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It's like she got to the end of the week had fridge leftovers and slapped some mash on the top...tada cottage pie thingymajig,and I wouldn't put mince meat, did she have it in a pastry case with brandy butter,minced beef FGS.
Worster? Gravey? Potatoe? bleeping hell, Lauren! 34 and can’t even spell gravy.
You can't beat a beta male posing in his white socks hoiked up to the max to cover up those bambi like ankles......
He probably is more fine boned than our Lozza
Lozza, would you like some cottage pie to go with that cheese? Someone needs to tell Loz that ‘life isn’t a buffet’
Rachel Greens trifle probably tasted better than this garbage
Same scenario later on this evening whilst she’s sat on the bog
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Worster sauce to go with the Worst cottage pie
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The spelling!! I’m calling the police
Imagine if she had to homeschool her poor child one day. B is for BayBeh.
Hahaha, yep, that big old pie and sweetcorn is deffo going to come out the same as when it went inLozza, would you like some cottage pie to go with that cheese? Someone needs to tell Loz that ‘life isn’t a buffet’
Rachel Greens trifle probably tasted better than this garbage
Same scenario later on this evening whilst she’s sat on the bog
Worster sauce to go with the Worst cottage pie
Tut, no, B is for Bums silly!
G is for graveh
S is for sweetkorn
P is for piza
T is for takeawey
That’s it for today Rosie Goodger Drury.
How has no one spotted the addition of "mince meat" on her recipe that's the stuff that goes in mince pies. Not cottage pies! I'm vegetarian and even I know that.
that's the stuff that goes in mince pies. Not cottage pies! I'm vegetarian and even I know that.
Her disability is her being a class A whalescunt - just take the piss and don’t worry about ItDoes anyone else wonder if she does actually have some form of learning difficulties? She really seems very illiterate fir this day and age and just quite dim is all respects. I would hate to be taking the pee out if someone with a genuine disability
No, I don't have my glasses on....
she struggles to give a duck when inboxing other folk abuse.
B is for bubble buttHahaha, yep, that big old pie and sweetcorn is deffo going to come out the same as when it went in
Tut, no, B is for Bums silly!
I do wonder if she’s actually doing it for a reaction... takes a special kind of arrogance to correct the autocorrect??!
i find this all so sad. Instead of posting IG stories of unappetising food, with illiterate descriptions, why not post photos of a socially distanced walk and coffee with a friend, maybe some gentle pregnancy exercises or yoga, decorating a nursery.... I know we’re in a lockdown, but there’s more to life than lying in bed, staged photo shoots, and sloppy food
Give us a chance, we're still recovering from gravey and worster sorseHow has no one spotted the addition of "mince meat" on her recipe
That'll be what comes up next now, seeing as they read here. Brace yourselves! BL doing 'pregnacy' yoga
That really is a new low even for her. So she's a sex worker pretending to be all wholesome & Mother Earth? Really?!!
Swear to God that said "pair of smelly purple thong"
Also what is a pair of thong? One for each leg?
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I just thought the same thing !Does anyone else wonder if she does actually have some form of learning difficulties? She really seems very illiterate fir this day and age and just quite dim is all respects. I would hate to be taking the pee out if someone with a genuine disability
No, I don't have my glasses on....
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