Lauren Goodger #20 Will it be pink, or will it be blue? Lozza's still eating for 22

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I've just tested my own theory that if you go cross eyed looking at that reveal photo, her body looks like a collection of balloons blending into the background 😂
 
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I haven’t looked at any recent pictures but I’ve not seen Charles on any pictures of gender reveal today. Is that right? Why isn’t he there, I’ve never seen single gender reveals when people are in couples.
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I've just tested my own theory that if you go cross eyed looking at that reveal photo, her body looks like a collection of balloons blending into the background 😂
I didn’t have my glasses on earlier, it just looked like a bunch of pink grapes to me🍇
 
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I haven’t looked at any recent pictures but I’ve not seen Charles on any pictures of gender reveal today. Is that right? Why isn’t he there, I’ve never seen single gender reveals when people are in couples.
He's obviously too busy getting his doo daaa stuck down the plughole of an Armitage Shanks somewhere to be bothered with all that pink nonsense 🤣
 
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I can’t wait to see what baby Giro(se) looks like, that baby gonna be grafting the second it’s born
 
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It's on the grid!!!!!! Just dropped a rocket ice lolly out my mouth in the excitement of posting that. If you click the photo will take you to it.

 
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So......... (After posting have just noticed look at the colour of her hands compared to her face)
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I've had the worst day ever but OMG the laughs keep coming!!!
Oh no! Hope your ok poppet just remember it's all going to be ok because at least now Big Loz has someone to practice her rapping/DJ skills with.

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Congratulations 🥳 to @Facehugger for the thread title!

Well first things first! I got my very own award from @Pom Bear courtesy of my nomination from @Facehugger: I was thrilled.

Am very happy to do a little recap for my fellow Scrunchies as this is easily the best thread on Tattle. The recap is not as needed as some of the other faster moving threads mostly because Big Loz is essentially a sloth who hurts her front bone if she exerts any energy, but some of us Scrunchies can only dip in and out (like Oddbod in a sink) when their time allows.

We had some very funny detective work 🧐 from @Pixie7 who like me has not watched Love Island before, but us Scrunchies appreciated the effort.

The gender reveal was delayed which gave us more time to consider names and @roseturntupnose made me belly laugh with her suggestions.

It finally arrived today and unsurprisingly she’s having a girl which was spotted by eagle-eyed Tattlers on Valentine’s Day. You had one job Lauren! 🤣

Photos of the reveal that she’s not been able to edit show that the Papa John’s are not her friend, particularly not when dressed in shiny fabric wearing an ill-fitting bra.

It seems Big Loz’s dreams of more TV stardom might of been crushed by her foray into Only Fans so she’ll need her beg list even more. She may use the robot vacuum cleaner to pose on.

We did think the Amazon beg list was pretty low until @Glortard discovered she’s going to sell her used undercrackers to the saddos from Only Fans. Baybeh Cantaffordwaitrose will be so proud. At least Moleman can get a workout trying to prise her thong out of that cavernous arse crack, make him work for his commission Big Loz! I feel a bit cockly just thinking about it 🤢

We all despaired at her spelling (it’s a bizarre skill to be able to not spell correctly a word that is in the photo you are captioning) particularly when describing her new masterpiece - a cottage pie (sized to feed a small army) that we would have made better in a year 7 home economics lesson and not felt the need to add bleeping sweetcorn to - @Blair-Waldorf had very strong feelings about this addition (totally warranted).

The pie was so very dry and needed ‘gravEy’. The spelling on the ingredients list was truly appalling, it killed off @lalalanded 😂 Thanks to @fluffyglitterbug for sharing the step by step photos taken of the process.

She also *drum roll* made her first ever roast dinner at the age of 34 😳. Of course she doesn’t follow a recipe because no one in their right mind would want their roast potatoes floating in oil and doused in vinegar. Her portion size was off the scale (as per usual) and she ate a sharing size bag of Doritos and dip as a starter.

Surely it’s only a matter of time until she’s on the beg for a reinforced bed frame “for a friend” 🤔

She is still totally exhausted from doing sweet FA so needs multiple #nightsoffcooking to bombard the baybeh with more saturated fat, salt and sugar. Greasy pizza possibly eaten with her clacker out with a side order of something turd shaped (and no doubt deep-fried), a giant cookie, and of course a new face.

@Katewinsletsknee perfectly summarised Big Loz’s diet.

The very basic flaw in her plan to have a water birth was spotted by @Sunnydaze101.

@xyzcba discovered her new ‘asfetics’ branding and it’s given me nightmares ever since.

@MrFMercury may have found us out very own group sponsor!

@Silly-old-Slapper summarised what you need to do to officially join the cult of Big Loz.

I was mightily impressed by the poetic talents of the Scrunchies @Blowup80 here and @Noelc here. This led to a brilliant pun.

@pombear did us proud unearthing Oddbod’s catalogue modelling days. Suits you sir! How he may look if Lozza gives him her spaniel’s ears (the tongue out just makes these pictures perfection) and Big Loz does Demi.

Finally, my favourite pic of the thread and yours too 🥰
Thank you for the new thread and summary..your thread starters are the best on here 💖😘 xx
Glad you love your trophy..you deserve it 🥰 and it's lovely how much my I'm a sweetcorn pic made people happy 🥰

Facehugger well done on your thread title 💖😘 xx.

Two pics from me today already made...

One for later but first I must put this up as mentioned in the last thread..Loz looking like a beanbag 😄😘 xx.

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Jesus Christ is it so hard for her to speak/write properly. It’s we ARE having a baby girl Lauren not “we having”. It doesn’t make you sound OG, it makes you sound like a twit. Also it was obvious what the gender was because she managed to “accidentally” post on the gram a few weeks back with baby girl on it.
 
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Oh no! Hope your ok poppet just remember it's all going to be ok because at least now Big Loz has someone to practice her rapping/DJ skills with.

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I swear down this is the ONLY thing putting a smile on my face right now!!! Thank you Big Loz and friends, Daily Mail commentators and everyone in this thread.
 
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It's been another big day lads and it made me reminisce through the Big Loz archives to just over two months ago when we had that great day we watched filth, then the pregnancy was revealed, we burned through two threads in about forty eight hours and of course we got Baby Brian and Tuna. It will never not be funny.

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