Mrs Hinch #155 Forgive & forget my BBQ, instead see what I do with sticks and glue!

[HopeThatHelps]

I’m positive somebody called she was going to make a H for Henry. She’s not right

 

[JabbaAndMutt]

If she's going to label the 'risotto' rice , she could at least label it correctly. Risotto rice is called Arborio.

Exactly, risotto is a meal you cook with it!

 

[Debsy37]

I’m positive somebody called she was going to make a H for Henry. She’s not right

It was me! My first bingo

 

[HopeThatHelps]

It was me! My first bingo

Very well done!!! Wonder what she will do with the rest

 

[SnakeOilSeller]

Just had a skip through today’s stories, looks like it’s been another boring day in Greyville!

More of the same baby photos over & over again, more food that looks like something has thrown it up, a bit of probably pre-recorded cleaning, garden shite & then some more crap stick art.

Maybe the Scrub Daddy reveal will liven things up a bit. On the edge of my seat!

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Thanks you lovely bunch of “trolls” this is such a lovely community really made me feel better thank you

 

[imaginaryordinary]

Surprised the R she made looks like it could be bigger than her favourite child’s precious H.

 

[Dexy]

Very well done!!! Wonder what she will do with the rest

Calling it now. Spell out H I N C H because she’s so bloody narcissist.

 

[Kittymckat]

Oh guess doctors give out different advice, mine said it was normal.. she grew out of it

Stimming isn't always indicative of a sinister problem. Charlotte loves spinning and she flaps her hands when she gets overwhelmed/excited.

Stimming alongside other developmental factors is more of a sign that there could be an issue. However, things like autism/asd etc aren't diagnosed for a good few years as children do sometimes grow out of the stimming.

 

[Tui]

The sticks are definitely from eBay. They are far too straight and uniform, laying flush against each other, to be real

Surprised the R she made looks like it could be bigger than her favourite child’s precious H.

 

[Bozhog81]

Eurgh, she has put that manky stick monstrosity on her work surface

 

[Boleynr]

Yes! I think she’s got man jaws and with they eyebrows that are defo micro bladed them or something, half way up the side of her head and you can see where her natural brows begin. Too much Botox in the middle of the brows.. need I go on? Lol

Think that covers it
Just seen her stories... omg she made something for the dog
& acknowledges the foot thing Ronnie does I’ve seen some of you mention...?

 

[Tiggerstail]

Has she fallen out with zoflora, she was cleaning with fabulosa today?

 

[JCMSadie]

“See how much I get done before I fall asleep”. Hang on buttmunch, you’re only faffing about with sticks not doing a thesis/dissertation. “See how much I can do” ha ha ha ha ha so full of her own piss and wind isn’t she

Meanwhile, I'm actually doing a dissertation. Don't see any fuckers #gifting me a nice new laptop or paying me £xyz,000 to bore people shitless with it on insta. Maybe if I tattooed on some tit eyebrows and wrote it with a pwitty pwincess pen I'd have better luck...?

 

[EddieBeds]

Very well done!!! Wonder what she will do with the rest

My tired eyes misread that as ‘wonder if she’ll do one for the vest’ and had an image of her doing a V then being all ‘oh I’m so sorry guys it should be J for Jamie, I don’t know why I went with a V’.

 

[JCMSadie]

And yes I am grumpy. Pulling my bleeping hair out studying and paying £10k for the privilege just in the hopes of getting a job which pays enough to take my kids on holiday. All the while this vapid duck just sprays some tit around, calls it cleaning and lives the life of Riley. duck her.

 

[Dexy]

“So blessed to have him”
duck OFF. You are not blessed. Nobody has chosen you to be blessed with a child. You are no more special that anyone else, you just managed to strike it lucky. I can’t stand when people talk about how “blessed” they’ve been, as if those of us without children yet are not worthy of such a blessing.

Couldn’t agree more. It’s very similar to one of those annoying ‘ proud to be a mum’ post a picture things going around on Facebook. I keep getting tagged to do it and I refuse. For one I think it’s insensitive to those who can’t be parents and 2) think it’s a bit tacky.

 

[MrsD33]

Can I just say, to anyone thats feeling shite because they dont declare how much they love their kids every single day of the week, you are normal!

The fairytale is that the second you give birth, you have an overwhelming rush of love for this tiny baby!
That doesnt always happen, then you feel like a tit mam and overcompensate, fake the love and feel embarrassed and ashamed that you dont feel this gushing love.

From someone that has a lot of kids, you will go through days/weeks/months when you think your kids are dicks and you cant stand to even hear them breathe!

That is normal!

You still love them but bleeping hell they are proper arseholes!

My lot are all proper adults now and honestly I could drop kick them every other week! They’re bleeping selfish pricks at times but I still love them and would fight anybody to protect them.

Strangely, I dont declare my love for them all the time on social media so does this mean I dont really love them

Just remember, the perfect life posted on social media isnt anybodys real life.

And what hinch posts is the filtered, disinfected, facetuned, fake version of her life

 

[Itsonlyme28]

Surely we're due a look at her wedding photos soon right?

 

[Tui]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s very similar to one of those annoying ‘ proud to be a mum’ post a picture things going around on Facebook. I keep getting tagged to do it and I refuse. For one I think it’s insensitive to those who can’t be parents and 2) think it’s a bit tacky.

I know exactly which one you mean. 10 days of motherhood or whatever. Ugh.