Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

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If she continues to sell her underwear she could gift him her old bras , cut the straps off , make excellent knee pads for his carpet fitting save his knees for his "other profession"
Or the parachutes to avoid climbing down the scaffolding

Going to catch up later

In the meantime I add this now and be back later tonight xx.

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Look at his little tongue poking out...bless
 
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Why is she burning her bra?
 
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Oh FFS, not those damn things. They're even worse because they have the metal bits in that get wrapped round hedgehogs and foxes necks and legs, stupid people
 
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Notice the cheeky pizza hut there too...
 
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Oh fuck me (still trying) Lozza is boiling my piss again, she really is fucking thick, thought she was an animal lover and a member of PETA and yet she does this shit......
 
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Oh FFS, not those damn things. They're even worse because they have the metal bits in that get wrapped round hedgehogs and foxes necks and legs, stupid people
I find it hilarious that this is the arsehole who is in OK Magazine bumping her gums about how she wouldn't do anything to endanger the baby and how she lives this healthy safe life. Yet here she is in someone's garden with a whole heap of folk all on the Megalash socialising with different households in what looks to be a pretty small space (with no doubt ciggie smoke wafting) she is such a dick.

Notice the cheeky pizza hut there too...
Probably her handbag snack.

Oh fuck me (still trying) Lozza is boiling my piss again, she really is fucking thick, thought she was an animal lover and a member of PETA and yet she does this shit......
Plus she's wearing her favourite real fur coat.
 
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Surprised she didn't gan up in a heap of flames stood near that lantern the fake plastic twat!
 
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shame it didn't catch fire.
I’ve literally just screenshot her story & came on to say that @265 I loathe that fugly jacket

Surprised she didn't gan up in a heap of flames stood near that lantern the fake plastic twat!
Some of her probably melted though, her saggy full nappy-esque arse probably looks like she’s added another couple of pounds of shit to it & has drooped another 2 inches
 
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Fugly - Fat Ugly.
Chaz - sink splatter
Lozza -Fugly who loves sink splatter.
 
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Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...

We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp ). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.

The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets This raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.

Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn

Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.

We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?

She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien chic?

She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts .

She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the same cheap £75 jumpsuit (size XL medium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.

Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear


@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.

Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shits and he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).

There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
 
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Love it . I’m pissing myself. Maybe I should take a photo and post it. Lozza would.
 
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You are the best Fritzel. Re-cap Queen x
 
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