesn’t she? I have thought her blood condition would put her at high risk?

Also, she looks a right twit in that hat
 
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For someone who was (rightly) tit-scared of Covid, she certainly gets about a bit, doesn’t she? I have thought her blood condition would put her at high risk?

Also, she looks a right twit in that hat
Leeches don’t have blood, they just suck it from others 💰
 
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Not sure if there are enough Irish people on here to get the reference, so I have included a visual comparison. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fortycoats (Irish legend and spotted today in Lapland!)
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Oh a thread title. Can I thank my agent, Gleam, Tesco, Flash, Jus Rol. I’m still waiting for my diamanté covered Zoflo bottle and Audi.
Lapland uk will say it’s so they can get publicity. So they send to Z listers. You know what would bring them better publicity?? Gifting nhs workers, carers, cleaners, shop workers etc. People and their kids who kept this country going during awful times. Or terminally ill youngsters. Maybe they do. But I’ve not seen anything?
 
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Forgot to put rons "sensory board" on the poll with the mini sanitary pad oops MINKEY
 
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I voted for the Scrub Daddy painting debacle. A complete disaster and a total waste of very expensive sponges.
 
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I’ve just gone on to Twitter to see if anyone’s spotted Mrs Hinch at Lapland (nobody if you’re wondering) and i don’t know if it’s pregnancy hormones or what, but I saw this and I’m now sat here sobbing my eyes out. Lapland UK will get celebs and influencers in no questions asked, but will have a family that I’m assuming paid cash upfront and weren’t gifted this trip, that won’t get to see next Christmas rebook for next year. I’m so angry with that company. I’ve blurred out the little mans name and account cos I’m not sure of tattle rules regarding charity accounts, but I’m just so so angry that the Hinch’s/Faiers/ShittySmellFlorals all get a gifted trip this year and this little boy doesn’t and has to rebook for next year when his mummy won’t be around to see next Christmas, it’s these people that should be gifted trips and given Dec2020 priority tickets!! 😭😭

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In case anyone is a fan of My Dad Wrote a Porno, the Christmas episode that's just come out this week has a mention of the Glee Team, I was so confused for a second as I thought it was the Gleam Team and wondered what the duck Sopha had to do with Belinda Blumenthal 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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The greedy beggy chav is probably shoving small children out of the way at Lapland so she can get to Santa first, Ron of the Antarctic won't get a look in

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Not sure if there are enough Irish people on here to get the reference, so I have included a visual comparison. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fortycoats (Irish legend and spotted today in Lapland!)View attachment 341808View attachment 341809View attachment 341810
How dare you compare Grinchy to the national treasure that is Forty Coats (and his fifty pockets!) 🤣🤣
 
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